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Chapter 315 Uncle Long: Backstabbing May Be Late, But It Will Never Be Absent

Chapter 315 Uncle Long: Backstabbing May Be Late, But It Will Never Be Absent

Master Chen smiled, without saying anything explicitly, only leaving behind the words: "If fate allows, we will meet again."

After exchanging pleasantries, he had his apprentice carry the stiff Gladio away from the villa.

"These mushrooms are so fresh!" Pipa excitedly carried a full basket of mushrooms into the kitchen, intending to try out the recipe.

"Have you ever processed mushrooms before?" Wei Xin looked at the mushrooms in the basket with concern. They were colorful and looked like a bunch of punk-style little people dancing in the basket. He asked respectfully. Although the Taoist priest said they were all edible, they still had to be processed properly.

The Taoist priest is petty, and Wei Xin is very worried that he might accidentally offend the priest, for example, if the priest knows that he is currently playing with crickets and sets a trap for him.

"Remember to cook it thoroughly," he instructed. Papa responded, but still worried, "Magayana, go to the kitchen and help Papa."

"Yes, sir."

After Mayana entered the kitchen, Wei Xin was still uneasy and planned to let him test the poison first after Papa finished cooking. He rubbed his hands together, staring at the small, broken ring in his hand with great interest. Now he was certain that the ring did indeed have the function of teleportation.

Although his initial idea was to go to the farmers' market, the ring led him to Yunnan.

In terms of accuracy, it's about the same as the broken watch (the watch the protagonist in Ben 10 uses to transform into an alien hero, but he always transforms into the wrong alien; actually, Ben, that goofball, always hits the watch hard, triggering a random transformation).

But something is better than nothing, what more could you ask for?

We need to study the working principle carefully to prevent accidents in the future. What if we accidentally drive into Shizuka's house and find her taking a bath?

Should we look directly at it, or cover our eyes while looking at it?

To prevent Wei Xin from doing something foolish again, like summoning Arceus, Giratina, Dialga, or Palkia without a second thought, Darkrai asked with concern, "What are you planning to do?"

"I'm looking for fate," Wei Xin said calmly.

He never believed in any predestined encounters.

It's impossible to find out after school starts that your deskmate is a shy, silver-haired, blue-eyed girl with glasses who is usually socially awkward but will earnestly teach you how to do your homework.

The girl sitting behind him was a cunning female class monitor with long, straight black hair who often teased him.

The girl sitting in front of him was a blonde, arrogant young lady who had been his childhood playmate before he went abroad to study.

Across the aisle from him was a white-haired, naturally yandere girl who had never spoken to him but had secretly memorized all his hobbies.

The girl who often let him copy homework was a gentle group leader with blue hair and braids.

After class, a sporty, tanned hot girl put her arm around him.

When he got home from school, he was greeted by his childhood sweetheart, whom he hadn't seen for many years but had suddenly started living with and who prepared lunchboxes for him every day.

His parents are both deceased, but he owns a car, a house, and has more than ten figures in savings in his bank account.

The shop owner where he worked was a fair-skinned, beautiful, mature, and wealthy older woman who was always thinking about taking him as a sugar daddy.

He also has a younger, younger fiancée whom he met when he was a child and who has had a crush on him for many years.

Just live this kind of life realistically; there's no need to cling to pointless fantasies.

So to hell with destiny! If we're not meant to be, why scheme and plot to force it? My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens! Whether we're meant to be or not, it's up to me to decide!

Wei Xin's gaze was resolute as he drew circles in the air, enunciating each word clearly and loudly: "I want! A! Wild! Bear Apprentice!!!"

Darkrai: It's just looking for a Pokémon, why are you yelling so loudly? I'd think you were trying to defy the heavens.

However, no Kubear appeared. Wei Xin tried more than ten times, but there was no sign of the portal opening. He frowned, looking puzzled. Kubear was indeed a rare Pokémon. As far as he knew, it could only be found on Wudang Mountain and the Isle of Armor. He suddenly had a bad feeling. Could it be that there were no wild Kubears in the world?

I don't want that kind of thing!

He immediately conjured up another possibility in his mind: the portal opened in front of Gladion and the Taoist priest. Could it be that the portal can only open in front of people and Pokémon he has come into contact with?

And it lacks a true search function?

The hypothesis exists, the verification begins. Wei Xin tries again, and after a brief moment of thought, he finds his next target. A wicked smile curls at the corner of his mouth.

Hehehe, I, your uncle, absolutely adore Egui Peng.

He pictured Beishang Township and the young widow in his mind: "I need to find a Calamity Pine."

Unsuccessfully, the portal did not open.

"Then I want a vibrating wing machine."

"I want to see Old Li with the bald tail."

"If all else fails, get a caterpillar."

There were no results.

"Just as I thought." Wei Xin concluded that his portal couldn't be opened on people or Pokémon he hadn't been to or hadn't established a connection with. Furthermore, it seemed to lack a search function, making it a monkey-like teleportation ring. "And what about the distance?"

The gate opened from Shanghai to Yunnan, consuming a quarter of his strength. It was probably impossible to reverse the world or enter the Ultimate Cave, as he didn't have any old acquaintances inside. But what if it opened to other regions?

He tried again, this time targeting Jirachi Island in Hoenn: "Make Lillie appear before me."

Immediately afterwards, he felt his physical strength and mental energy being completely drained. A strong sense of dizziness suddenly struck him. Wei Xin covered his head, took half a step back, plopped down on the sofa, rolled his eyes, and lost consciousness without any resistance.

The portal in mid-air opened halfway, but stopped loading due to a sudden network outage, and eventually reverted to its original state.

"Mia!" Sylveon jumped out of its Poké Ball, landed on Wei Xin, cupped his face, and checked if he was alright.

"He just used up too much energy all at once," Darkrai floated out of the shadows, looking at Wei Xin who was unconscious on the sofa, with a helpless expression. "It's good that he failed once, so that he won't do something that will shock people again in the future."

Darkrai grumbled under his breath. He seemed to have followed the wrong person. Hanging out with Wei Xin seemed to be a very dangerous thing, but there was nothing he could do. He had promised to stay with him until death, so what else could he do? He had chosen his own trainer, so he had to stick with him.

She floated into the room, pulled the blanket off the bed, and draped it over Wei Xin.

After a while, Wei Xin's consciousness gradually cleared. His eyelids twitched, and he felt something jump onto him. He opened his eyes and saw a pink fleshy pad pressing down on him.

"Buyi?" Xiaoyu pressed her paw on Weixin's face, tilted her head, and gently twitched her ears, looking puzzled.

Are you awake?

"Xiaoyu?" Wei Xin shook his head, the dizziness in his mind gradually subsided, and he felt the changes in his body. Fortunately, he was only a little exhausted. Under the power of the Phoenix King, his physical strength and spirit quickly recovered.

"It seems I can't open doors to other areas under normal circumstances," he sighed regretfully, but quickly accepted the fact that human power is limited. He then changed the subject, "Xiaoyu, what antiques did you get from the tomb?"

Let me see.

"Buyi." Eevee patted his tail, pulled out a small black box, opened it, and shared his find with Wei Xin.

It's emerald green, and looks like a finger.

She couldn't carry anything too big or heavy, so she could only choose a smaller gift.

"Nine-orifice jade plugs?"

Some ancient people would use jade objects to seal nine acupoints, including the eyes, ears, mouth, and nose, during their burial to ensure that the soul would not leave the body after death. These jade objects are called nine-aperture jade plugs. The one that Ibu has in his hand is relatively large, so it was obviously not used in an ordinary way.

it "s someone go"

Wei Xin was about to gasp when he quickly covered his mouth, worried that he might inhale something unclean. He looked at Xiao Yu proudly puffing out her chest, as if what she was holding was not a buttock-covering lamp, but something else extraordinary.

But considering that this thing comes from the Qin Shi Huang Mausoleum, and only one person inside could use it, it is indeed remarkable from some perspectives.

"Did you steal it from your ancestors?"

"No, it was made by the craftsmen back then, but His Majesty didn't use it." In the portal, Magiana spoke in a cold voice to vindicate Qin Shi Huang.

These tools were used to seek immortality after death. Although it doesn't make sense for someone to seek immortality after death, Qin Shi Huang, having given up on immortality, would naturally not have used these tools.

"That's alright then."

Wei Xin breathed a sigh of relief, thankful that his ancestor's innocence was still intact. He thought about it and realized that Xiao Yu had stayed with them for a long time from entering the tomb to passing the test. Uncle Long must have been very worried. Although Wei Xin had not received a call from Uncle Long yet, perhaps he had gotten used to Xiao Yu running around.

Now that the tomb exploration has been suspended, it's not good to always have Jade lying next to us. What if people mistake her for a member of Team Rocket?

It's time to send Xiaoyu back.

He suggested, "I'll take you to find Uncle Long."

"Buyi?" Xiaoyu didn't react for a moment. She was about to say that she was airsick and asked if she could stay a few more days. She thought that hanging out with Weixin was quite fun, and Weixin had already started to try it.

The portal opened very easily this time.

Across the door, Uncle Long, dressed in brown archaeological attire, lay on his side on the hotel bed, half his face pressed against the pillow, drool dripping from the corner of his mouth, sleeping peacefully.

What's going on here?

Ibu stood there, stunned. The box in her hand tilted and almost slipped from her grasp, like a circus acrobat who had been tossing it for ages to prevent the antique from falling to the ground. She breathed a sigh of relief, stuffed the box and the contents into her tail, wiped her eyes, looked at the hotel room in front of her, and then turned to look at Wei Xin with a puzzled expression.

"Don't worry about it, it's just a little trick. What are you waiting for? Let's go in." Without saying another word, Wei Xin picked up Eevee and tried it out. He lifted his foot. Although he couldn't open the door as easily as Hoopa, he could pass through the portal he had created, which was very convenient.

Standing on the hotel floor, Wei Xin placed Ibu into the hotel room, and the portal behind him closed.

"Buyi!" Although somewhat surprised, Xiaoyu quickly accepted the fact. Having traveled all over the country with Uncle Long for so many years, she had seen the world. It was just a teleportation portal. Back in other regions, she and Uncle Long had opened many strange portals, and some had even had enormous appetites emerge from them.

Ibu looked up at Uncle Long, who was lying peacefully on the bed, and felt a little angry. She clenched her little fists. She was out adventuring, and Uncle Long was just sleeping soundly in bed? He didn't even make a phone call?

Aren't you worried about her at all?

With a leap, he landed on Uncle Long's waist.

This reminded Wei Xin of Sylveon, who, whether before or after evolving, always liked to jump on him. Wei Xin suspected that all Eevee trainers liked to wake up their trainers in this way; it was a kind of intimate behavior, but it was quite dangerous.

"Buyi?" Seeing that Uncle Long was still asleep, Xiaoyu tilted her head in confusion. If it were before, Uncle Long would have gotten up and shouted "Xiaoyu!!!" and then given her a good scolding.

She patted Uncle Long's head and shook his body, but Uncle Long didn't react at all. He was still sleeping peacefully, as if he were dead.

Wei Xin was startled and quickly placed his hand below Uncle Long's big nose to check his appearance. Fortunately, Uncle Long's breathing was steady, his complexion was normal, and his waveguide was normal. He was still having a sweet dream. Wei Xin was relieved: "He's just asleep."

Wei Xin looked around the room and saw a glass on the bedside table with half a glass of water inside. He picked up the glass and held it in front of Xiao Yu's nose.

Xiaoyu sniffed and smelled an odor that humans couldn't detect. She pinched her nose and suddenly felt dizzy, as if she had been hypnotized. She quickly stretched her face into a pancake shape, using the pain to force herself to stay awake.

Wei Xin used a waveguide to scan the area outside the hotel. The Galaxy team members were loitering at the gate: "Looks like someone gave Uncle Long a sleeping pill."

Meanwhile, inside the villa.

Piper pushed open the door: "Wei Xin, the Alliance sent a message saying that Uncle Long has arrived at the airport and they want us to take Xiao Yu there—"

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He found the room empty except for the Pokémon. He scratched his head, pondered for a moment, and then made a decision: "Magnia, can you watch the fire for me? I'm going to the airport to pick someone up."

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