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Chapter 316: The Episode Uncle Long Fears Most

Chapter 316 The episode Uncle Long fears most

Wei Xin searched the room thoroughly, moving very quietly because someone was watching the door to avoid being noticed that there was someone awake inside. He couldn't find any surveillance cameras in the room, and he was still worried.

Xiaoyu patted her chest and said that she and Uncle Long had checked the facilities as soon as they entered the hotel. This was based on their years of experience on adventures. They also mentioned that they would put transparent tape on the door when leaving, put pen refills in the metal hinges of the door, and draw the curtains when they were in the room.

"I'd forgotten you guys were the real experts." Wei Xin smiled, gently parted the curtains to reveal a hole the size of a finger. Looking out, his gaze passed through the metal security bars on the door. Outside, Team Galaxy was roaming the street. While chatting, he occasionally glanced at the window of his room.

Clearly, they didn't believe that a mere security window could stop Uncle Long, and they weren't even sure if Uncle Long had been drugged. They also didn't want to be suspected of committing crimes in Donghuang, so they had no choice but to resort to this method.

Uncle Long, because Jade wasn't around, lowered his guard and fell into Team Galactic's trap.

"It seems that although Team Galaxy has ulterior motives, they don't intend to oppose Uncle Long. They just want to keep him under house arrest here," Wei Xin analyzed. He lowered his finger and looked at Uncle Long in the room.

It's still unclear why the Galaxy team is keeping Jackie Chan under house arrest, but it's certainly not just to give him a good rest.

"Let's take Uncle Long away first." Wei Xin hoisted Uncle Long onto his shoulder, and just in case, he also took the drugged water with him. A clear image of a person flashed through his mind. "Let me go to Papa's side."

The portal opened, revealing a brightly lit area on the other side. However, it wasn't Wei Xin's kitchen; the pungent smell of disinfectant hit the viewer. Instead, it resembled a public restroom in a shopping mall. Pipa stood unsuspectingly in one of the stalls, humming a tune. After relieving herself, she shook herself up, feeling refreshed.

He turned around and stood there, stunned.

Wei Xin carried a sleeping man on his left shoulder, holding a half-full glass of water in his left hand. The man on his shoulder was still breathing heavily in the bathroom air, snoring loudly. Xiao Yu jumped over the portal, wiped her nose, and felt very uncomfortable from the smell of disinfectant in the bathroom. Both of them stared at him blankly and blinked.

"What are you doing here?" Wei Xin and Pai Pa asked in unison.

"I'll go pick up Uncle Long."

"Uncle Long?"

Both of them leaned back in surprise at the same time, and a bizarre scene unfolded in the airport restroom: a handsome student carrying a muscular man in an archaeology suit and a muscular boy with his belt half-tied, as if playing a mimicry game, saying the same things and with identical expressions of confusion on their faces.

They looked at each other in bewilderment.

Fortunately, there were only the three of them and an Eevee in the bathroom at that time, so no one saw this scene.

Soon, Pipa noticed the man fast asleep on Wei Xin's shoulder. It was Mr. Long, whom they had met in Shaanxi before. However, Uncle Long's plane was still in the air and wouldn't arrive at the airport for about fifteen minutes: "Did you just run from home to the plane to pick up Uncle Long?"

Although this statement sounds bizarre at first glance—running from home to an airplane to pick someone up before the plane lands—considering that the person who did this is Wei Xin, it doesn't seem quite right—it's hard to accept.

"No," Wei Xin shook his head, "I originally intended to take Xiaoyu to the hotel, but I encountered Uncle Long, who was unconscious at the hotel. He had been given sleeping pills by Team Galaxy. Just in case, I took Uncle Long out of the hotel. I originally planned to go home."

He quickly extracted the key words from Piper's words, pinched Uncle Long's face to confirm that it wasn't some kind of human skin mask, and that the Uncle Long on his shoulder was definitely real: "You mean an airplane? Could it be that there's another Uncle Long on the airplane?"

Piper also grasped the situation: "Or rather, what do we do now that there's an imposter, Uncle Long?"

"Let's wake Uncle Long up first," Wei Xin said, opening the toilet stall and throwing Uncle Long onto the toilet seat. Papa and Xiao Yu followed, closing the stall door behind them. The space instantly became cramped, and the two began trying to wake up Uncle Long, who had been drugged.

So, an innocent passerby stepped into the restroom and overheard a conversation that was so bizarre it couldn't be more bizarre.

"How should we handle this situation?"

"Pinch it first, and see if there's any reaction."

"No response."

"It seems this medicine is quite effective. How about we use a little more force? Or, Xiaoyu, do you know which areas Uncle Long is most sensitive to, or where he reacts the most?"

"Buyi~"

???

The passerby was stunned. From the conversation, he concluded that there were three men in the cubicle, one of whom was in a deep coma after being given sleeping pills, and the other two, judging from their voices, were students. They were in the restroom, a place without surveillance cameras, staring at the unconscious man, whom they called "uncle."

Wow, are young people these days going to such extremes? But isn't this a crime?

He gasped, and began to consider whether to call the police. Then he realized that he was a policeman.

As a police officer, even on leave, one cannot stand idly by in such a situation.

He raised his hand and knocked on the door of the cubicle.

"Young comrade—"

Then chaos immediately broke out inside the cubicle.

"Someone's coming."

Then strange noises came from inside. To prevent the people inside from harming the victim in their panic, he raised a foot.

boom!

They kicked open the door to the cubicle.

The scene before him stunned him.

There were no students or unconscious uncles in sight, only a harmless Eevee sitting upright, holding a cell phone, looking up, eyes wide, baring its teeth, with an exaggerated yet guilty smile on its face.

You're here to~

"Sorry to bother you." Realizing he had made a mistake, the man quickly closed the stall door and fled the restroom in a panic.

Why would Ibrahimovic be holding his phone while using the toilet?

"Buyi~" Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and opened a video call on her phone.

On the other side of the video is Wei Xin's home. The moment Wei Xin and Pai Pa discovered someone entering the bathroom, they went through the portal back home, threw Uncle Long onto the sofa, and wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads.

Wei Xin: "Luckily, I reacted in time, otherwise our lifelong reputation would have been ruined."

Pipa: "So why didn't you just open a portal to your house from the start?"

"I forgot," Wei Xin said innocently, assuming that the presence of three men activated a brain-depressing effect, and began to change the subject, "Let's try to wake Uncle Long up."

"What should we do? Physical stimulation isn't working on Uncle Long. Look at his expression, it's like he's having a wet dream."

Speaking of dreams, an idea popped into Wei Xin's head: "I have a plan, Darkrai, can you do me a favor?"

"Speak," Darkrai floated out from the shadow beneath Wei Xin's feet.

"You enter Uncle Long's dream," Wei Xin whispered in Dalai's ear, "and change his dream like this—"

Wei Xin muttered to himself for a while, and Darkrai's eyes gradually brightened. His expression changed from indifference to excitement. He slapped his thigh and gave a thumbs up: "Wei Xin, you're a genius, a genius who has nightmares."

"What did you say to Darkrai?" Piper asked curiously.

"It's a secret." Wei Xin smiled and raised an eyebrow, his expression mysterious.

Darkrai raised his hand, aimed it at Uncle Long's head, and began to modify his dream. About three seconds later, Uncle Long suddenly sprang up from the sofa, opened his eyes, his features scrunched up, and his eyes filled with terror.

He just dreamt that he was playing in a swimming pool with a bunch of pretty girls in bikinis. When he had some free time, two of the pretty girls took him to a toilet stall, tied him up, and said they were going to interrogate him.

Uncle Long remained calm and composed: "I've traveled all over the country for so many years, what haven't I seen? A mere honey trap, how could it possibly win me over?"

Just as he thought something rather inappropriate was about to happen, the two girls tore off their clothes and skin.

With a ripping sound, it was as easy as if it were just a cheap sleeveless shirt.

It's like a thriller.

If the two girls had turned into some kind of monster, it would be alright; he wouldn't be so scared. After traveling all over the country for so many years, he'd seen all kinds of monsters. But the problem was that the two girls hadn't turned into monsters.

After they tore off their skin and clothes, two burly men appeared in front of Uncle Long: one with a huge stomach and skin so dark that only his eyes and teeth were visible, and the other a blond white man with pectoral muscles so large that they could clamp his face. They started taking off their pants in front of him, flashing him big white teeth and a wicked smile.

Most importantly, these two big guys are men.

It's more terrifying than a horror movie.

He said excitedly, "Uncle Long, you're awake!"