[Comprehensive] The operation method is disqualified in the world

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[Record: July 2018, Nishitokyo Eiji Juvenile Academy. 】

Osamu Dazai arrived at the destination, looked around, and found that the three of Yuzu Yuhito had not arrived yet, squatting on the ground leisurely flipping through the complete suicide manual, and making noises at the contents of the book from time to time, which made people get goosebumps snicker.

Yidizhi Jiegao communicated with the staff of the functional department who evacuated the nearby residents on the scene, and when he heard the laughter, he felt chills in his heart. He recalled being stalked and chatted by this young man with his right eye, neck and arm wrapped in bandages along the way. He suddenly felt colder.

【Risk factor 100%】

The sense of danger brought to him by the youth even caused him to have such a hazy and uncontrollable fear of "Is my soul breaking out like a trembling?"

Every word of this fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy seems to be dissecting him alive!

... Poor thing, what did he do wrong! ?

It's so brave that I didn't abandon|car|run away!

Yi Dizhi closed his eyes, forcing himself to get those |negative|negative thoughts out of his mind, and when he opened his eyes again, he inadvertently glanced at the name of the book the boy was holding in his hand—Complete Suicide Manual!

"Arnuo..." Out of love for minors, Yidizhi swallowed his saliva and opened his mouth carefully, but when he was about to start the conversation, his tongue froze because of the indifferent swipe from the young man, and he held back Fear continued: "Dazai-kun, that book is..."

"masterpiece."

Yi Dizhi suddenly stared dead: "Ju, is it actually a masterpiece? Hahaha..."

Forgive him, I really don't know what to do except laugh awkwardly!So why haven't Fu Heihui and the others come yet! ?

The other party's awkward smile was deliberately misinterpreted by Dazai Osamu as an "envious" smile, and he said indifferently without raising his head, "Give up, I won't let you."

"..." Yidizhi twitched the corners of his mouth, completely unaware of why the young man who had been so shrewd along the way suddenly became a fool?He couldn't even answer those words.

Yi Dizhi said with the instinct of a social animal: "That, what a pity."

No!No pity at all!

The sunny weather for many days has not escaped the continuous rain that belongs to the rainy season.

Raindrops fall.

There was a guardian who came to meet the child outside the |warning| cordon set up by the juvenile home, and she was yelling and crying.

Dazai Osamu's exposed kite eyes swept over lightly, and he was not even half moved by the scene.

Impossible to live.

From the moment the conjurer received the news, it was impossible to live.

Osamu Dazai took off his coat and threw it to Yidizhi, yawning and saying vaguely, "Huh—so boring, I'll go in first."

"But the "account"..."

Without giving Yi Dizhi a chance to finish his sentence, Osamu Dazai disappeared like a fish swimming.

Osamu Dazai rested his hands on the back of his head, humming a song and wandering around the juvenile courtyard like he was walking in his own backyard. He heard the painful moan from a distance, blinked his eyes, and followed the sound to find it.

...it was a man who had lost half his body.

The eyes froze slightly, but after a while, they were completely unmoved.

"It's already like this, do you still want to live?" Dazai Osamu squatted in front of the man who was already angry, looked at the man's name on the clothes, and raised his eyebrows. This is exactly the aunt crying calling the name.

The man was speechless, only a painful trill escaped from his throat.

Osamu Dazai stood up, stretched his waist, and then took out a wooden box from his trousers pocket.

Looking down at the man from a high position, his innocent and immature face climbed up to a deliberate ignorance of worldly affairs.

"Choose—!" Osamu Dazai opened his arms, as if he wanted to embrace something: "Do you want to die in such pain, or let me end your pain simply."

The man's slack eyes showed determination.

Osamu Dazai smiled: "It's a good choice."

Mu Cang pointed at the man's eyebrows.

The smiling brows and eyes suddenly turned cold, and time seemed to freeze into ice under this icy gaze.

Bah!

...

"Wow! It's too bloody|bloody|violent|powerful to take out|heart or something, right?"

The boy's cheerful voice came from a very close position behind him, and Su Nuo, who was occupying the body of Polygonum cuspidatum Youren, froze suddenly, and his hand with sharp nails stopped abruptly at his heart, unable to move.

This kid is like a drop of water disappearing in the sea, when he approached, he didn't notice at all...?

"Student Dazai!" Fu Heihui's eyes widened. They searched all the way but found no trace. Although they didn't say anything, they were always worried whether Dazai Osamu was the first to encounter the dangerous super-spell spirit.

"Where did you go?! No! What happened to your arm?!"

Sure enough, was he injured by encountering a special curse spirit?

Megumi Fukuro lowered his eyes, blaming himself, thinking that this was Osamu Dazai's first mission as a conjurer, and he should protect him.

"Huh? This... well, listen to me, I'm such a suicidal maniac!" Osamu Dazai was aggrieved: "I wanted to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but I didn't do it until I got up. I found that the juvenile house only has two floors."

Fu Heihui gradually became sluggish: "...Huh?"

"Tch—it's only the second floor, even if you jump down, you won't die at all." Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue, "I fell while climbing the stairs, and probably broke my arm."

Fu Heihui: ... Gan!In this situation, I still think about suicide! ?something is wrong with you!

"Hey!" Su Nuo was completely brought into the realm called "Dazai Osamu", and when he came back to his senses, he realized that he had been ignored for too long: "Damn stinky brat, you..."

"Shh."

Osamu Dazai chuckled lightly: "Until my problem is resolved, as your container, Knotweed-kun can't have any accidents. Although I really want to ask you to try to take out the "finger", but it feels a bit disgusting, I absolutely Don't die from nausea, the cause of death is too vague. So..."

I saw that iris-colored eye was rolling with rich dark color and viscous malice: "Can I ask you to be an obedient dog first?"

"You really deserve to die, brat!"

"Dazai-san!!"

Osamu Dazai raised his uninjured hand, suddenly full of energy: "I absolutely——! Don't bring that disgusting thing with an unknown number of bacteria to Huangquan Hirazaka."

When the fingertips came into contact with the body of Yuzu Yujin, beams of light burst out instantly.

Ability "disqualification in the world".

——Spell removal.

Knotabagi Yuhito turned back into an ordinary boy, and fell forward without strength.

"What's going on..." Fu Heihui caught the knotweed subconsciously, but his eyes were glued to Dazai Osamu's smiling face: "You, your technique... eh?"

Fu Heihui didn't give Fu Heihui time to finish his sentence, but Osamu Dazai quickly backed away: "Don't let your dog get close to me!"

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai walked forward slowly with his broken arm in his arms.

Fu Heihui looked at the shikigami beside him, and his eyes gradually died.

From a distance, he could hear the young man muttering in dissatisfaction, "Really, to order the underage stinky uncle, you must extort | extort | ten meals of crab meat!"

The corners of Fu Heihui's eyes and mouth twitched, damn!For a moment, I thought Dazai-san was quite handsome, but there must be something wrong with my brain!

...

"Super class..." After hearing Fu Heihui's words, Wujo Gojo's expression became serious.

"Is it intentional? Because the uncle forcibly changed the death|sentence of Hu Zhangjun to life without parole or something."

Osamu Dazai, who was reading the complete suicide manual at the side, sneered: "On the surface, I have to endure it, but in the dark, I have to teach him a lesson."

"Anyway..." Osamu Dazai closed the book and looked at the young man with a smile on his face: "As long as Yuzu Yuhito dies decently enough, even the strongest will be speechless."

As the voice fell, Osamu Dazai's eyes darkened. Sure enough, no matter where, people's hearts are the same existence that cannot be looked directly at.

"Student Dazai?" Fu Heihui looked over in surprise.

"Ha——" Osamu Dazai yawned wearily, holding the complete suicide manual in his intact hand, and his arm hanging by the bandage dangled twice, which was regarded as "bye": "I'm so sleepy, Go back to sleep."

Osamu Dazai's thin body gradually melted into the darkness.

At this moment, a strong sense of disobedience hit Gojo Satoru's heart.

What is this boy planning.

At this time, Yi Dizhi came out of the medical room: "Mr. Gojo, Miss Iari, please go over."

"Ah." Gojo Satoru slowly withdrew his gaze, and he said to Fu Hei Hui, "Hui also go back and rest."

"Yes."

The housekeeper Jianzi leaned against the wall of the corridor, with an unlit cigarette in his mouth, and looked at the passerby jokingly: "I never knew that this year's first graders actually used thermal|weapons|weapons. "

"……How to say?"

"Well, Masaaki Okazaki, is that the name? Although the degree of injury is definitely not enough to survive, but the one who ended his life in the end was..." Ieyuri Glass pointed at the center of his eyebrows, "Mu Cang."

Gojo Gojo paused, and suddenly clapped his hands happily and said, "Wow—it's amazing!"

Jia Ruozi rolled his eyes at him: "You can really laugh, you will be expelled, right? That little classmate of yours?"

Gojo Satoru spread out his palms: "No, Nitro will help."

"...Secret affair?" Jiarui Glass blinked.

"Ah, personal affair."

"Oh, okay." Jiarui Nitzi suppressed a smile, and the corners of his lips fluttered immediately after turning around.

puff--

Gojo Satoru, you have today too!

The author has something to say: Su Nuo: Let me tell you a joke, "Dazai Osamu" is the domain name.