Chapter 213 Ugly Fish: Who are you calling ugly?
Chapter 213 Ugly Fish: Who are you calling ugly?
Chapter 213 Ugly Fish: Who are you calling ugly?
When Wei Xin woke up in the morning, he received good news: the Ugly Fish that Mikeli had promised would arrive today.
In the morning, a Dragonite flew across the sky and entered the skies above Shanghai. After checking the villa below, it saw the cute Pokémon in the courtyard. Hehehe, such a cute little guy, if it gets scared, it will probably cry for a long time.
So, clutching the exquisite gift box, he plummeted toward the ground at breakneck speed.
Sensing an approaching presence, Wei Xin, who was busy in the kitchen, looked up. His waveguide passed through the ceiling, and he saw a Dragonite swooping down towards the garden.
Pipa held a bowl with nine egg yolks swaying inside. He picked up an egg, about to smash it into the bowl, when Wei Xin reached out and stopped him.
"What's wrong?" Pipa asked, puzzled.
"There's something wrong with that egg," Wei Xin said, taking the egg from Pipa's hand and pointing it at the edge of the pool.
Click!
The dark, murky liquid fell into the pool, carrying a putrid stench.
He's a little rascal.
"Hiss~" Piper couldn't help but gasp. If this bad egg had hit him, the economic loss would have been small, but the psychological damage would have been huge. He shouldn't have skipped the process just to be lazy.
Otherwise, one wrong step could lead to eternal regret, and you'd dream of that scoundrel every night.
He immediately turned to Wei Xin in surprise and asked, "Your waveguide technology has developed to such an extent?"
Very few people can master waveguides, but everyone knows about Wei Xin's awakening of waveguides.
Especially Gladio, who had just stepped into the gates of Wudang Mountain and received a book on five years of waveguide training and three years of body tempering, was stunned when he received a message in the group chat.
First it was Z-Move, then Aura. If you want to attack me, at least wait until I've established my Dao Heart! It's said that Gladion had nightmares and even developed a fever that very night. When his master examined him, he was dumbfounded.
How come you've already developed inner demons even though you're just starting out and haven't even learned waveguides yet?
Although waveguides can be learned through arduous training, there are varying levels of waveguide users. Most people simply have more acute senses than others and can perceive the emotions of others. Those who are truly talented are extremely rare. Wei Xin has now cultivated waveguides to such an extent that he can even perceive changes in his surroundings without closing his eyes or focusing.
Moreover, they haven't received guidance from professionals.
It's practically a humanoid Lucario, terrifyingly so.
But as teammates going down the mine together, we're all safe, we're all safe!
Wei Xin nodded and continued working: "Yes, there's still a lot of room for improvement."
In fact, from the moment he decided to go down into the mine, Wei Xin began practicing waveguides, 24 hours a day without interruption. Especially at the perception level, from the initial intermittent and vague active detection, to now being able to maintain waveguide detection normally as long as he is awake, it took him a lot of effort.
It's better to be prepared than not.
Because of the existence of Pokémon, coupled with the scarcity of underground space and resources, mines are far more dangerous than places like forests.
The environment is pitch black, movement is difficult, and the underground roads are intricate and confusing. If you stray from the main road, you can easily get lost. Moreover, if you accidentally step into the territory of some vicious Pokémon, such as Tyranitar, Aggron, or Steelix, the consequences and impact are immeasurable.
Moreover, due to the influence of meteorite energy, wild Pokémon that autonomously Mega Evolve have appeared all over the world. Not only are they powerful, but they are also extremely irritable, causing damage of all sizes.
The only saving grace is that, thanks to the existence of Pokémon, productivity is not highly dependent on mineral resources, and most people go mining in search of precious ores.
However, he only saw the news this morning that a mine in Shanxi had collapsed. Fortunately, the mine had stopped exploration and no one was injured.
Therefore, it can sense malice, threats, changes and dangers, and at the same time, it has the waveguide capability to detect roads in dim environments, which can play a significant role in the process of mineral exploration.
The field of vision has been opened.
In the garden, Kirlia looked up and saw the Dragonite rushing down from the sky. She sighed. These days, do deliverymen not need to be certified? What if they break the package?
So he raised his hand, aimed at Lugia who was resting in the river, and waved it. The next second, Lugia, who was still sleeping in the river, appeared in the sky.
The meat shield arrives.
Now, she has a much better grasp of the power within her body. Although she is still some distance from fully digesting it, it is enough for her.
A huge, sky-blue belly appeared in front of Dragonite. Its pupils dilated suddenly. Where did this huge stomach come from? It's even bigger than me.
It quickly changed direction, turned around, waved its arms, and flapped its wings to fly into the sky, but to no avail. Guided by inertia and gravity, it crashed into Lugia's belly.
Plan
It's incredibly bouncy, even out of ten or nine out of ten.
Due to its exceptional defensive capabilities stemming from its racial traits, Lugia, fast asleep, showed no reaction. It only felt an itch on its stomach, thinking it had been splashed by Magikarp in the river. It rubbed its belly, casually swatted Dragonite aside, rolled over, and was released back into the river by Kirlia.
The crashing Dragonite lost control of its body and tried to protect the gift box in its hands, but to no avail. With Kirlia's psychic power, the gift box flew out of its hands and landed in Kirlia's hands, while it landed on a crooked tree nearby. Due to its weight and inertia, the willow tree on the riverbank was snapped in two by its elbow.
This is mentioned in the story of Tom and Jerry.
After calming the frightened Dragonite down, threatening him that if he did something irresponsible again, he would give him a bad review as a warning and a lesson, and giving him two Power Cubes as consolation, Wei Xin opened the gift box.
After opening it up, there was a USB flash drive and a diving ball inside.
Following Mikoli's instructions, Wei Xin brought a bucket and placed it in the yard. Everyone gathered around, eager to see what the new family member looked like.
"Come out, Ugly Fish!"
The Dive Ball activated, flashing red light, and a Pokémon with blue fins, thick lips, dark circles under its eyes, and spots all over its body appeared in the bucket, opening its sleepy eyes in confusion.
Rotom opened the Pokédex and introduced, "Frill, a fish Pokémon. Because its fins are tattered and ugly, it is a Pokémon that no one pays attention to. It can live in the ocean and rivers, swims very fast, and has extremely strong vitality. It usually lives in groups in places with a lot of aquatic plants. It eats everything and can survive well even in harsh environments."
Not good-looking, ignored by everyone, highly adaptable, eats everything and has a tenacious life force. Wei Xin listened to Rotom's introduction and inexplicably had a strong sense of déjà vu.
Upon hearing Rotom's introduction, the veins on the ugly fish's head visibly bulged. "Who are you calling ugly?" It took a sip of water from its bucket and looked up at Rotom in the sky.
hetui!
Rotom wiped the mouth off his face, looking bewildered, and retorted, "I was just reading the Rotom encyclopedia."
Ugly Fish: I don't want to listen, Squirtle is chanting.
He took another sip of water, hetui!
"She doesn't want anyone to say she's ugly; this Ugly Fish's personality is quite interesting," Pipa couldn't help but chuckle.
As soon as he finished speaking, Ugly Fish took another sip of water, turned to Pipa, and said, "Hetui!"
Rotom pointed at Piper and burst into laughter: "Knowing full well, you're just asking for a beating!"
Uglyfish turned to look at Rotom: Hetui!
???
Rotom's screen displayed three question marks: "I didn't say you were ugly!"
hetui!
Similar situations occurred repeatedly, and after Rotom's motherboard was almost completely flooded, Wei Xin slapped his forehead and suddenly realized: "This ugly fish reacts to characters that sound the same as 'ugly'!"
No wonder Ryukiya named her Little Beauty; it's a taboo name.
If you keep swearing!
Ugly Fish took another sip of water, turned its head, and was about to spit it out when its gaze fell on Wei Xin's face first, and its face turned red.
Woohoo!
This person seems to be my trainer. It wouldn't be appropriate to spit on his face. Well, she's a loyal fish, so she turned around and spit on Rotom's face instead.
Rotom was dumbfounded. No, how can you be so hypocritical?
"What about other words?" Piper asked. "For example, ugly."
hetui!
The results are obvious.
Constantly triggering the code isn't ideal, so Wei Xin thought for a moment and then suggested with a smile, "Since you don't like the word 'ugly,' how about we change your name—"
"I'll call you Fish."
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