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It's basically an extra chapter in disguise, Wu Cao... ( ﹁ ﹁ ) ~→
The reason I didn't call it an extra update, but rather an advance payment of updates, is simply to describe a possible chain reaction. In other words, it's only a possibility, but the author will definitely try their best to keep updating (*???)
The reason I'm not giving you tips or recommendation votes for extra chapters is simply because I don't want to pressure you. After all, this book is difficult to write, and if I write too fast, the quality will seriously drop. Secondly, updating an extra chapter today means squeezing out a little more inspiration, which means I'll have less to write in the future. That's why I call it an advance update; honestly, it's just another way of saying extra chapters.
This is just to encourage you guys to be more active. I feel that not everyone can afford to give tips or anything like that. On the contrary, playing guessing games is something everyone can participate in, and I don't want you to spend too much money. Of course—
The most crucial thing is indeed—
The author is so lazy =、=
PS2: Bookke's recommendations are strange; they recommend something first and then notify you...
PS3: Speaking of extra chapters, I suddenly remembered a friend on Shuke who owed over 100 chapters on the day of his book's release, and still owes more than 80. It's a lesson learned the hard way. In this situation, I, a lazy bum, can only look up to him in envy.
Chapter 54 I shouldn't have gotten you pregnant
The Queen was stunned, momentarily speechless. After a while, she said:
"You wrote it?"
Li Wei nodded, "Yeah, it took me a while to remember. I remember I was a little short on cash at the time, and a former colleague asked me to commission a manuscript, so I just wrote it down and sent it to him."
"I didn't expect this thing to be so popular?" Li Wei scratched his head.
"Just casually?" the Queen scoffed and asked.
The others also looked surprised and uncertain.
Li Wei nodded. "Yeah, a friend contacted me around that time, asking me to help calculate the mechanical design for sinking an island nation, but unfortunately something came up and I had to put it off."
"I thought my friend wasn't satisfied with the draft. I haven't seen him since he took the draft. I felt bad for him, so I put in a little more effort and wrote a new version, um."
"Is it about ten times thicker than this book?" Li Wei thought for a moment and said.
Ten times!?
"Can you still write the latest version now?" The Queen paused, then said, "If you can't, you're dead."
The Queen said coldly, "I cannot tolerate anyone deceiving me!"
"What? You lied to me?" Li Wei was bewildered. "When did I ever deceive your feelings?"
"Your belly doesn't look that big to me..."
"Ha ha……"
Liu Yiqiang, unusually quick-witted, said, "Brother, I don't think anyone here would believe you wrote it."
"Hey bro, how could you possibly be such a weirdo?" Liu Yiqiang scratched his head and chuckled foolishly.
Li Wei glared at him: "So what if he's a pervert? What's wrong with a man being a pervert!"
One student scoffed, "You can't even write a draft before lying. If you could write a book like this, would you still be in our class?"
Li Wei turned and glared at the student, "So you guys don't believe I'm that kind of pervert?!"
"..."
Perhaps, only someone like this could write a book like that?
The Queen lashed her whip upwards with a sharp crack, instantly drawing everyone's attention back to her.
"quiet."
The Queen's words silenced the entire audience.
"I'll give you three days to write the latest version," the Queen said calmly. "If you can do it, you'll be pleasantly surprised; otherwise..."
"I forgot to tell you that dying in the academy is not just a deduction of twenty years of lifespan, but a true death."
Li Wei curled his lip in disdain, "I can write that in three days, in thirty minutes!"
As he spoke, Li Wei pulled out a pile of papers from somewhere and quickly wrote down a stack of text that was half a meter high in less than thirty minutes.
Human Typewriter, LV5, Full Power!
Everyone else stared in disbelief. Are you sure this is writing and not just scribbling?
In less than thirty minutes, let alone half a meter high, one can barely write half a page properly.
"Is he... is he even human?"
The Queen glanced at Li Wei again. "I didn't expect that, besides the iron block, you've spent quite a few points on your physical abilities."
"With the points accumulated by your Miracle Class, these points are probably all you have."
Upon hearing this, the others suddenly realized what was going on. Several of them looked at Li Wei and then at Liu Yiqiang, their expressions thoughtful. A few obscure and sinister glances swept over Li Wei.
Without giving Li Wei a chance to answer, the Queen lashed out with her whip, and all the papers Li Wei had written on immediately fluttered up.
When all the papers were returned to their original positions, the Queen looked at Li Wei in surprise: "So you really are the original author?"
Li Wei was speechless.
He pointed to himself and sighed, "Turns out, being too handsome makes it hard for anyone to believe I'm a pervert."
"No wonder those perverts on buses like to blame me. It seems that they think that even if I take the blame, nothing will happen to me."
"It's just that I always get entangled with girls, it's really annoying, okay? You can't even destroy the world, so what kind of girl are you?"
"..."
Shut up, you perverted social butterfly!
"Brother, does that mean you can't be a girl if you can't destroy the world?" Liu Yiqiang scratched his head curiously.
Li Wei nodded seriously and said, "Yes, who would marry such a weak girl? Just to take her home and watch her act cute?"
Liu Yiqiang sighed in relief: "Fortunately, my mother gave birth to quite a few things when she gave birth to me."
Ignoring their conversation, the Queen continued to scrutinize Li Wei.
"I can't understand it. If you can write something like this, why are you even in this class?"
Li Wei pondered for a moment, "Perhaps I'm very strong?"
"After all, miracles don't come by sheer force."
"Interesting," the Queen smiled.
"Come with me. I promised you something good, and I won't go back on my word." The Queen turned around and gestured for Li Wei to follow.
Li Wei was conflicted.
"If it can't be given in person, does that mean it's a transaction that can't be done openly?"
The Queen's face turned cold: "Considering you provided the teaching materials, I can overlook what you just said. Are you leaving or not?"
Li Wei muttered to himself, "It feels just like when I first joined S.H.I.E.L.D."
!! ?
"As for you," the Queen looked at the remaining people, "your teaching tasks remain unchanged."
Those who realized what was happening immediately changed their expressions.
The book used to be only a few centimeters thick, but now it's suddenly over half a meter tall, and the mission remains the same?!
After walking with the Queen for a while and spending time alone with her—
The Queen spoke calmly, "They seem to have a problem with you. What do you think?"
Li Wei said matter-of-factly, "Haven't there been plenty of people who have a problem with me since I was a child? Hmph."
"They can't build a good corner, is it because my hoe was too powerful?"
The Queen glanced at Li Wei and said, "Since you don't care, I won't say anything more."
"You should know about the concept of authority within the academy, right?"
"Perhaps you don't understand now, but the longer you stay in the academy, the more you will find that, in many cases, permissions are more important than points."
Li Wei nodded; he had also noticed it when he encountered Lin Aotian before.
"And the gift I'm going to give you is to upgrade your privileges."
Li Wei exclaimed, "Why? According to you, something as important as permissions shouldn't be easy to increase."
The Queen gave Li Wei an approving look. "Indeed, let alone students, even for us mentors, gaining access to higher authority is not an easy thing."
"But I have faith in you."
"Because I'm perverted enough?"
"..."
The Queen's lips twitched. "That... can be considered one aspect as well."
"I knew it! What's wrong with men being a little perverted?"
The Queen continued, "Each class advisor only has three opportunities to promote one student. I've already used up my previous opportunities, but that's okay. Besides that, there's another way to help someone else increase their authority within the academy."
"I will generate an application for you in a moment. The system will ask you if you are willing to become my personal student. Don't refuse yet. This student status is only nominal, and I will not restrict you in any way."
"After all, someone who can write such a book must have a very broad knowledge base. If it weren't for your lack of ability and qualifications, I would have recommended you to the academy as a mentor."
"I have nothing to teach you about killing. If you have any questions, you can ask me. In name, we are teacher and student."
"Based on the difference in our permissions, the academy system should upgrade your permissions by about twenty."
Li Wei nodded, not intending to refuse.
How to say it—
In some movies, this is the script where a beautiful female teacher pursues a handsome male student.
But what if she tries to force herself on me? How can I politely refuse?
Li Wei no longer wanted to live the life of being constantly exposed to female teachers...
The Queen frowned slightly. "What are you thinking about? Hurry up and confirm."
"Oh, okay." Li Wei snapped out of his daze.
Then a prompt appeared in front of me:
The Queen of Slaughter, Bai Xinhan, requests to become your teacher. Will you accept?
Bai Xinhan, also known as the Queen of Slaughter, sighed inwardly when she saw Li Wei about to click "confirm".
"Hopefully, I haven't misjudged him this time."
"Ding! Li Wei has become your student."
After receiving the confirmation notification, the Queen smiled slightly.
So your name is Li Wei? At the starting line of the college, this is all I can do to help you.
I hope that you, with your higher starting point, can give me enough surprises.
However, Bai Xinhan never expected the surprise to arrive so quickly—
"Based on the difference in permissions between you and Li Wei, the system will increase your college permissions by five points."
"Your current access level is 60."
Masaga?!
Author, are you sure you've made a mistake somewhere?
P.S.: Thank you for the condolences, the willpower of the lolicon, and the generous donations from Arti!
PS2: Everyone says the PC version's featured slots aren't great, but compared to going completely unrecommended, the increase in favorites is still pretty good ╰( ̄▽ ̄)╭
PS3: Getting featured really changes things. The daily stream of complaints is overwhelming, and the recommendation votes are... one day's worth is equivalent to two days' worth.
PS4: It seems you guys aren't very interested in the extra chapters for the riddles, so I'll be canceling that activity from now on ╥﹏╥...
Chapter 55 If this part is long, then that part is short.
The Queen opened and closed her mouth repeatedly.
No words were spoken for a long time.
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