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Upon hearing this suggestion, Li Wei finally mustered the strength to lift his eyelids, which had been hanging by a thread.
"The next dungeon is finally here, after all this time of procrastination."
"Ten, nine, eight, ... three, two, one."
"Teleportation initiated."
A flash of white light, and Li Wei disappeared from the spot.
"Welcome to the Summoning Grounds before officially arriving in the Fate/Apocrypha dungeon world (Draft Mode)."
"Please use a relic to summon your Servant."
Eh?
Holy relic?
Li Wei was a little confused for a moment.
PS:
P.S.: Hmm, I think I'll stick with this one. After thinking about it, only a war of this scale is suitable for introducing new abilities. It's time for some large-scale battles.
Chapter 270 I'll give you my head to summon
The system's sudden request for him to use a relic to summon a Heroic Spirit left Li Wei somewhat bewildered.
"Is this god targeting me?"
For a moment, Li Wei had an urge to immediately unseal the seal and smash this trash god's head with a single punch.
He suddenly remembered that he had heard of this Holy Grail instance before; it was the one that the idiot who wanted to recognize him as his father but forgot his name had mentioned.
Based on this situation, it seems that the main god informed all those who would participate in this instance in advance that their next instance would be this one, and that they could prepare their artifacts accordingly.
Logically speaking, that makes sense. If we don't do it this way, wouldn't those who already possessed the relics have struck it lucky?
The Main God Space is a place that places greater emphasis on the fair selection and cultivation of strong individuals.
But what the hell is this?
Does this mean he's too powerful, so the main god needs to find a different way to balance him out?
Absolutely impossible. When Li Wei saw the SS- rating given to him by the main god in the newbie evaluation, he didn't think there was any possibility of this. If he really thought he was an extraordinary newbie, he would definitely have given him an immeasurable and off-the-charts rating.
As for SS-, he had already guessed to some extent from what others had said about the level of talent he possessed, and the main god generally wouldn't treat this level of potential in this way.
Sure enough, this supreme god was inherently at odds with him and targeted him at every turn.
In fact, Li Wei really misunderstood the main god this time...
Right now, the main god is also in a state of confusion. If there were an expression, it would be Little Black's question mark face.
Even the Supreme God himself didn't understand what was going on, and he frantically calculated and analyzed, but to no avail. There was nothing he could do but wonder if he should make some adjustments.
As for the option of sending Li Wei back, it is not within its selection range, because in its understanding, since the event has occurred, it should be reasonable if it exists, so what it needs to do is to make corrections for this reasonableness.
"Relics, relics..."
For a moment, Li Wei was really in a bind. He knew about relics; simply put, they were things used to summon Heroic Spirits and related to them.
However, Li Wei didn't have this perverted hobby of collecting relics at all. Instead of spending that time on it, he would rather collect a few more girls' heads. Compared to the two, the latter was much more meaningful and righteous.
After all, relics are things that belong to the dead, and Li Wei wouldn't touch them.
"What should I use?"
Li Wei originally thought that even without summoning heroic spirits, he could still tear everyone else apart one by one with his bare hands, but he tried communicating with the main god...
"Can I not summon it?"
"You cannot leave this space before you can summon a Heroic Spirit!"
"..."
There's a saying that goes, "Smiling on the outside, cursing on the inside," but right now, Li Wei's face is all cursing!
"Relics, relics..."
Li Wei hesitated for a moment, then pulled a brick out of his crotch.
Then he began chanting a spell: "Hidden in my right hand, Qilin Arm, heed my call! The Titanium Alloy Eye of the Evil King, manifest yourself in this world!"
"Blacker than pitch black, more girly than a girl, come out, my silicone girlfriend!"
Li Wei roared loudly, full of vigor and ambition, his face beaming with an air of dominance!
"Wrong posture, try again!"
"..."
"Holy crap? The Supreme God is making fun of me? This is definitely a joke, right?"
"Let me tell you, if you don't give me the treatment a big shot should have..."
"Please do it again."
"..."
So Li Wei had no choice but to try, using the phrases that left a deep impression on him, phrases that resembled incantations:
"Wind, please give me a ride!"
“I have two guns, one is called Shoot, and the other is called I Rage Your God.”
"Hey miss, how much for a night?"
"Hey beautiful, want a ride?"
"When forming a team, you need teammates who will cheer '666' when things are going well. When things are going badly? Even if all four of you are AFK, we still can't lose."
After all the above failed, Li Wei's face became solemn and deep:
"May I ask, are there immortals in this world?"
"At the end of the immortal path, who stands at the peak? Upon seeing Brother Li, all paths to enlightenment vanish!"
"I've ventured south, and if I don't return, then I won't return!"
……
Again—
Li Wei put his hands on his hips and swayed his buttocks:
"Hey, my little darling, here's a crown for you~"
The supreme deity seemed to have reached its limit and transmitted the correct incantation into his mind.
And so, Li Wei finally grasped the correct way to open it—
"Declare that your body is beneath me, my destiny rests on your sword. If you follow the destiny of the Holy Grail, if you follow this will, this principle, then answer me! I swear here that I am the one who accomplishes all good deeds in the world, and I am the one who conveys all malice in the world. May the three great incantations bind you for seven days, come from the Wheel of Restraint, guardian of the scales!"
Heaven knows, if a great musician were here, they would discover that Li Wei was actually singing a spell using a mix of tunes from several Chinese classics.
"Summoning failed, item does not meet requirements."
"..."
Well, although it failed, there is still good news. At least it doesn't mean that chanting the spell is useless, or that chanting it this way will actually have a bonus.
After thinking for a while, Li Wei summoned some spicy strips that had expired several years ago.
"Perhaps Xiao Hei's spirit in heaven can hear my call."
As for whether cats could become heroic spirits, he didn't consider that question.
Yes, in his mind, Little Black's corpse had long been eaten by wild dogs from who-knows-where.
In an office at the college, Xiao Hei almost choked to death on a spicy snack...
Then, unsurprisingly, the spicy strips failed to summon the little black spirit again.
The panties of the girls who kept them as souvenirs back then
A small notebook containing countless mysterious codes
Water Margin
My own smelly socks
Bored, I plucked my leg hair.
When Li Wei saw that his last two attempts had failed, he became furious. "What kind of god is this?! No normal person would refuse!"
Li Wei has entered a strange state, and for a moment he has forgotten that he is summoning a heroic spirit...
Until Li Wei offered up a razor blade as a sacrifice.
Then Li Wei realized that the summoning seemed to be about to succeed?
Before him, the summoning array emitted an unprecedented red light, which was extremely dazzling. After a while, the brightness of the red light reached its peak.
then--
"An unexpected event occurred during the summoning process. The system is performing an anomaly check..."
"Anomaly detection failed; cause unknown, solution unknown..."
"The system is undergoing an unexpected correction..."
"The plan was proposed... its feasibility was tested... the plan was approved..."
"Revision begins."
"Reincarnator Li Wei is about to be teleported into the F/A instance world (recruitment mode)..."
"Hey, hey, hey? Then you have to tell me, where are the heroic spirits I painstakingly summoned?"
A flash of white light, and Li Wei was teleported away, leaving only a roar behind him:
"God, I really do fucking bastard—"
PS:
PSA; After seeing the results of this recommendation, I instantly lost all desire to update three times a week... I'll just sing a sad song to myself...
Hmm, let's keep it at two updates a day.
Chapter 271 Roman Myriad · The Tree of Civilization's End
After being forcibly teleported, Li Wei looked at his current surroundings with a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth.
"Cuckoo..."
"Am I supposed to participate in the Holy Grail War, or am I supposed to survive in the Arctic?"
Li Wei stood on a patch of ice, speechless as he watched a flock of penguins running around in front of him. The penguins' calls sounded just like pigeons, as if they were conveying a mocking "coo coo coo" on behalf of the divine.
"So, I have to swim there myself now?"
Just then, the system beeped—
"Reincarnator Li Wei, the Heroic Spirit template has been loaded. Please check it yourself."
"Loading Heroic Spirit Template?"
As soon as Li Wei raised this question, the Supreme God transmitted to him the complete information about this Holy Grail War.
After Li Wei received the information, he realized that his idea that the heroic spirits were lost was completely wrong. The main god had no intention of letting them summon the heroic spirits at all, but was simply loading templates.
However, Li Wei felt he understood this reason as well, because before this, he had participated in a director-style Holy Grail instance at the Reincarnation Academy, where many characters from the Holy Grail series appeared...
Li Wei could tell that although those things didn't follow the plot, they were definitely the real people. So the question is, what would happen if the Heroic Spirits summoned here using relics were related to them?
After all, they are two different organizations; it's impossible for them to actually be summoned there, right?
Moreover, this relic may not be genuine; it could very well be a forgery by the main god here. As for whether this instance is truly a Holy Grail world, Li Wei is not entirely sure.
To be honest, Li Wei hadn't actually watched this anime, and he didn't know much about this kind of world...
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