N-A-A Chapter 89 This young woman isn't stupid!
Chapter 89 This young woman isn't stupid!
The following night.
Qi Ming left the health center wearing a vest, shorts, and a pair of plastic flip-flops.
He's going to the Southern Shaolin Temple to learn cooking.
With his abilities, he naturally wouldn't need to take a car. Once he reached the seaside, he could simply find a good piece of wood and cross the sea on a single reed.
seaside.
The rumors are quite strong.
Qi Ming still heard an unusual sound and couldn't help but follow it.
in the dark.
A man clutched his arm, his voice urgent, "Cousin, we're in Hong Kong now, you'd better leave!"
The woman also said urgently, "No, we'll go together!"
Another constable said, "Over there, it should be over there!"
Qi Ming's curiosity was piqued, so he slammed his palm into the tree, making a loud bang.
Upon hearing the commotion, the three constables rushed towards him.
He had already quietly gone to the cousins to see what was going on.
He could see in the dark, and after clearly recognizing the person, he couldn't help but laugh and say, "Zu Xian?"
to be frank.
All he remembered was Joey Wong's film "A Chinese Ghost Story".
Seeing this situation now, I naturally know what plot I've stumbled into, but I really can't remember.
When Joey Wong saw him, she was both shocked and frightened:
"You...you stay away!"
Qi Ming laughed, "If I hadn't made a noise and attracted the police, you and your brother would have been arrested. I'm not a bad person; I also came here illegally, and I'm doing quite well. This is my business card. If you need anything, come find me at this address! I have other important matters to attend to and don't have time to talk to you any longer!"
After saying that, he threw the business card into Zu Xian's arms, then used his lightness skill to continue heading towards the seaside.
The siblings were dumbfounded.
The next day.
Qi Ming arrived at the Southern Shaolin Temple, only to find that Master Mengyi was nowhere to be found. Without lingering, he got a motorcycle and headed north, leaving behind those who were there...
Heading to Shaolin Temple on Mount Song.
Two days later.
Qi Ming presented the gift, then said in a serious tone, "Master Mengyi, I would like to learn cooking at Shaolin Temple."
He sensed a powerful surge of energy emanating from Master Mengyi…
Not surprisingly.
At such an advanced age, to still experience nocturnal emissions is truly remarkable!
Master Mengyi clicked his tongue and invited with a smile:
"You possess great wisdom, benefactor. Why not become my disciple and inherit my mantle?"
Oh shit.
This old scoundrel, having failed to suck Stephen Chow's poisonous pus, is already thinking... ugh~
Qi Ming shook his head repeatedly: "I have ten girlfriends; I really can't become a Buddhist monk. Please find someone else!"
Upon hearing this, Master Mengyi's old face showed regret, but he did not make things difficult for Qi Ming.
Instead, he enthusiastically said, "Since you have an affinity with Buddhism, I don't think it's necessary for you to study here! I have a secret manual for cooking using martial arts techniques; take it and learn it!"
"this……"
"My lord! With dedication, everyone can be a master chef!"
"Been taught a lesson."
Qi Ming accepted the handwritten and printed culinary secret manual, clasped his hands together, and said, "Thank you for your gift, Master!"
He then handed over a check: "A token of my gratitude of five million; please do not refuse, Master."
The Master of Nocturnal Emissions smiled and said, "I don't want money, just let me inhale it..."
"Goodbye!"
Qi Ming immediately used his lightness skill to fly out of the main hall.
At the same time, he tossed the check at the Master of Nocturnal Ejaculation.
Master Mengyi pinched his fingers together and sighed:
"What a promising talent, to have entered the school of Laozi and Zhuangzi, what a pity, what a pity!"
Lao Zhuang refers to Laozi and Zhuangzi.
***
After receiving the recipe, Qi Ming wasn't in a hurry to go back. Instead, he rode his motorcycle aimlessly, experiencing the mainland of the 1990s, a time he had little impression of.
Changan.
When passing by, Qi Ming made a special trip to see the Terracotta Army...
It's not that it's particularly unusual.
Instead, it reminded me of an old movie I had seen before called "The Terracotta Warriors".
The main content is that among the five hundred girls that Ying Zheng sent to Xu Fu, one of them, named Dong'er, had an affair with a general named Meng Tianfang. Later, when this was discovered, she was sentenced to death.
But before he died, he fed the elixir of immortality to Meng Tianfang…
Well, Xu Fu threw the rest of the elixirs into the water, and the soldiers drank them, living for two thousand years. But they were sealed in mud and turned into terracotta warriors.
The tomb from the 1930s was opened, and they fought to the death with a group of tomb raiders...
These are not important.
The important question is whether this actually exists in the world?!
Did Meng Tianfang, who later became an archaeologist and repaired the Terracotta Army, actually exist?
Qi Ming did indeed lean towards Taoism to some extent, desiring longevity and eternal freedom, rather than seeking an afterlife, a final judgment, or heaven! Therefore, this kind of elixir was of great interest to him!
But after several days of investigation, they ultimately found nothing.
He can understand.
Although it seems unreliable that even mortals could refine such an elixir, its premise is so powerful that it's something you can only dream of.
So they turned the carriage around and headed south back to Hong Kong Island.
There are no relevant highways now, but Qi Ming is in good physical condition and doesn't stop too much along the way. By the second night, he had already returned home.
That is, that health and wellness center.
Two days later.
Previously, Zuxian had come to Qiming's place because she couldn't find a relative and didn't want to be a homeless person anymore.
Qi Ming needed a receptionist who could refuse customers, and this "Zu Xian" looked to be only eighteen or nineteen years old, and was quite simple and honest, making her a good choice.
But the routine inquiry still needs to be done.
Joey Wong didn't hide it either.
It turns out her name is Gangsheng, and she wanted to come here to stay with her aunt.
Three days ago, the perverted smuggler who helped her cross the border released a snake to bite her and even tried to capture her!
She was lucky; she grabbed a bottle and smashed it open, managing to escape.
But she couldn't contact her relatives on her own, and had nowhere else to go, so she ended up with him...
Qi Ming thought for a moment, but still couldn't recall it.
But it doesn't matter anymore.
So he comforted her, saying, "I have plenty of rooms here. Just pick one on the second floor and stay there. As for your job, it's to shoo away the guests. After all, you know very well who I am. This is my place; the health center is just a front."
Hong Kong student smiled and nodded, deeply grateful.
It feels like I'm incredibly lucky to have met such a big shot.
Unable to contain his curiosity, he asked, "Master, is that martial arts?"
Qi Ming laughed and said, "Have you read The Legend of the Condor Heroes? My move is the Golden Goose Skill of the Quanzhen Sect. Want to learn it?"
Hong Kong student exclaimed in surprise, "Really... really such a skill exists?"
"Of course!"
Qi Ming chuckled: "And the Nine Yin Manual and the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra! If you want to learn them, I can teach you."
Suppressing his urge to complain, the Hong Kong student excitedly asked, "Can...can I learn that too?"
"sure."
Qi Ming said earnestly, "There are some things I don't want to bother with, but I have to do them anyway, so naturally I need a disciple to do them for me. If you're willing to become my disciple, I'll teach you!"
He intends to remain behind the scenes, but his research, and the various interests at stake, require an assistant to handle them on his behalf…
With a thud.
Hong Sheng immediately knelt down, respectfully kowtowed three times, and softly called out, "Master!"
This young woman isn't stupid, hey!
Hehe, if you want to learn it, you have to learn from a master...