Naruto: As a genin, I just want to live a normal life.

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Bai Xing stood not far away. The young man's eyes looked somewhat haggard: three women had broken into his home, and the security personnel had turned away as soon as they saw Mikoto, leaving him unable to go home and forced to stay in a hotel.

Hearing the conversation between Mika Hatake and the tiny Kakashi, Shirahoshi interjected, "Ms. Mika, I suggest you get a checkup. If you're constantly feeling unwell, there's definitely something wrong."

"Pah, pah, pah—you jinx."

"Moreover."

"It's post-war now, and many hospitals are extremely busy. If you want to get a checkup, you don't know when you'll be able to get an appointment. It's best to stay home and rest, cough cough cough—"

Shirahoshi glanced at him and said the prepared fact: "Kakashi, you're so pitiful. You're so young and you're going to lose your mother."

"You bastard! Are you looking for death?!"

Seeing Kakashi about to rush forward and punch Shirahoshi, Mika Hatake quickly grabbed her son's shoulders, looked up, and asked with a slightly serious expression, "Are you serious?"

"If you're not going, then you're serious, aren't you?"

"Just tell them my name and go directly to the medical department to find Inuzuka Umeko or Nonou. Ask them to cut in line for you; it'll save you some time." Shirahoshi scanned the crowd, searching for her Uchiha Mikoto and Yuhi Ryuun, wondering if those two had nothing better to do!

"Earth Escape: Earth Dragon Hiding Technique!"

Goodbye. I hope I'll have the chance to see Miss Mika alive again in the future.

"of course."

"You can also ignore me and continue to cough and cough as you go to the Pure Land to see the Sage of Six Paths."

Then, the young man disappeared into the muddy ground, leaving behind a furious Kakashi and a thoughtful Mika Hatake: 'Should I really go check it out? I've been coughing for days.'

at this time.

Two girls squeezed through the crowded throng.

Mikoto Uchiha looked around: "He seemed to have been here just now, where is he?!"

Xi Ri Liu Yun clenched his fist. "That bastard, he ran away again! He wouldn't even come out to dinner when we asked him to. He's really good at hiding! Let's see where he can hide!"

Seeing this, Mika Hatake thought to herself that Shirahoshi had a tough time.

'Let's go take a look.'

Afterwards, following Shirahoshi's instructions, Mika Hatake directly used her connections to get a full-body checkup first.

In the doctor's office, a girl with a pure and innocent appearance and slightly curly black hair was looking at the examination report in her hand.

Suddenly, the girl's expression hardened slightly. She put down the report and looked at Mika Hatake, who had come to see the doctor alone: ​​"Acute cellular lesions."

"If you had arrived any later..."

"I'm afraid there aren't many days left."

"What?!" Mika Hatake hadn't expected that a mere cough could be such a terrifying illness. "Then, how should it be treated? Surgery or medication? What are the risks?"

"Surgery. And it needs to be done now. Notify your family as needed, and we will do our best to treat you... Uh. This is Lord Sakumo's house!"

"Yes, Dr. Kitada."

At this moment, the pure-looking female doctor was none other than Kitada Mana. She noticed that Hatake Sakumo was listed as a family member of Hatake Mika, and she knew about Hatake Sakumo—he was a Jonin (high-ranking ninja) in the village.

"It would be best to inform your family first. I'll also check with Lady Tsunade to see if she's available and arrange a surgical site for you as soon as possible. Everything will be set up in an hour; please return to the hospital as soon as possible!"

"Thank you so much, Dr. Kitada."

"You're welcome!"

As Mika Hatake walked out of the ward, she felt extremely fortunate. Hearing how urgent Kitada Mana's words were, Mika Hatake, clutching the report, felt a slight tremor in her heart: she owed that brat Shirahoshi a favor.

At this moment, Shirahoshi was in a bad situation. Some of her muscles had been cut off by Nono, and she was bound by ropes with Mikoto. She had nowhere to escape and was sitting in a corner, watching the two devilish girls closing in step by step. This was Shirahoshi's deliberate carelessness that led to her defeat.

"Hey, hey, hey. I'm your teacher, you can't treat me like this."

"And, Nono, don't you have to go to work?"

"Hmph. I'm off work now, so I'm not a doctor anymore. And Class 11 has disbanded, so you're not our teacher anymore either." Pharmacist Nonou revealed a seemingly gentle but actually cunning smile, reaching out to stroke the boy's cheek, her eyes seeming to sparkle like stars: "Wow. Teacher's skin is getting better and better."

Before Shirahoshi could speak, a long-haired girl, defying physics, walked down from the wall above, clenching her fists: "Finally caught her. Let's have a showdown!"

Mikoto Uchiha immediately activated her three-tomoe Sharingan, saying, "Needless to say, the person the teacher likes is definitely me."

Genjutsu: Sharingan!

"Huh?! You used illusion magic in front of me?!"

In an instant, Bai Xing felt two mental attacks collide in his brain. He stayed in the middle of the mental space, becoming a bystander, silently watching the two girls clash.

quickly,

The victor was naturally Uchiha Mikoto.

tread!

The girl standing on the wall landed quickly with a graceful movement, her discomfort stemming from her defeat in the illusion contest.

"hateful!"

"What's the point of illusions?! Even if you use illusions, you can only get Shirahoshi's body, but you can't get Shirahoshi's heart!"

Mikoto Uchiha crossed her arms: "That's enough. And Nonou, how long are you going to keep touching my boyfriend?"

"What do you mean 'your boyfriend'? He's mine..."

Bang!

The three women's arguing abruptly stopped, and Shirahoshi, who had just been tied up, turned into a wooden substitute.

"Damn it! He got away again!" Xi Ri Liu Yun said angrily. "Now look what happened! We can't get anything out of him now!"

"Hmph!" Uchiha Mikoto snorted disdainfully.

"Alright, alright. Let's hurry up and look." Yakushi Nonou smiled gently, stroking her cheeks with both hands, revealing a smile that resembled a yandere: "Teacher can't have gone far. I cut his muscles, you know. Teacher who isn't good at medical ninjutsu can only obediently be trained to his heart's content by his good disciple who is proficient in medical ninjutsu."

Afterwards, the three left one after another. On the rooftop, Shirahoshi crossed her arms and, only after confirming that no one was paying attention to her, did she use the Palm Healing Technique to heal herself.

"My mother."

"Women are prone to becoming twisted as they grow up! Taking advantage of their status as Jonin, they don't hesitate to use any means to deal with their teachers and friends."

"That's such a filial son!"

Two minutes later, the ruptured muscles slowly recovered, and the sky gradually darkened.

Standing on the rooftop, Bai Xing thought to herself, "It's time to go."

The next day.

A letter was left in Bai Xing's home, and its contents were simple: The world is so big, I want to go see it~

Upon seeing the contents of the letter, the three women, including Tsunade, gathered together.

On another note, last night Tsunade called Nonou to perform emergency surgery on Hatake Mika. The surgery lasted about an hour and was very successful. Hatake Mika is out of danger.

Inside the dimly lit room, a white candle emitting a faint orange glow sat in the center of the table, and four women sat around the table.

Mikoto Uchiha: "It seems like Sensei has run away."

Pharmacist Nonou: "Please remove the 'should'~"

Yuhi Ryuun: "Damn it! They know we Jonin can't leave our posts, they did it on purpose, didn't they!"

Tsunade: "I'm so envious. Why didn't you take me with you when you ran?"

Stare—x3

Noticing the three men's gazes, Tsunade smiled nonchalantly, "Traveling with a rich and handsome guy is pretty good, I think."

"You're overthinking it. Shirahoshi-sensei won't spend any money on you, Lady Tsunade." Mikoto Uchiha's tone was very certain.

Yakushi Nono and Yuhi Ryuun nodded.

Tsunade's face stiffened, and she sighed helplessly, "That's true."

She walked to the curtains, pulled them open, and let the blinding sunlight stream in. She turned to the group and said, "Could you please not hold your meetings in the hospital's break room?"

"Do you even understand that this is a waste of public resources?!"

"The Private Marseille!" x3

Nono thought to herself, "Isn't this going to make the discussion feel a bit better?"

I wonder if Shirahoshi-sensei's journey will be smooth sailing.

Things weren't going too well; he got entangled with another beautiful woman who was rich and powerful.

Meanwhile, Orochimaru learned of Shirahoshi's sudden escape. He assumed that Shirahoshi had found out about his intrusion into the forbidden jutsu room the day before, so he fled in time: Shirahoshi used a shadow clone to notify Orochimaru.

But Orochimaru only discovered this later.

It turns out she was scared away by three silly women who wanted to flirt with Shirahoshi.

"That's really stupid. Why not just refuse outright? Like Tsunade refused Jiraiya."

For a man like Orochimaru who has never been in a relationship or studied romance, his thinking is rather simplistic.

If you were to come to modern times and see a few more examples of "simp" behavior, you'd know that, for example: "Do you really not like me?" "If you really don't like me, please tell me." "I don't like you." "I don't believe you." "I like you." "......" "Want to log in?" "Come on!" "I like you." "......" "Want a skin?" "Yes!" "Then can you spend five yuan to buy me a flower and give it to me tomorrow?" "No." "I can give you ten yuan to buy a flower, okay?" "I can punch you."

One can imagine that

The ultimate result of being a simp is losing everything, but even that can't stop a simp from winning over his own heart.

So unless Shirahoshi finds a girlfriend directly.

But there are also risks.

If this incident forces Mikoto Uchiha to awaken her Mangekyou Sharingan, causing her to unleash a maniacal Uchiha laugh and don an orange mask, declaring, "This world is hell!"

He forced Yakushi Nonou to take off her glasses and say, "From the very beginning, I was nobody," followed by: "Summoning Jutsu: Impure World Reincarnation Jutsu!"

To force out the fading clouds and the setting sun... well, the upper limit is too obvious.

But who knows, the combination of these three might just bring about the premature demise of this world.

In short, Shirahoshi felt that finding a girlfriend was too risky, and in terms of interests, he preferred to find something he wanted to do.

However, before leaving this time, Shirahoshi also took on a solo mission assigned to him by his employer: to escort the daughter of a military officer back to the capital of the Land of Fire—Fire City.

A-level mission

A reward of one million taels.