Chapter 41 Come take a bath in my mouth
Chapter 41 Come take a bath in my mouth
"Chen Yan, don't get cocky. It just tastes a little like fish soup. Watch me take a shower and get rid of the smell in no time!"
The cat shook its body, fluffing up its fur, and then found a sandy spot to roll around in, especially scrubbing its front and back paws several times.
After a series of actions, it successfully transformed from a black and white cow cat into an orange tabby adult cat.
Chen Yan smiled slightly, bent down and scooped up a handful of fine sand. Although he held it tightly, the sand still slipped through his fingers.
The sand here has been trampled and burned countless times by the two dragons, making it almost extremely fine.
"Meow, let me teach you some common knowledge."
"Water can mask odors because it has strong solubility, adsorption properties, and can neutralize and transform components... Simply put, the odor is absorbed by the water, but sand cannot do this."
"For example, you're planning to use your left paw to grab me right now, aren't you?"
The cat, whose thoughts were exposed by Chen Yan's words, plunged its tail into the ground and turned into a handbrake, performing an emergency drift.
In the following attempts, no matter how the cat twisted and turned, running and jumping, Chen Yan would block it every time it tried to make a move.
But Chen Yan didn't gain any advantage over her; Hua Miao's eyes were very sharp, and she couldn't be easily fooled.
Both the person and the cat have become precognitive monsters.
The moment Chen Yan made a move, Hua Miao could tell what he wanted to do; the moment Hua Miao moved, Chen Yan could smell which claw it was planning to use.
During this time, the cat tried to lick its paws to remove the smell, but when it opened its mouth, Chen Yan could smell the salty fish smell from more than ten meters away.
The two barely managed a draw.
Seeing that it couldn't keep its brother dragon's promise, the cat finally got a little anxious. Its tail swayed as if it was about to use some underhanded trick, little did it know that its brother dragon, who was watching from behind, was even more anxious than it was.
With a roar from the elder brother, Long, the entire arena fell silent instantly.
Chen Yan, Hua Miao, Harley, and her younger brother Long all turned to look at it.
After gaining everyone's attention, it exhaled a triumphant breath and suddenly opened its huge mouth, which was filled with fangs and sharp teeth. Its mouth was full of charred impurities and blood foam, and you could even see sparks coming out of its throat.
Zhanlong gestured for Hua Miao to come into its mouth, and Hua Miao was so frightened that it took a few steps back.
"Boss Zhanlong, I didn't win, but I didn't lose either. Why are you in such a hurry to swallow me whole?"
Hua Miao didn't understand, but Chen Yan guessed what it was thinking, so he pointed at Hua Miao with a urging tone.
"Flower Cat, what your Dragon Slayer boss means is that he wants you to go into his mouth so he can use his saliva to mask your smell! And let me tell you, the smell from his mouth is much stronger, enough to cover up the salty fish smell on you!"
Hua Miao trembled and shook as she looked at Zhanlong's terrifying giant mouth.
It had witnessed the fight between the dragon brothers before. The bite force of the dragon was astonishing; it could chew and swallow even a piece of pig iron in one bite.
Even their own hard, iron-like shells would leave a tooth mark if bitten, and would shatter after two bites.
With its small size, if Zhanlong gets hungry while it's taking a bath and closes its mouth, it might only be able to leave a tail for Chen Yan as a souvenir.
Flower Cat chuckled and shook its head in refusal. It might try against a toothless little thief dragon, but it didn't want to die young when facing a dragon-slaying beast.
"Boss Zhanlong, don't be impatient. I actually have one more move that I guarantee will break his dog nose. Just watch!"
The cat leaped up and charged at Chen Yan on all fours, its purpose clear and its mind resolute. Chen Yan reached out and hugged it tightly.
Chen Yan smiled happily as he watched the cat throw itself into his arms.
The cat trembled and trembled, feeling as if its once warm and comfortable "cuddling cat bed" had turned into a murderous meat grinder.
Chen Yan was about to unleash his ultimate technique, "Embrace the Cat Kill," on the cat that was offering itself up for death.
However, ignoring the tightening rope around her arms, the cat simply reached out her paws to cup Chen Yan's face and straighten it. Suddenly, her loose tail stood up, made a small circle, and gently brushed Chen Yan's nose with the soft, fluffy fur at the end of her tail.
An unbearable, extreme itching instantly overwhelmed Chen Yan's mind.
With the cat's tail stimulating it back and forth, the itching gradually turned into an uncontrollable lightning bolt.
It exploded from the brain to the tailbone, and then from the tailbone back to the brain. Chen Yan took a deep breath, and the amount of air he inhaled under the effect of [Strong Lungs] almost suffocated the cat in front of him.
Immediately afterwards, his eyes twitched, his nostrils flared, his tongue involuntarily pressed against his lower teeth, his body stiffened, and then he let out a deafening sneeze.
Its power and sound were no less than the combined strike of two dragon-slaying tail blades. Moreover, the sand and dust within a five-meter radius of it were swept away by the storm, creating a rare "dust-free land" in the desert.
The cat had already covered its ears and jumped away, standing a few steps away from him, looking smug.
"Now you can't smell anything, right?"
After saying that, it transformed into orange lightning again, trying to take the opportunity to knock Chen Yan down, but its little claws were caught in Chen Yan's hand.
Hua Miao was horrified and looked up at Chen Yan's smiling face in disbelief.
"How could it not work?"
Chen Yan first rubbed his nose with his free hand, then gently patted the dust off the little cat's chubby face.
"If it were that easy to disable it, I would have turned it off long ago. Do you know how painful it is for me to go to the toilet every day...?"
The following scene was so beautiful that the older brother, Long, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, and the younger brother, Long, roared in approval.
Inside the tent at the campsite.
A scene that seems familiar.
"Tell me, why did you have to start a fistfight with Chen Yan out of the blue?"
Harley, sitting cross-legged in the tent, grabbed the tail of the cat lying on her lap and pinched it nimbly at the tip. The cat shrieked and its tail became as stiff as a tree branch.
She bent down and blew on it to part its fur, intending to apply the medicine, but as soon as her fingertips touched it, the cat's skin and flesh trembled involuntarily.
"Meow meow meow, meow meow meow!"
Harley couldn't understand what the kitten was meowing, but she could tell it was resisting treatment. She pinched the kitten's tail again, and it straightened up again.
This time, Harley didn't try to apply the ointment gently; instead, she slapped it on before Harley's skin could react.
The sensitive-skinned cat almost jumped up, but before it could protest Harley's violent healing, it smelled a strange fragrance that made its soul tremble.
"Meow, meow meow?"
Harley stretched out one hand in front of its face, scattering some grass clippings it had never seen before in her palm.
After just a few bites, the cat's eyes gradually became glazed, its saliva began to flow freely, and its tense body gradually softened like a cat pancake. With its last bit of strength, it limply gripped Harley's fingers and buried its face deeply in her palm.
That's all that's needed, really. As for the rest, it doesn't matter, it's no longer important...
"Chen Yan, I see fat fish falling from the sky! They're even braised and ready to eat..."
This time, Chen Yan and the little horned dragon went outside to play.
He held the baby horned dinosaur and flew the plane with it.
The baby horned dragon, its belly lifted half a meter off the ground, flapped its wings and claws vigorously, shaking its head and enjoying the pleasure that a flying dragon should enjoy.
Chen Yan pinched its horns and tail. Unlike when it first hatched, which felt soft and squishy, it was now as hard as a rock.
Now it doesn't drink milk anymore, it just eats ground cactus fruit puree. If you can add some honey, it can eat five bowls of it, and only stops reluctantly when its little belly is about to burst.
Seeing the little horned dinosaur's current silly appearance, it's hard to imagine that it will grow into such a terrifying creature in the future.
Chen Yan placed it on his belly and teased it, letting it step on him. To be honest, the little guy's paws were big and wide, and it felt quite comfortable to step on him.
Chen Yan let out a long, satisfied sigh.
"Mrs. Blackhorn Dragon, you don't want to see your cub become a desert technician in the future, do you?"
"So please stop playing hide-and-seek with us and show yourself..."
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