N-A-A Chapter 96 It's Time for the Bundesliga to Disband
Chapter 96 It's Time for the Bundesliga to Disband
Chapter 96 It's Time for the Bundesliga to Disband
The Sun's front page headline states that some Leipzig players will be questioned by local police regarding the post-match fan clashes. ESPN interview with Hao Ren: 2>1, therefore 2.Liga (2nd Bundesliga)>1.Liga (1st Bundesliga).
Because 2 > 1, therefore the 2nd Bundesliga > the 1st Bundesliga, this reasoning process is rather brute-force.
but--
Judging from the reactions on various social media platforms after the match, it seems that quite a few fans agree with Hao Ren's viewpoint.
Goodman is absolutely right, I'm on Goodman's side!
Wolfsburg and Leverkusen both lost, so Goodman was right. If the Bundesliga were stronger than the 2. Bundesliga, shouldn't Wolfsburg have eliminated Leipzig much earlier?
Hahaha, come on Leipzig!
[It's clearly that drinking bastard's fault. Why did he have to bully my Goodman's apprentice? If he's got the guts, come to Berlin and fight me one-on-one.]
[Sigh—the Bundesliga is in a slump, but thankfully Borussia Dortmund is in the finals.]
"Ernest Talks Football: Did They Defeat Hoffenheim to Advance to the German Cup Final? What's the Price of Good Luck?"
The familiar program is back, with the host still interviewing Allen, the "expert".
"Leipzig defeated Hoffenheim and they have now advanced to the final against Dortmund."
The host asked, and Allen simply shrugged: "So what? That doesn't prove anything."
"So what do you think of the idea that 2 is greater than 1? Goodman believes the Bundesliga is stronger than the 2. Bundesliga! And—"
The host paused here: "Leipzig seems to be proving their point with facts, having defeated Leverkusen, Wolfsburg, and now Hoffenheim in this season's German Cup."
"I know Leipzig has indeed beaten many Bundesliga teams, but that's not important. Can you conclude that the 2nd Bundesliga is superior to the Bundesliga based solely on these few matches?"
"Obviously not, that's absurd."
Allen quickly shook his head.
"Goodman, Goodman is talking nonsense. Only an idiot would believe him. You see, even someone as smart as me knows that you should never believe a word Goodman says. He's just bragging."
"But—Leipzig did prove something through their matches."
As the host said, Leipzig's match results don't lie.
"It doesn't matter."
Allen shrugged: "Believe me, you can't go far by relying on luck."
"The final is just around the corner, buddy. Don't panic, because Dortmund will show Goodman what ruthlessness truly means!"
It's July now.
The German Cup final against Dortmund will not start until May 30th, and Leipzig still has four league matches to play before that.
Although Leipzig had already declared victory two weeks ago, Hao Ren still put a lot of focus into the league matches this month.
The reason is the ultimate mission he carries!
[The Ultimate Mission of Season 14-15]
[Option 1: Top scorer in the German Second Division (currently third)]
【Option 2: Winning two titles in a season (Progress: 1/2)】
It's unreasonable to assign a defensive midfielder the task of being the top scorer; logically, winning the German Cup is what Hao Ren should be doing.
But Leipzig's opponent in the final is Dortmund!
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With this in mind, the ever-cautious Mr. Goodman also began looking for a way out for himself.
"Hao Ren, just attack!"
"Goal!"
"Hao Ren scores!"
"It's me again, Mr. Goodman! How many goals has Hao Ren scored this season?"
St. Pauli vs. RB Leipzig
【0:2】
Trailing by two goals after 19 minutes, the home team was almost completely overwhelmed.
However, it seems that everyone had anticipated this situation.
This season, RB Leipzig is like a mad bull, daring to challenge even Bundesliga teams, let alone St. Pauli, a team of the same level!
"One more in! One more in!"
Hao Ren and his teammates were making hand gestures.
"Butchman passes the ball diagonally to Bubala!"
"Kimmich, Kimmich just snatched it!"
Bubara tried to pass the ball, but ended up kicking it at Anthony Jung.
"Oh!!!"
The fans at the stadium had already realized something was wrong. Judging from the situation, St. Pauli's players were being pressured and were somewhat disoriented. Anthony-Jong was dribbling forward quickly, and Leipzig's attacking line was also pressing forward rapidly.
clap clap!
Anthony-Jon and Kimmich have switched positions, and now Kimmich is dribbling the ball down the left flank!
Just as Kimmich was struggling to find a passing option against the defender, Hao Ren surged forward diagonally, pointing to the open space in front of him: "Here!"
boom!
Kimmich spiked the ball and successfully passed it to Hao Ren.
The opportunity came as Hao Ren stepped on the ball with his left foot, quickly switched back to his right foot, and then unleashed a powerful shot.
Goal!
3: 0!
This was Hao Ren's second goal in the match.
"Ha ha!"
Hao Ren and Paulsen arrived below the stands and sat down on the grass, beginning their cross-legged celebration.
"RBL!"
Boom!
"RBL!"
Bang bang bang!
"Leipzig are the champions!"
"We are the champions!"
5
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Snapped!
Kimmich took the corner kick, aiming for Hao Ren at the near post.
Hao Ren was knocked away by a defender as he was about to jump, preventing him from receiving the ball.
However, Hao Ren reacted very quickly, decisively shifting to a sideways gear.
"Just a moment, just a moment!"
Sebastian ran over to get the ball, and with his back to the goal, pulled it back.
Possession was given to Rebic in the six-yard box.
Rebic takes a shot!
Snapped!
The goalkeeper cleared the ball, but Morris followed up with a header.
Goal!
4: 0!
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"The free kick in the 72nd minute, the position didn't look good. Kimmich should have passed it."
"I feel Kimmich should pass to Hao Ren."
"really!"
A long-range pass came flying in, and Hao Ren, with the help of his teammates' cover, got the first point.
However, he chose to control the ball with his chest.
Anthony Jung ran over to receive the ball: "Go in!"
With numerous defenders in the penalty area, Hao Ren accelerated and headed straight in, trying to use his physical advantage to forcefully create an opportunity.
He succeeded!
Snapped!
With a gentle push, Hao Ren's shot went between the goalkeeper's arm and thigh.
Goal!
"Wow!!!!"
Hao Ren's face turned red instantly, and he ran off the field with his arms outstretched.
"Hao Ren scores!"
"That's a hat trick!!!!"
【6666】
This is insane! They're treating St. Pauli like a toy!
[A classic defensive midfielder's hat-trick; can any experts analyze Leipzig's current tactics?]
Standing below the away team's stands, Hao Ren embraced the fans tightly.
Seeing the photographer walking towards him, the Leipzig midfielder decisively pointed his index finger at the camera.
"DasTorerzielte———— (The goal scorer)"
"Mr. Goodman!!!!"
"Wow!!!!"
The big screen at the stadium showed Hao Ren's head, and the Leipzig number 20 was waving to the fans in the stands.
J
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"Beep, beep beep—!!!!!"
The match is over!
Hao Ren stood up from the bench and quickly spotted Kimmich walking towards him, so he decisively opened his arms and called out, "Brother Chicken!"
"Ha ha!"
Kimmich hugged Hao Ren: "Don't forget to ask for the match ball. Otherwise, Ralf will get it for you again."
Hao Ren knew what Kimmich was talking about.
"Definitely!"
Hao Ren put his arm around Kimmich's shoulder and emphasized, "You know, Chicken Bro, I usually only make one mistake. If I forget to grab the match ball after a hat-trick, it won't happen again."
"real?"
"Definitely. Only by recognizing your mistakes and correcting them can you become stronger."
Hao Ren pointed to Kimmich's shoulder: "This is the first point Mr. Goodman taught you today."
Dongqiudi Match Report: Leipzig thrashed St. Pauli 5-0, securing a winning start to May away from home, with the "defensive midfielder" scoring another hat-trick.
Thescored website reports that after scoring a hat-trick against St. Pauli, Goodman has risen to second place in the 2. Bundesliga top scorers list, just two goals behind the leader.
Appendix: Top scorers in the 2014-15 Bundesliga 2 season:
1. Poulsen (RB Leipzig), 20 goals.
2. Hao Ren (RB Leipzig), 18 goals.
3. Terodde (Bochum), 16 goals.
4. Vlaan (RB Leipzig), 15 goals.
5. Niederlechner (Heidenheim), 14 goals.
Of the top five scorers in the league, three are from RB Leipzig.
Many fans only truly grasped the power of attacking football after seeing this data.
He held a silver boot at his lower back.
That's outrageous!
"If you keep going like this, you're really going to be number one on the scoring list, Goode."
As they came out of the locker room, several Leipzig players were chatting happily.
Kimmich walked around to the far left of the line and patted Poulsen on the backside: "How's it going, Yusuf? Feeling the pressure?"
"Haha! Get lost!"
Poulsen shooed Kimmich away: "So you mean I'll be overtaken by Gud? Come on! No! Impossible, it's not like I can't score goals, I can still score."
"It's useless even if you score a goal."
Hao Ren chimed in.
"Hey, don't be so confident!"
"What kind of defensive midfielder is the top scorer? Goode, don't you think that's absurd?" Poulsen shouted.
"It doesn't make sense for other players, but it makes sense for Goode."
Dem expressed his support for Hao Ren, and then patted Paulsen on the shoulder, "Accept your fate, old man!"
"Damn! I'm only in my early twenties, how come I'm considered an old man?"
"Haha! It's all in comparison. Goode is only 17, so aren't you an old guy?"
Dem left Poulsen speechless.
"So you mean I'm going to step down?"
"Good luck, score more goals in the next three games."
"Well—actually..."
Paulsen's face turned slightly red.
"Actually, I don't care much about the top scorer title. It's fine to give it to Goode. You all know that I am the captain after all."
"Fuck!"
Dem shoved Poulsen away: "If you don't have the confidence, why don't you just admit it directly!"
Interview with Leipzig captain Poulsen: Goodman is a genius, and he will most likely surpass me and win the league's Golden Boot this season.
Bild's front-page headline: Bayern Munich interested in RB Leipzig's rising star Joshua Kimmich.
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5 month 18 day.
[Defense: 76→77]
"call!"
Hao Ren was startled when he suddenly received a notification that his defensive attributes had increased.
However, after a little thought, he quickly understood.
The defensive-to-offensive talent is designed to trigger only when Hao Ren obtains a new template.
In other words, although he can't learn defensive skills from templates, training is still effective for him!
Upon confirming this information, Hao Ren couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
A defensive rating of 76 is more than enough for the 2. Bundesliga, but Mr. Goodman is going to the Bundesliga next season.
How can a Bundesliga defensive midfielder only have 76 defensive stats?!
"Goodman, move forward! Don't stand on the sidelines, it's useless there!"
Not long after he lost focus, Rangnick's call came immediately.
"Okay, okay, I'm watching it!"
Hao Ren (17 years old)
[Ball possession: 66; Passing: 79.5]
[Shots: 78.5; Headers: 64; Set pieces: 61]
Speed: 66; Endurance: 68; Physical Strength: 80
[Defense: 77; Vision: 72]
[Talent: Reversal of Cause and Effect —]
[Achievement: 181 LP in Silver Rank (LP required for promotion: 200)]
Overall rating: 78
With 181 LP, it means I only need a maximum of 2 games to reach the Gold stage.
"Catch the ball, Goode!"
Watching a ball fly right past him, Hao Ren quickly apologized to his teammates.
"Haha, were you playing games all night?"
"Your reaction time is too slow! How are you going to win the Golden Boot like this!"
Transfer news was rampant in the German second division in May.
There's no way around it; after all, there have been so many talented players in the 2. Bundesliga this season, and most of them have attracted the attention of Bundesliga teams.
The most representative examples are Hao Ren and Kimmich. The Red Bull twins were scouted by Dortmund and Bayern Munich respectively, but it is still unknown where these two will ultimately go.
May 20th, just four days before Leipzig's final league match (round 34).
This was supposed to be a simple day off, but it became lively because of an interview video.
German Football Association Vice President Koch criticized the performance of Bundesliga teams this season on camera.
"I don't know why, this isn't the first time it's happened. Many Bundesliga teams can't even beat the 2. Bundesliga teams, yet they enjoy the privileges of top-flight teams."
"Every year! Every year the Football Association distributes tens of millions of euros in broadcasting revenue to Bundesliga teams! And it facilitates their player registration."
"And the result?"
Koch looked very unhappy: "It turns out they're just wasting these preferential policies. Those second-division teams didn't get much of a boost, but they beat a lot of Bundesliga teams. This isn't just talk; it's a reality we're facing, and it's happened more than once."
As vice president of the German Football Association, Koch is primarily responsible for the 2. Bundesliga.
In other words, his interests are tied to the overall performance of the German Second Division.
It's no wonder he said such things today.
This guy seems to want to get more fans to pay attention to the 2. Bundesliga in order to increase its viewership?
"2>1, wow, I think that's so true."
Koch clapped his hands: "When I first heard Goodman say that, I couldn't help but applaud."
"Indeed, in recent years, Bundesliga teams have become increasingly conservative in their playing style, and their entertainment value is even lower than that of some Bundesliga 2 teams."
"Yeah, like Leipzig, you know, I love watching Mr. Goodman play."
Click, click, click!
Click, click, click!
"So, Mr. Chairman, you think the 2. Bundesliga is more entertaining than the Bundesliga this season."
"Yes."
Koch shrugged: "I don't know what those Bundesliga clubs are doing, and the FA's management of the Bundesliga is also problematic."
"It's time for the Bundesliga to be disbanded. Why not make the 2nd Bundesliga the top league in German football?"
Click, click, click!
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