Reincarnated as Kaido, married Big Mom, and formed a dual-Emperor pirate crew.

Chapter 335 I'm quite interested in the Revolutionary Army

PS: I originally wanted to write a serious story, but after reading the verdict of the second trial of Datong, I felt unhappy and couldn't muster the mood to write the main text, so I wrote this side story instead.

Please do not report this after reading it. I will delete it and rewrite it as the original text at midnight.

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Beep beep beep.

The sound of police sirens broke the silence of the night.

Looking at the woman lying in a pool of blood before him, Xi Moumou revealed a triumphant smile of revenge.

Three years ago, he met this woman through a matchmaking agency, fell in love, and decided to get married.

As a result, after paying a dowry of 18.8 yuan and officially getting engaged, she accused herself of rape because the property deed was added to her name half a day late.

Prior to this, the two had engaged in intimate relations on multiple occasions, which allowed the police and prosecutors to successfully extract a shared DNA sample from the bed sheets during their investigation.

As a result, he was sentenced to three years in prison, served three years, and had a criminal record.

"Hehehehehehe..."

Xi Moumou let out a maniacal laugh.

"Three years! Do you know how I've spent these three years?!"

"Rapists! They're at the very bottom of the social hierarchy even in prison!!"

Xi shouted at the top of his lungs, as if he wanted to vent all the grievances he had suffered over the past three years.

Suddenly, a flurry of footsteps echoed down the corridor, and the door to the room was flung open as a large group of police officers rushed in.

"Don't move! Police!!"

"Don't move! If you come any closer, I'll kill myself!!"

Xi had been on guard against the police approaching even before they entered the house, and immediately put the short knife in his hand to his neck.

Seeing this, the police hesitated to act rashly.

Several police officers, armed with guns, cornered Xi and surrounded him, while the others quickly investigated the interior of the house.

Shortly after, the police officer in charge of the investigation returned to the captain's side, shaking his head with a somber expression.

"They're all beyond saving."

"One cut to the throat, one cut to the left chest, one cut to the right chest, and one cut to the abdomen."

"The two elderly people, the homeowners, and the older sister and younger brother all died in the same way."

Upon hearing this, the police captain's face showed a look of regret.

"Ms. Xi, why go to such extremes! She only sent you to jail for three years, and you're already out. You have a bright future ahead of you!!"

Upon hearing this, Xi burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, I have a bright future ahead of me? Officer Li, that's not a funny joke at all."

"Don't worry, I won't make things difficult for you."

“I already know what laws I’ve broken and what kind of punishment I’ll receive, so…”

With a forceful pull, Xi slit his own throat with a single stroke.

Blood gushed out, but Xi Moumou's face was full of smiles.

With his last breath, he said, "And that female judge, don't forget to collect her body."

After saying that, Xi collapsed forward, his body gradually being submerged in the overflowing blood.

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"Xi Moumou? Xi Moumou?! Xi Moumou!!"

The matchmaker's call jolted Mr. Xi out of his reverie.

"What's wrong with you? Why aren't you responding when I call you?"

The matchmaker's tone was somewhat reproachful, but Mr. Xi had no mood to pay attention to her at the moment.

He quickly surveyed his surroundings.

An elegant coffee shop, him sitting on the edge of the bed, the matchmaker, and the woman he had recently killed...

His memory was still stuck at the moment before his death, but now... he seemed to have returned to the time of his blind date three years ago.

Xi frowned involuntarily, and a murderous intent flashed in his eyes.

The woman who had been sitting quietly opposite him trembled instinctively.

She is a very beautiful woman.

She has fair skin and a small, round face, giving her a baby-faced appearance.

Especially when she smiles, she has two little dimples, which adds to her cuteness.

In addition, she has a great figure.

She has large breasts (D cup), a slim waist, and a perky butt, and her movements are almost perfect.

The only drawback is that her legs aren't particularly long; compared to her upper body, the ratio is only about 5:6, which is quite different from the golden ratio of 5:8.

Even so, she is definitely a top-tier beauty.

There was a reason why I fell in love with her back then.

Unfortunately, Xi now only feels disgust towards her. Even though he just killed her, he still feels a lingering resentment.

So when he heard the matchmaker urging him, he stood up from his seat directly and decisively.

"I'm sorry, she doesn't suit my taste. Please ask the matchmaker to find me someone else."

Mr. Xi, who left behind such a statement, was about to leave, but after taking a few steps, he couldn't help but turn back and retract his words.

"No, there's no need to find a matchmaker anymore. I don't want to go on blind dates anymore. I'm not interested in women anymore."

After saying that, Mr. Xi left the coffee shop without any further hesitation.

"Hey! How could you be like this?!"

The matchmaker hurriedly chased after Xi from inside the coffee shop and grabbed his arm.

"You haven't paid for your coffee yet."

Xi was pulled back, his murderous eyes looking down at Hongniang.

Without saying a word, the real killing intent had already seeped into Hongniang's heart, and she involuntarily let go of his hands.

When Xi saw her let go, he simply flicked his sleeves and walked away.

He's not in the mood to pay for that woman right now.

In contrast, Xi was more interested in figuring out what exactly happened in his previous experiences.

Did you see the future?

Or did your future self travel back to the present?

Or is it just a simple hallucination?

Arriving at the parking lot, he found his Geely SUV, leaned back on the headrest of the driver's seat, closed his eyes, and fell into deep thought.

"Was what I experienced before real, or an illusion...?"

"If this is true, then I've traveled back in time? Giving me a chance to start over?"

"If it's all fake, then why am I having these hallucinations? Do I have some kind of mental illness?"

【ding~】

Just as Mr. Xi was completely baffled, a "ding" sound suddenly rang in his ear.

[Everything the host experienced before was real!]

Xi, who was pretending to be asleep with his eyes closed, suddenly opened them.

"system?!"

【OK.】

So I really did time travel?

【OK.】

Mr. Xi raised his hand to rub his temples, suddenly feeling that the system's appearance was less helpful than confirming that everything before was an illusion.

"Forget it, let's not talk about those unhappy things."

"Since you've appeared and even brought me through time, you must have some special mission, right?"

[What a clever host. In that case, I won't hide it from you anymore.]

[This system is called the Scumbag Training System. Its purpose is to cultivate each host into the ultimate scumbag, so that they will no longer be emotionally manipulated by scumbag women and end up losing both love and money.]

"So what do you get out of it?"

Xi immediately grasped the key point: he didn't believe that the system would have no needs while taking him through time.

"Or rather, what do you need in return for helping me become a scumbag?"

[As expected of a host who has experienced great ups and downs, they won't be blinded by superficial benefits.]

So, to show my sincerity and to ensure our future cooperation goes smoothly, I'll tell you my purpose.

What I need is an emotional energy called regret.

This energy can be obtained in various ways.

For example, if I guide someone to do something wrong and make them regret their actions, I can gain the corresponding regret energy.

However, after years of testing and experimentation, it has been found that the regret experienced by both men and women due to heartbreak produces the highest quantity and quality of regret energy.

This is the fundamental reason why this system chose the "scumbag" track.

Upon hearing this, Xi Moumou couldn't help but ask another question.

"Why did you choose me? If you had chosen a woman, you would have been more likely to gain regret energy, right?"

"After all, in today's society, there are far more lovestruck men than lovestruck women. If you possess a woman's body, you can maximize your benefits, right?"

[Because this system is also male, it feels uncomfortable possessing a woman's body. Can you accept this reason?]

"Okay, it's ridiculous, but it's really convincing."

Xi took a deep breath and then stretched out his palm toward the void in front of him.

"My questions are all answered. Now, let's work together properly!"