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Kazuma quietly chimed in, "It's more like an illness."
Vera was eager to know more: "The illness? Where is it from?"
"Hmm?" Old Bones and Kazuma exchanged bewildered glances, then answered in unison, "The brain?"
"Isn't that very serious?!" Vera was stunned. How could they possibly activate the device to return to their original world now?!
Old Bone thought for a moment: "In a sense, it is indeed very serious."
The Disastrous World of Saiki K.
"How should I put this illness..."
At this moment, the students looked at Shun Kaito, who was recognized by the whole class as the representative of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) and had been clamoring to unseal his right hand since the beginning.
In an instant, they all nodded with unwavering determination, their faces serious as they said, "It is indeed quite serious!"
Kusuo Saiki: "..." You guys, don't underestimate chuunibyou (middle school syndrome). This symptom can be quite terrifying!
Clang, Clang, Clang——
Hai Teng Shun, who appeared with his own background music, looked at his right hand wrapped in red bandages and sneered: "Hmph, all of this is just the prelude to the symphony of death. With my... power of the Black Wings... I will... protect this world."
Feeling the gazes cast upon him by his classmates, Hai Tengshun, who had just been acting like a spoiled teenager, suddenly became shy and timid again, his voice growing softer and softer until it was barely audible.
Kusuo Saiki: "..." Sorry, I overestimated chuunibyou, and I also overestimated you, Shun.
Seeing the conflicted expressions on their faces, Vera's expression also turned serious: "Could it be an incurable disease?"
Without hesitation, Old Bone replied, "No, it can cure it."
[That incredibly firm tone instantly made Kazuma turn his head to look at him: "Ainz, are you already healed?"]
Upon hearing this, Old Bones quickly denied it: "I have never been a chuunibyou..."
Vera was skeptical, and then asked the two of them, "What are the symptoms of this disease?"
"As for symptoms, let me think..." Old Bone stroked his chin thoughtfully for a moment: "People with chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) often have behaviors and words that differ from the general public."
"It's kind of frustrating in everyday social situations, that's about it."
"I would call this disease a type of cancer... Although it can be basically cured by high school, the aftereffects are quite serious."
And Ainz, stop pretending. Your own son, Pandora, already exposed your chuunibyou (delusional) nature during his physical exam. (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero
"Symptoms of chuunibyou?! Subaru, can you explain this more clearly?"
Emilia looked at Subaru with a strange expression. According to Ainz, Subaru's behavior and words were different from the norm... It seemed like he also had some symptoms of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).
Thinking of this, Emilia added somewhat tactfully, "After all, this disease seems quite serious, and it wouldn't be good if we accidentally contracted it."
Under Emilia's "innocent" gaze, Subaru Natsuki found it difficult to speak: "In short, if you encounter someone wrapped in bandages and wearing an eye patch, saying strange things, they're most likely suffering from chuunibyou!"
Asking for flowers
"Oh, I see." Emilia nodded, seemingly understanding. So the bandages and eye patch were associated with chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).
Although Ainz explained, Vera didn't understand at all, and could only look at Ainz again: "You demonstrate, Ainz! Now is the time to use your power."
Kazuma, who was standing to the side, was already suppressing a laugh upon hearing this; he could already imagine what the situation would be like next.
[Old Bone refused without even thinking: "No, if you want to perform, Kazuma is fine too..."]
But Kazuma wasn't about to comply. He immediately adopted a pleading posture: "Please, Ainz."
"You remember this, Kazuma!" Old Bones slowly took a deep breath.
[Then, Old Man Ainz, his body glowing green, suppressed his suicidal urges and, with a face full of shame, began to strike various strange poses as he began his demonstration.]
"My name is Ainz Ooal Gown, lord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, ruler of the Sorcerer Kingdom! I love death, and death loves me in return."
After striking this series of strange poses, seeing Kazuma secretly laughing, Ainz Ooal Gown's sense of shame was about to burst...
[How embarrassing to say I'm also a lover of death... Don't look at me like that!]
"Hahaha, that's hilarious! Old Bone's forced calmness never stopped the whole time."
"Kazuma's wicked smile is almost bursting out... I'm almost bursting out too, hahaha."
Even those watching from outside the video couldn't help but chuckle at the sight, and then felt relieved, thinking, "Thank goodness I'm not the one who got into trouble!"
Bless the World
The group of veteran chuunibyou sufferers from the Red Devil's Village also gave their evaluation of Old Bones' behavior, which can be summed up in just two words... professional!
"Although not wearing an eye patch is a bit of a letdown, the handsome skull appearance makes up for it."
"Her choice of words is also quite good... Overall, she has learned the essence of our Scarlet Demon Clan's genius girl, Megumin!"
The Crimson Demons nodded in approval at Ainz's performance on the screen. They hadn't expected that someone other than the Crimson Demons would be so talented!
Overlord World
"Kazuma, you just wait!!!" Old Bones, whose green light hadn't stopped either, said through gritted teeth.
What is it like to be forced to perform your embarrassing past in front of strangers?
Perhaps it was uncertain before, but now that I'm contemplating suicide, I can answer that question with absolute certainty...
He dared to guarantee that, in terms of mental torture, there was no more cruel punishment!
"Why is Lord Ainz reacting so strongly?" Albedo asked Demiurge, who was standing next to her, with some confusion.
Demi-God shook his head as well: "I don't know either. Isn't this just Lord Ainz introducing himself?"
That's right, what kind of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) does the Guardians consider this?
Isn't this exactly how the Supreme Being introduces himself? Everything he says is true, not a single lie.
Chapter 663 It is never weapons that start wars, it is people!
Meanwhile, Subaru and his companions, having eaten and drunk their fill, observed Tanya's team, who had been fighting in the desert for half a day.
So the group decided to meet up with him. On the way, Aqua noticed Gruul looking preoccupied: "Is something bothering you? That's right, I'm that great..."
Before he could finish speaking, Gruul suddenly interrupted him: "Actually, I lied to everyone."
“But… lying is also…” The sudden confession caught Aqua off guard, so she tried to brush it off: “Since you feel so guilty, then there’s no need to repent.”
[Facing the clueless Aqua, Gruul pointed directly towards the temple: "Inside that building, there's a device that allows you to return to your original world."]
"What code? Oh, I see! It's nothing serious at all." Aqua, belatedly realizing what was happening, suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "Huh!?"
Gabriel DropOut
“It’s really not a big deal… Aqua, your reaction time is a bit slow!” Seeing this, Gabriel sighed deeply.
If you're so remorseful, then there's no need for repentance... Is this something a goddess should say? Give me some proper guidance, you bastards!
It's because you goddesses are always neglecting your duties and trying to brush off human repentance that our workload as angels has increased!
"Well, although I also find it troublesome and don't want to deal with Yueyi* Phosphorus 9 Hisuba..."
To be honest, if Gabriel were really asked to do any work, she thinks she would just do it half-heartedly. After all, she'd rather spend that time playing games.
Seeing Gruul's dejected expression, Aqua knew her time had come; it was time for her, the water goddess, to step in!
“Pantagrul, in the teachings of my Axis religion… when faced with adversity, run away; running away is not defeat.”
“Because sometimes running away is also a victory! That’s what it’s written.” Aqua’s tone became incredibly gentle at this moment, and she opened her arms to Gruul, radiating the glow of a goddess.
"In the name of the water goddess, I forgive your lies."
Feeling somewhat relieved, Gruul smiled again: "Miss Aqua, you really are a wonderful person."
“Sometimes running away is also a victory… This is perhaps the most serious doctrine in the Axis religion!”
Everyone was a little teary-eyed. Aqua really had it tough. She actually managed to come up with such a reasonable point from all that abstract doctrine!
Bless the World
"Hahaha! As expected of Lady Aqua, what a compassionate goddess!"
In the city of water and hot springs, at the stronghold of the Axis Order, Cecily, dressed in priestly robes, gazed at Aqua with sparkling eyes, as if on a pilgrimage.
"Come, everyone, let us pray together to Lady Aqua. The gentle goddess of water will forgive your lies."
Cecily, her face beaming with excitement, stood on the balcony and shouted at the top of her lungs. She was certain that many people would want to join the Axis Cult soon!
"..." The adventurers who came to soak in the hot spring were suddenly startled by this shout.
His expression immediately became somewhat flustered, then he lowered his head deeply and quickly left, afraid of being dragged into the church by that crazy woman!
The group continued towards the desert and soon spotted the flying golem wreckage. Gruul and Aqua immediately ran towards it without hesitation.
Albedo also sensed the presence: "The presence of that madwoman who claims to be a god!"
[Then, with a swift and decisive move, he sent Aqua flying!]
Meanwhile, Megumin and Gruul suddenly locked eyes; an overwhelming sense of familiarity made it unnecessary for them to speak.
They each struck their own unique pose, then clasped their hands tightly together... There was no doubt that they shared the same kind of aura!
"Good heavens, Tanya's team is really in a bad situation. Subaru and the others have already eaten and drunk their fill, but they're still fighting. How long has this been going on?!"
"Uh, a historic meeting between two chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferers..."