The Ming Emperor’s chat group created a prosperous age of apocalypse

Chapter 139

Zhu Youzhuang was so honest, which no one present expected.

After all, no man will admit that he "can't" ...

However, Zhu Youzhu actually admitted it!

And after admitting it, he also explained calmly,

Although I am a prince, I have been malnourished since I was a child, and my health is natural - not very good.

Even if you become an emperor and want to make up for it, you can't make it up - come.

Unless, like my father, take those tiger and wolf medicines that hurt the body to satisfy a momentary lust.

But I don't want that, so what's the point?

My body is already poor, and eating those things will only hollow out my roots and make my body worse.

And I think it's very annoying to have more women, and if there are more women, there will be more right and wrong.

Like my father's harem, there are a lot of concubines, twittering endlessly all day.

It's annoying to watch, it's tired to watch, and it's big to look at!

So I might as well marry only one queen and only one daughter-in-law, and live a monogamous life like the common people.

When I have nothing to do, I chant Buddhist scriptures to cleanse my mind and purify my soul.

Amitabha, color is emptiness, emptiness is color. "

Zhu Youzhuan said, put his palm on his chest, and was as indifferent as a high-ranking monk.

Everyone: "..."

Zhu Di: "Eh... This one...... Speaking of Dad, when you were a monk, did you have this realization?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Come on, we were monks at that time just to ask for a bite to eat." Whoever wants to think about the temple is also difficult, in the end, we just change our clothes and ask for food..."

Zhu Houxi: "Eh... I don't know much about Buddhism, after all, I'm a monk..."

Zhu Changluo: "One thing is to say, when I was a child, I was also worried about food and clothing, and I was malnourished, but I didn't say that I couldn't do it." "

Zhu Jianshen: "Eh... Needless to say, when I was a child, I was also worried about food and clothing, and my side... It's also quite normal. "

Zhu Houzhao: "Grandpa, didn't my father say just now, did you take drugs?"

Zhu Jianshen: "You listen to his nonsense, I didn't take drugs!"

Zhu Youxuan: "Father, it's okay to deceive others, but don't deceive yourself." Those things of yours are clearly recorded in the "Records of the Constitution". "

Zhu Jianshen: "The record of the Xianzong was repaired after you succeeded to the throne, and the devil knows if you have mixed water to slander me!"

Zhu Youxuan: "Where is there a son Hei Laozi, I have helped you pick a lot of those broken things in private." "

Zhu Jianshen: "You..."

Zhu Qizhen: "Ahem!! Grandson, don't keep revealing your father's shortness, he is your father." "

Zhu Houzhao: "Don't you think that my father and my mother are a couple for the rest of their lives, very romantic?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Whether to say it or not, it's quite romantic." "

Zhu Biao: "But this also doesn't prevent you from letting me keep filial piety for your concubine!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Shhh... How many times, how can you not forget this!"

Zhu Biao: "Can't forget, can't forget at all." "

Zhu Di: "Okay, don't talk about this, aren't you curious about one thing?"

Zhu Yunjiang: "What happened?"

Zhu Di: "You Zhu pays so much attention to health preservation, and is not close to women, addicted to cultivating Buddha, it stands to reason that he should live as long as the old Taoist priest, but why is he in his thirties?"

Zhu Youxuan: "Probably because my body is already weak." "

Zhu Houzhao: "Actually, it's not. "

Zhu Youxuan: "Ah? Why is that?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Eh... Do you remember Liu Wentai, the imperial doctor who sent away your grandfather with a bowl of medicine?"

Zhu Youxuan: "Remember, wasn't he dismissed and went home to retire?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Later, Liu Wentai came back, and... You were also sent away by him with a bowl of medicine..."

Zhu Youzhu: "???"

The rest of the crowd: "???"

Zhu Di: "A imperial doctor sent away the two emperors? Is there a mistake! What about him? Did you copy his ten tribes?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Eh... No, when I first ascended the throne, I was still young, so I could only listen to the ministers and put him back in his hometown to continue his retirement. By the time I have the power behind me, he will be old and dead..."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Good fellow, poisoning the two emperors, you can actually die!

Zhu Jianshen: "No, the first thing I have to do after I go back is to find a way to slaughter Liu Wentai from the beginning!"

Zhu Youxuan: "It is not Liu Wentai who really wants us to die, Liu Wentai is just a pretense, and those behind him are the focus." "

Zhu Houzhao: "Indeed, if you don't get rid of the "root", even if you kill one Liu Wentai, there will be another Liu Wentai!"

The review continues.

[You used the "Eight Tigers" to gradually take back some of the power and suppress the civil ministers!]

[But with this came the resistance of the ministers!]

[There are more and more books impeaching the "Eight Tigers"! ]

[Not only that, there are more and more books impeaching you, the emperor!]

[Just pull out a random book to check it, it can make people out of heart disease!]

[You only read a few books, and your blood pressure skyrocketed!]

【In order to relax the pressure, you are ready to have some "fun" for yourself!】

[The "Eight Tigers" understand you very well, and without saying a word, they have created a "paradise" in the palace for you to play!]

[This "paradise" is to imitate the street market in the palace. 】

[The "Eight Tigers" not only built many folk shops in the palace, they also let eunuchs pretend to be bosses and people. 】

[And you pretend to be a rich businessman, shuttling through it to experience folk life and have fun with it.] 】

[You think this method is interesting and interesting, but you always feel that it is not enjoyable enough, not exciting enough!]

[So the "Eight Tigers" imitated and built a brothel in the palace, and let the palace maids pretend to be prostitutes standing at the door to solicit customers!]

[You are very satisfied with this!]

[Gradually, the harem is very lively, black smoke miasma!]

Zhu Yuanzhang: "We also served you... Aren't you ashamed to run a brothel in the palace?"

Zhu Yunjiang: "I have to say, Ah Zhao, you really know how to play!"

Zhu Youjian: "In other words, I think of Han Ling Emperor Liu Hong, in order to experience the people's livelihood, didn't Han Ling Emperor also imitate the street market in the harem, and then let the palace concubines pretend to be merchants?

Zhu Changluo: "Wait, I remember that Liu Hong seems not to let the palace concubines wear pants." Martial Sect Master, don't you also let them wear it, so that they can practice anytime, anywhere?"

Zhu Houzhao: "How is it possible, I'm not a pervert like Liu Hong!

Zhu Youzhuang: "To simply experience city life, why must there be a brothel?

Zhu Houzhao: "Dad, you don't understand, this is called perfection! If there are no brothels in the city, it is like the West without Jerusalem!"

Zhu Di: "What is Jerusalem?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Eh... This is not clear for a while. "

Zhu Houxi: "You are excited like this for this little thing, let me tell you, my cousin has more flowers!"

Zhu Houzhao: "Shh! cousin, don't think that when you are old, I will respect the old and love the young! My fist does not recognize age! No matter how old you are, in my eyes, you will always be my younger brother!"

Zhu Houxi: "..."

The review continues.

[Your absurd behavior has attracted the dissatisfaction of the courtiers!]

[Hundreds of civil and military officials gathered together, regardless of their lives, jointly wrote a letter asking you to severely punish the eight tigers!]

[Seeing such a big movement, you slap your thigh, ready to do nothing and take this opportunity to uproot the DPRK and Chinese forces in one fell swoop!]

[You directly ordered to punish the ministers who entered the counselor, and let them get beaten by the board they most wanted!]

[Cabinet member Xie Qian, Liu Jian saw that you were so stubborn, so he threatened to return to your hometown and tried to force you to compromise!]

[However, what they didn't expect was that you gladly approved their resignation!]

[This move of yours was not expected by Xie Qian, Liu Jian, and it was also not expected by the civil and military officials!]

[This time, the civilian forces can be said to be more than worth the loss!]

[Not only did the "Eight Tigers" not get rid of them, they also lost the two leading pavilion elders!] (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Novel Network!)

[After this incident, almost all the power in the DPRK was recaptured by you!]

[And those who impeached the "Eight Tigers" and you, the emperor, had no backbone, so they had to do it. ] 】

[You are very excited to return to power, and have the idea that "being an emperor is just that!]

Zhu Yunjiang: "I remember the last person who was so inflated was still an old Taoist. "

Zhu Youjian: "Then Master Sejong was almost strangled by the palace maid..."

Zhu Houzhao: "Strangled by the palace maid... I said cousin, you are really a bit embarrassed..."

Zhu Houxi: "Alas, don't mention it, so cousin, if you moved to the leopard room later, shouldn't it have been an accident, so you didn't dare to live in the palace?"

Zhu Houzhao: "Alas, that's right. "

[Since the "Eight Tigers" defeated the group of ministers under your protection, the arrogance of this group of eunuchs has become more arrogant and more domineering!"

[You have a faint omen of unease in your heart, but you don't care much. 】

[In order to please you, Liu Jin, the eunuch at the head of the "Eight Tigers", specially rebuilt the leopard room!]

[And hide many Lehu and beauties in the leopard room for you to have fun day and night!]

[You are very satisfied with this!]

[Liu Jin also got your praise, and he was even more nonsense!]

[At this moment, the dissatisfaction of the ministers of the DPRK has become even louder!]

[They even have the intention of collective strike!"

[Things are so big, after all, you can't play the fool. 】

[You know very well that this time horizontally, you have to push someone out to block the knife!]

[And this person who blocks the knife can only be Liu Jin, the eunuch at the head of the "Eight Tigers"! ]

[At the same time, you find that Zhang Yong, another member of the "Eight Tigers", is beginning to be dishonest! ]

[Zhang Yong, because he was jealous of Liu Jin's power, actually secretly had private dealings with the courtier Yang Yiqing!]

[Seeing that your subordinate eunuchs colluded with the courtiers in private, while sneering in your heart, you also used the hands of these two to dispose of Liu Jin!]

[In the fifth year of Zhengde, Liu Jin was ordered by you and executed by Ling Chi!]

[After Liu Jin's execution, the ministers of the DPRK finally quieted down for a while. 】

[However, the ministers are quiet, but you, the emperor, are unsettled!]

[Since you discovered that the eunuch Zhang Yong had a private relationship with the courtier Yang Yiqing. 】

[For those eunuchs who grew up with you, you began to have less trust. 】

[So you are ready to find new "minions", and you have to be the same obedient and able minions as eunuchs!]

[Soon, you will have the way!]

[That is: recognize the son!]

[Recognize your son!]

[So, Qian Ning, Jiang Bin and other brave men who are worth the force have become your "righteous sons"!]

[Your righteous sons are increasing, and at their peak, they even reached more than a hundred!]

Zhu Jianshen: "You have no one to operate this time..."

Zhu Youxuan: "Looking at all the children, none of them are biological children. "

Zhu Houzhao: "... Dad, are you writing poetry?"

Zhu Yunjiang: "Don't say, it's quite rhyme." "

Zhu Youxuan: "Thank you." "

Everyone: "..."

[Your "righteous sons" are ostensibly your "righteous sons", but in fact, they are your personal bodyguards!]

[For these righteous sons, you have also given them monstrous power and wealth, and continue to use them to fight with the ministers!]

[It turns out that "Yizi" is no worse than a eunuch. 】

[Soon, there will be ministers writing to impeach your righteous sons.] 】

[You still ignore this.] 】

[Ministers have no way to complain, and they are troubled!]

[Other than that, they can't do anything else.] 】

[You are pleased to see the ministers deflated like this. 】

[You once again have the confident idea of "being an emperor is just that"!]

[However, the slap in the face always comes so fast!]

[In the first month of the ninth year of Zhengde, the Qianqing Palace where you live inexplicably caught fire due to a lamp!

[Fortunately, you were not in the Qianqing Palace at that time, but on your way to the leopard room!]

[You know, the Qianqing Palace caught fire for no reason, and the fire was still so big, it was definitely someone deliberately plotting it!]

[Fortunately, you are lucky, this has escaped a disaster, otherwise I am afraid that it will be difficult to escape!"

[You who know this are panicked when you learn that the fire is spreading!]

[You rushed to the leopard room very quickly, because only by entering the leopard room can you, the emperor, be safe!]

[After entering the leopard room, you finally let go of a heart!]

[You looked back at the flames in the palace and sneered loudly: "What a big fireworks!"

[Everyone is crazy when you are crazy, but in fact you are just mocking!]

[From that moment on, you made up your mind that you would not return to the palace in the future!]

[You are ready to move out of the Forbidden City and live in the leopard house day and night!]

Zhu Houzhao: "There was such a big fire in the Qianqing Palace, and all my people went to the leopard room, but the fire not only did not decrease, but became bigger and bigger, which was really laughing." "

Zhu Di: "Maybe they all think that you are still in the Qianqing Palace." "

Zhu Houzhao: "Yes, they may be waiting to collect my corpse." "

Zhu Houxi: "Cousin, I can only say that your luck is really good, just on the way to the leopard room, otherwise you are afraid that you will really be burned into carbon cakes!"

Zhu Houzhao: "Alas... Or my leopard room is good, the layout is complicated, and ordinary people can't find the way when they come in. And my righteous sons are right next to the leopard house, as long as something happens, they can rush over with a shout!"

Zhu Youjian: "It's a pity, if only the leopard room was still there, I also want to move in." "

Zhu Houzhao: "Well, the leopard room is gone? It shouldn't be, that quality, as long as you regularly find someone to repair it, even after hundreds of years, you can still live in people." "

Zhu Youzhen: "Emperor Wuzong, you don't know, your leopard room has been smashed and there is not even a slag left." "

Zhu Houzhao: "What's going on! My leopard room was actually smashed!?

Zhu Houxi: "..."

Zhu Youjian: "Eh... Big brother, am I... Saying the wrong thing again?"

Zhu Youxiao: "Silence is gold, these four words, you copy them a thousand times after you go back." "

Zhu Youjian: "... Eve".