N-A-A Chapter 357 Yang Ziwen can't help himself
Chapter 357 Yang Ziwen can't help himself
Chapter 357 Yang Ziwen can't help himself
Yang Ziwen was a little apprehensive and reported the connection code of "Notes to Travelers", which is already an old trick.Youren smiled "Hey" and answered: "Self-hanging southeast branch!" Youxin said: "Do you think I can say 'symbols look at quadrants'? Naive!" Yang Ziwen said "Uh", stunned for a moment, Only then did I realize... Well, everything can "hang on its own southeast branch".Yang Ziwen brought three bowls of noodles to the three, sat down himself, and asked, "When did Xiongtai come?"
"17 years... Let me introduce, this is my wife, Ino Yamanaka. This is Wanwan... How did you get here?" Youren asked straightforwardly——As for time travel, he is not afraid at all Be known by others!
"I came here in 07. At that time, I was selling Yangchun noodles, and it suddenly started to rain. I hid in a door on the side of the road to hide from the rain, and a lightning bolt, the size of a basketball, fell from the sky through the glass. The door came right in, and I watched the lightning come towards me, and when I woke up, I ran here..." Yang Ziwen sighed, briefly recounted his time-traveling experience, and then said that he was in God. Sword Dynasty has worked hard here, and finally has a history of struggle in this stall...
On: The importance of having a skill.
Youren let out a "tsk", shook his head and sighed: "You shouldn't be looking at ball lightning at that time. This kind of lightning will be drawn by your attention... When you look at something, there is actually a field interfering, This...In short, you need to know that the concept of space itself is actually produced by the field. Even if your speed reaches a critical value, the concepts of space and matter will disappear-if you don’t look, the lightning will not be able to find you , you don’t have to suffer in this world anymore.” After a pause, Youren said again: “But you should also be lucky, you are in 07…”
In 07, smartphones had not yet appeared, and people were not so dependent on mobile phones.Otherwise, it would be really difficult once time travelling.
Yang Ziwen asked: "What does this say?"
In a simple way, he told Yang Ziwen what he knew after 07.Yang Ziwen sighed and felt very emotional.Said: "If you get used to it, it will be really difficult!"
"Why do you want to sell Yangchun noodles? In such a world of martial arts, with this leisure time, how can you be a natural master for such a long time? It's not as good as the top, but it's more than the bottom. It's better than selling noodles..." You Ren Finally, I asked a question that I was more concerned about - why did you choose to sell Yangchun noodles?Yang Ziwen's answer is also grounded - because: safe.
Fighting and killing in the rivers and lakes, licking blood with the knife head, he can't adapt to such a day, he dare not even think about it... He dare not kill a chicken by himself, let alone kill...
Wan Wan was speechless, and complained: "Uncle, why are you messing around like this? Why are you from the same place, so the difference is so big?"
Look at this uncle Youren, who directly squeezed that old bastard from Bianbu into a mollusk. He couldn't die if he wanted to, and now he still has to beg for money for the Yin Gui faction every day.Look at this uncle who sells Yangchun noodles, they are simply two different extremes...
Yang Ziwen: "..." He was powerless to refute, and he didn't dare to refute—is there a second 婠婠 in this world?Obviously not!
He has lived in this world for nearly 30 years, welcomes people to and from the world every day, and the pastry stalls must be patronized by people from the rivers and lakes.A slip of the tongue while eating noodles gradually made him understand the world of Jianghu—this is a mixture of "Da Tang" and "Peerless Twins"—and even mixed with some other weird things. The sects, especially those famous names like Cihang Jingzhai, Yingui School, Zhu Yuyan, etc., are all well known to him!This Houhou is a demon girl of the Yingui sect.
You Ren said: "Everyone has their own destiny... Brother Yang, you don't need to sell noodles for a living in the future. I found you a good job..."
Yang Ziwen asked: "What?"
"Look at the dog-headed military adviser of the Yingui Sect!"
Yang Ziwen really wanted to say... Excuse me, pretend I didn't ask just now!But dare not!Carefully taking a sneak peek at Houhou, it finally turned into a "yes" - he was afraid that if he didn't agree, his body would be exposed in the wilderness today.Will the crooked people reason with him?Obviously not!Those are a group of ruthless people who eat tofu and don't put salt in it, so those who know the current affairs decisively are Junjie.
Ino couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile: "You are really cute! Don't worry, the Yingui faction doesn't kill people at will..."
But Houhou intentionally frightened Yang Ziwen: "However, our Yingui faction has many ways to torture people. If you are dishonest..."
Yang Ziwen was moved and cried, thinking that everyone is born from the same roots, why is it too urgent to meet each other.Even though they are fellow villagers from time-traveling, it was so easy to meet each other, why did you trick me?It was as if the real resentment refreshed Youren for a while, and prevented Wanhou from continuing to scare Yang Ziwen—"Brother Yang is a bit timid, don't tease him. Brother Yang, you will thank me in the future...join the Yingui sect , marry Bai Fumei, and become the CEO from now on, be a winner in life, isn’t it good? Drunk on the knees of a beautiful woman, wake up and take power in the world, prosper the country with one word, destroy the country with one word, a man should be like this..." Hou Hou said: "That's right. That is, you are a big man, mothers-in-law and mother-in-law are afraid of this and that... We have so many beauties in the Yin Gui Sect, and no one else can wish for them, so what are you afraid of?"
Yang Ziwen...
"Let's talk about something else... Where did Brother Yang graduate from?" Youren casually changed the subject, but Yang Ziwen didn't feel stiff or uncomfortable at all. Yang Ziwen said that he graduated from a second-rate university and studied Accountant, started his own business after graduation, and became a glorious mobile noodle vendor. As his own boss, he can make three or four hundred a day.
After that, he asked Youren, "How old were you when you crossed? Did you graduate? Which school?" Youren said simply: "Well, I graduated... Tsinghua Department of Mathematics originally planned to go to Princeton for further study ...It's just that God didn't give me a chance."
Yang Ziwen shut himself up for a moment...
excuse me.
……
"Yeah, no wonder you study so well, it turned out to be cheating. Sakura is really miserable..." Ino blinked, gloating...
"Sakura..." Yang Ziwen seemed to have grasped some great information suddenly, and looked at Ino again—blonde hair, blue eyes, perfect figure, Yujie's temperament, isn't this just... "Hokage... ninja?"
"No... Tsunade Hime's chief disciple!"
……
Yang Ziwen knelt down.
It is also time travelling, so why is there such a big gap between people?Immediately afterwards, he asked a conclusion that he believed to be correct: "So...the Five Kingdoms of Hokage are also in this world, and they are not far from here? Are they going to cross the sea?"
(End of this chapter)