N-A-A Chapter 556
Chapter 556
Right at this moment.
Zhang Ping continued:
“It is said that He Juan has become a ghost, wife, child thief, can a ghost still eat barbecue? It seems that the ghost is sucking people’s essence and eating fragrant, but it’s okay, when the time comes, bring a bag of incense over, and then let the owner of the barbecue point sprinkle some cumin seasoning on the incense, my wife and I eat barbecue, and He Juan sucks the aroma of barbecue flavor next to it.
Zhang Wei smiled and said,
“Then what if He Juan doesn’t eat fragrant and wants to suck people’s essence.”
“That’s simple, my wife and I took her to Shantang to eat barbecue, this is not solved, perfect!” Hahahaha, I’m such a genius. As
soon as the words came out.
Zhang Wei’s mother was amused, and also answered:
“Just kidding, where are there ghosts in this world, if there are really ghosts, He Juan has been dead for so many years, according to the villagers, ghosts have died for decades, then they have become ghost kings.”
Zhang Wei’s eyebrows furrowed, and he said with a smile:
“Mom, it is true that ghosts live longer and stronger in folk legend, but the specific depends on the situation of becoming a ghost after death, godmother her…”
Father Zhang Ping interjected:
“Come on, just He Juan’s small body, I touched her and fell to the ground, don’t say that she will become a ghost king, it is estimated that she will become a ghost, it is Nie Xiaoqian’s kind, weak and can’t help the wind, and a ghost who has been a ghost for decades can’t become a ghost king.”
“Oh? Dad, are you sure?
“Sure and sure, if there really are ghosts in this world, He Juan must be the kind of weak ghost, but she is quite smart, even if she is weak, she must be mixed.”
“Then what if He Juan becomes a ghost more powerful than the Ghost King, I mean if.”
“If He Juan becomes more powerful than the ghost king, no, let’s say that she becomes the ghost king, I will directly hold my thighs, well, let He Juan come to our house to live in the guest room, directly a door god, so that in the future, even if the distant uncle guy does not come to live, I don’t have to turn on the lights when I go to the toilet in the future, and the meteor will walk to the toilet in big strides.”
As soon as the words came out.
The old mother giggled:
“It’s just that husband, you are afraid of ghosts, you will let a ghost king do this kind of thing.”
Zhang Ping also laughed:
“I don’t understand ghosts, I think whether it is a ghost king or other ghosts, they are all ghosts, they are all similar, the most I want is to let He Juan protect us.”
At this time.
Zhang Ping and his wife did not find that when they were talking on the topic that He Juan was a ghost, Zhang Dai turned on his mobile phone and recorded the whole conversation.
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Time flies.
Summer vacation passed quickly.
In this summer vacation days, in addition to playing with Qiu Xiaolin and Lu Lixue in the morning, and playing with Qiu Xiaolin and Lu Lixue at night, Zhang Wei is from time to time chatting with fat people, tailors, and old man Willow.
Originally, he wanted to go out to find ghosts and exorcise ghosts to obtain system points, but since the Northeast Incident, Sen Luosi stopped, especially after the incident in Sakura Country, Sen Luosi almost disappeared, and Daxia also became quiet, and supernatural events did not occur as frequently as before, and Wei Daosi could be responsible.
But.
Despite this, during this period of summer vacation, Zhang Ao still soaked a lot of wool.
Soon.
The new semester started, Zhang Wei got up early and prepared to go to Luxia University, today is not only the first day of the new semester, but also the day when he and Lu Lixue and Yu Xiaoqi went to steal the country as exchange students.
“Get up, don’t sleep.”
Zhang Wei patted Qiu Xiaolin and Lu Lixue on the left and right and said:
“It’s time to report to school, today is the first day to steal the country, don’t sleep in.”
In words.
Zhang Yuan’s gaze fell on the system panel
: [Host]: Zhang Yuan
[System Points]: 36350
[Ghost Exorcism]: Ghost Back Pattern [
Props]: Forty-meter large knife, infinite yellow talisman, one-time ability ‘Ephemeral Grant’, Fallen Angel Spear and other equipment, Demon God Heart, Super Saiyan Figures…
After a summer vacation, even if he didn’t exorcise ghosts, relying on chatting with the fat man, Zhang Da still got a lot of wool.
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Luxia City, Luxia University.
At this time.
After hugging Qiu Xiaolin and saying goodbye, Zhang Wei and Lu Lixue walked into the school gate, ready to go to the reporting office to report, and then went to steal the country with the school professor.
On the way.
Zhang Wei seemed to have thought of something, and looked at the side of Lu Xue and said:
“By the way, Xiaoxue, in addition to luggage, have you prepared all the magic weapons?” Recently, the exorcists of the country have been arrested frequently, although your strength has become stronger and you have become a unicorn guard, but you can’t underestimate the ghosts of the country stealing.
“Already ready, grandpa they know about the recent theft of the country, the day before yesterday I went back to Dragon Tiger Mountain to see grandpa and them, I was not ready, they prepared it for me first, then what about you, have you prepared the magic weapon?”
Lu Lixue ruffled her long hair behind her ear, and said with beautiful eyes.
Before the start of the summer vacation, there were continuous disappearances of exorcists on the side of the country stealing country, although in the following days, in the good-looking exorcist no longer went to steal the country, the disappearance decreased, and I thought that the incident would gradually stop.
But who knows, not long after, the disappearances are frequent again, and more serious than the last time, not only stealing the country, but also other countries, and no longer specifically for good-looking exorcists, and I don’t know if the event behind is not the same ghost, but imitation events, the exorcist is not caught according to appearance, it is a random event.
Also for this.
Lu Lixue went to steal the country as an exchange student this time, and specially returned to Dragon Tiger Mountain, wanting to bring some self-defense magic weapons, after all, the missing exorcist, although not a low-value exorcist, but a high-value is still in the high-risk ranks, the easiest to be caught.
“Don’t worry, after I knew about stealing the country, I prepared early, I didn’t see that my strength has improved to a half-step true dragon guard, the ghost dares to grab me, I let the ghost eat and walk around, and the mother can’t recognize it when I hit it.”
Zhang Wei said and raised his fist, grinning to show a mouthful of white teeth.
Seeing this, Lu Lixue covered her mouth and giggled, perhaps staying with Qiu Xiaolin for a long time, and learned from Qiu Xiaolin to coquettishly:
“That Zhang is afraid that you will have to protect me at that time.”
When Zhang Wei heard this, he pinched Lu Xuexue’s face:
“No problem, hold my thigh when the time comes, and I will guarantee your safety.”
“Nasty, drive again.”
Lu Lixue gave Zhang Shui a look.
Zhang Wei smiled and took Lu Lixue’s hand:
“Where do I count as driving, we drove last night, at most, I just turned the car key, and the car hasn’t started yet.”
Mentioning last night, Lu Lixue’s face turned red and she lightly slapped Zhang Dao’s hand.
Zhang Wei smiled, and the picture of last night with Qiu Xiaolin and Lu Lixue appeared in his mind, and said with a smile:
“Why hit me, is what I said wrong?” Please Miss Lu point it out, what is wrong, I can refute it.
Just as Lu Lixue was about to respond.
“Brother Fear.”
There was a voice behind him, and looking back, it was Yu Xiaoqi waving towards them.
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