N-A-A Chapter 173 This is destiny
Chapter 173 This is destiny
There are more than [-] Gongsun Zan and Liu Yu coalition forces in the Yijing Fortress area, and they are all suffering from diarrhea.
Looking down from the sky, the ground is more active than ever before, with dense crowds of little people running in and out of the buildings crazily.
"There's no paper, get some paper quickly!" Liu Yu shouted from his private toilet room.
"Uncle Emperor, we still need to use paper in this situation. The leaves are all gone."
"What should I do?"
"If there are stones, would you like to use them?"
"How can I use stones if you are so presumptuous?"
"Uncle Emperor, you may not know because of your noble status, but ordinary people use stones to clean their faces."
"Immediately cut pieces of cloth from your clothes for me to use!"
The entire Yijing Fortress was filled with bad temper and excrement everywhere. They are everywhere, even in the middle of the road.
After half an hour.
Gongsun Zan suppressed the desire to shit and summoned Hua Tuo and others.
Hua Tuo and others were also holding back.
"You incompetent people, how can you say that there is no plague?" Gongsun Zan said angrily.
The doctors all looked at Hua Tuo.
Hua Tuo had no choice but to come out. Who knows that he is a miracle doctor? He said: "General, calm down, this is definitely not a plague or malaria, but ordinary diarrhea!"
Gongsun Zan roared angrily: "Can ordinary people with diarrhea and diarrhea infect the entire army?"
"This..., judging from the symptoms, it is indeed ordinary diarrhea." Hua Tuo said.
"Okay, you can prescribe the prescription right away. I still have enough medicine here. Treat the disease immediately." Gongsun Zan turned around and ran away.
Hua Tuo and the others also changed their expressions and wanted to run away.
"You can't leave, write a prescription immediately!" Gongsun Xu led his men and surrounded them.
After a while, there was only one unlucky guard left, holding a knife in one hand to monitor Hua Tuo and the other doctors who were prescribing the prescription, and covering his buttocks with the other hand. He was about to cry, "Why don't any of them come back? I can't do it anymore, poof! "
Pulled directly into the crotch.
The doctors who were writing diligently seemed to have been infected, too, and even Hua Tuo was no exception.
"Apprentice, how's the medicine going?"
Hua Tuo returned to his tent with a bag of medicinal materials. He saw that it was full of stoves and medicine pots, as many as ten. Outside the tent, there was a large group of soldiers, all of them staggering around, unable to pull themselves back, and all of them collapsed.
"Master, wait a moment, we're in the process of making it!"
Hua Tuo was very depressed when he heard this. He had already brewed twenty kinds of potions, and the next ten kinds were brewed together, but none of them worked.
At this time, a group of soldiers rushed in. They were already very weak. Fortunately, Hua Tuo also weakened and was dragged away.
Soon, Hua Tuo and more than 100 doctors were all brought to Gongsun Zan.
After all, Gongsun Zan was a ruthless man, stronger than others and still holding on. At this moment, he didn't have much energy to elaborate, "Drag Hua Tuo and all ten others out and behead them!"
After Hua Tuo and the others were taken away.
Gongsun Zan glared at the remaining people, "If we can't find a cure anymore, what's the use of you? I'll behead them all!"
After a while.
Hua Tuo and the others were kneeling in front of the trench outside. The soldiers no longer had the strength to dig a trench for them alone. At this moment, the trench was full of excrement.
Hua Tuo was hopeless in life, but he never expected that his wise life would be defeated by a person with diarrhea who had no fatality rate. When did diarrhea become so difficult to treat?
The executioner raised the butcher's knife, and the first person he wanted to kill was General Representative Hua Tuo. However, the executioner raised it three times and lowered it three times. It was really futile.
"Drink and drink!"
The executioner drank ten kilograms in one breath, and his blood boiled all over. Only then did he gain strength, "Behead!"
Hua Tuo closed his eyes. He had never had a sip of wine in his life. He really wanted to drink a glass of wine, one glass to toast the morning sun and one glass to toast death. "Unexpectedly, I have treated countless serious diseases in my life, but I fell down..." I got diarrhea and diarrhea.”
A generation of miraculous doctors has no love.
Just then, the sky darkened.
"What the hell, Tiance Army is here to throw salt particles again!"
"No, this time it's not salt particles, it's arrows!"
"The enemy is attacking, the enemy is attacking, take cover!"
Gongsun Zan's soldiers thought it was still salt particles at first, but when they discovered that it was a highly lethal bow arrow, it was already a step too late. Moreover, they were exhausted and exhausted.
"Puff puff puff puff!" The executioner's body was filled with arrows and turned into a human-shaped porcupine.
I don’t know if it’s bad luck or fate.
Hua Tuo closed his eyes to welcome the arrival of arrows. When he opened his eyes again, he saw that none of them hit him. He was ecstatic, this was his fate!
At this moment, the miracle doctor saw a golden figure under the sun, holding a golden gun and wearing golden armor, shining like a god descending to earth.
In the direction pointed by the big gun in the golden god's hand, his army overwhelmed everything.
"Don't kill us, brothers, we surrendered. We are all our own people. In the past, we fought side by side to defeat the Huns!"
After Tiance's army arrived, Liu Yu's army surrendered immediately.
Originally, the soldiers of Liu Yujun were not willing to be enemies with Yuan Tan, because they worshiped Yuan Tan instead, and at this moment, they had no strength left in their bodies.
The soldiers of the Tiance Army became depressed, "What about the team leader? You know, I came here with the intention of killing ten heads. The hereditary ten acres of land are stable, but now, no, let's kill!"
"What a fart!" the leader of the team was furious, "The most important rule of military regulations is to surrender without killing. You actually want to slander the eldest son of Rende. I think you are no longer suitable to stay in our team."
"No, no, no, team leader, I was just kidding. Look, I'm giving preferential treatment to the prisoners." The man hurriedly helped a soldier up, showing a harmless smile.
Jiang Bing was frightened and fainted. After all, he had no power to restrain the chicken. It would be too cruel for the opponent to slaughter him. He laughed so hard again, which was even more scary.
"Can you give us a fight? We have finally waited for today's opportunity. Please do not surrender." The Tiance Army soldiers everywhere spoke their sincere words.
Unexpectedly, as soon as such remarks came out, the surrender speed became faster. Even the soldiers of Gongsun Army who planned to resist stubbornly immediately threw down their weapons and raised their hands.
"What the hell, we came to attack the fortress and the enemy surrendered immediately. What kind of battle is this?"
at the same time.
Gongsun Zan finally reached the top of the city with his stomach in his hands, and saw a large-scale surrender of the army. Instead of killing people everywhere, the enemy troops took prisoners everywhere.
"Brothers, the eldest son said, two prisoners per acre, capture them quickly!"
"Can you believe it? I captured a hundred prisoners by myself!"
"Fart, how did you manage to treat the team leader and other brothers as if they were nothing!"
"Hahaha!"
Tiance's army happily captured the prisoners, but Gongsun Zan had already taken them.
When Gongsun Zan woke up again, he saw himself lying on the ground on his back, with generals Liu Yu, his son, and Tian Yu kneeling on both sides.
"What! We were captured alive!"
Everyone looked desperate, thinking that they would be killed if they were not caught. They were so exhausted that they could no longer perform simple military actions such as escaping.
"Uncle Emperor, do you want to surrender?"
Yuan Tangao asked while sitting in the hall.
"I would rather die than give in. Yuan Tan, you traitor, kill me quickly!" Liu Yu glared angrily.
Yuan Tan thought for a while and felt that he should imitate Cao Cao without hesitation, so he signaled to let Liu Yu go and asked Dian Wei to give him a sword, "The opportunity is given to you, you can think about it yourself."
Without saying a word, Liu Yu drew his sword and killed himself, falling in a pool of blood.
Yuan Tan sighed, "Bury him generously." He looked at Gongsun Zan, "Are you surrendering?"
Gongsun Zan: “…….”
Gongsun Xu didn't want to die, "Father, please surrender. As soon as the eldest son arrives, his illness will be gone. This is destiny!"