N-A-A Chapter 213 The explanation of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty
Chapter 213 The explanation of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty
What the hell!
The eunuchs were so shocked that you vomited and you said it smelled so good. How could you pretend to be so realistic?
If you want to pretend, just pretend to be high-ranking, okay? You have to know that you are the emperor, you can pretend however you want!
Clap clap clap!
Many people slap themselves.
I thought it was all an hallucination, but my face was burning with pain. There was no way to save the emperor. The country must be destroyed and the gang should be dismissed!
Ten miles away, Yuan Tan laughed loudly, "It's interesting! That's it for today."
He would not wipe the ass of Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty, let the emperor explain himself.
On the other hand, the palace scene.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty vomited so much that he even vomited out the yellow elixir.
The eunuchs and imperial guards were in such turmoil at the moment.
"The emperor is so awesome! He actually ate it. I thought he was crazy, or he broke the jar, just to make fun of me, but I didn't expect he actually ate it!"
"As for stupidity, you have to look at me, the little emperor! I ate as I was told, and the food tasted so sweet. I cried and said no, but the food tasted better than the meat I ate. This kind of behavior is unparalleled among all the emperors in the past dynasties. First!"
"The emperor really dares to eat! The Han Dynasty has been passed down for 400 years. If he acts like this, he is not afraid of being beaten to death by the previous emperors after he goes down?"
"There is no need to panic. His Majesty's ability to eat shit is already the best among all emperors in history. If he goes down, he will definitely beat up the great ancestor, trample on Han Wu, and feed all previous emperors to eat shit!"
"Oh my God, Shi Zhenxiang! This generation of emperors is awesome! With such an operation, Qin Shihuang will be deceived!"
"Don't talk about Qin Shihuang. Huang Di cursed and covered the coffin board. Yan Di yelled "F*ck" and chose to stay away!"
"My mother asked me why I was kneeling. I said mother, don't panic. When you see the emperor eating shit, you will kneel faster than me!"
"Everyone, let's run away quickly. Following such an emperor will lead to death sooner or later!"
"That's true! The eldest son is invincible, let's go and vote!"
"Your Majesty, please don't blame us for being disloyal and unjust. It's true that an emperor like you makes it impossible for people to be loyal at all."
"The green mountains are not there and the green water is not flowing. Farewell!"
Both the imperial army and the eunuchs were anxious.
Even after years of being controlled by national thieves, he is not as dejected as he is today.
Now it seems that it is not a problem of national thieves at all!
The shit-eating emperor versus all the heroes.
Why do you still want to revive the Han Dynasty?
No matter how much shit you eat, can you stink to death of the princes?
Emperor Xian of Han himself was not the only one who was even more shocked. What happened? Why did I not want to eat shit at all, but my body felt so good after it.
Yuan Tan was camped outside the city and had temporarily given up control of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was finally able to speak for himself, "I don't want to eat at all, why does my body act like this!"
Dequan and the others were despised when they heard this. Stop pretending. This is just saying you don't want it, but your body is very real. It’s not a real dragon at all, but a dog that travels thousands of miles and eats shit!
"Your Majesty, you are so shameless. Let me take my leave!"
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was shocked and said, "Don't leave, I eat shit to strengthen my mind. I even dare to eat shit, I am afraid of who will come, hahahahaha!"
Everyone was stunned!
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty said hurriedly: "Follow me, I will restore the glory of your ancestors. When the time comes, you will all be heroes of ZTE and you will be rewarded heavily."
The crowd was startled again.
"It turns out that the emperor eats shit to temper himself!"
"But if you train like this, isn't it a bit too much?"
"You don't understand this. Now that we have reached an emergency, we must use extraordinary means. Although there is a bit of that, I have to admit that His Majesty is truly unmatched, ruthless and vicious!"
An emperor is strong enough to eat shit in public, so I ask you if you are afraid!
It must be terrible.
From this point of view, this emperor is not without a future, but has a future that is outrageous.
But in this case, the Han Dynasty really has hope.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was an emperor after all, and the following people also wanted to follow him and make meritorious deeds from the dragon, not to mention that the people who can follow him now are loyal people.
Dequan fell to his knees and cried: "It's all because of our incompetence. Please don't belittle yourself like this. We will definitely assist you in reviving the Han Dynasty."
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty shed tears. I don't know whether he was moved or sad, and said: "Come here, please bring out all my treasures for these loyal ministers."
a while.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty watched everyone leave happily with gold and silver jewelry, and he hid in a corner and cried loudly, "What happened to me? Is he really sick? When will he die? Don't get better too early. At the very least, you should wait until after the wedding night and know what it feels like to be a man before you die."
three days later.
Ever since Luoyang was burned down, it has never been so lively as it is today.
The people all ran out to watch the emperor's wedding.
Some people say that it is too hasty for the emperor to get married so soon, but in today's situation, it is so precarious that no one can prepare for a year. Of course, it is better to get married and have children immediately.
If the emperor dies and there is still a child who can inherit the throne, we can't give it to Liu Bei, Liu Biao, Liu Zhang and other clan members at a low price, right?
It was really noisy with gongs and drums, umbrella canopies like a forest, clean water splashing on the street, yellow sand pavement, and red carpet, from the gate of the palace to the main hall.
The Queen's phoenix chariot has four pure white horses, the whole chariot is covered with gold and silver, and the huge bronze umbrella cover is carved with the image of a flying dragon and a phoenix.
Anyone with a discerning eye will recognize it. It was custom-made by the empress of Emperor Gaozu and has been passed down for 400 years.
The imperial court fled thousands of miles away and lost everything, except this one.
In front of Taimiao.
Yuan Tan, Cao Cao, and hundreds of officials have been waiting for a long time.
In fact, the Ancestral Temple has long since disappeared. It is now an adobe building that has been repaired in a hurry. However, the large cauldron, which is as tall as a person and is paved with royal utensils, is still very majestic.
"Long live my emperor! Long live!"
After Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty arrived, everyone knelt down and worshiped.
After that, the queen arrives.
"The queen is a thousand years old!"
No one knew what Fu Shou was feeling now, but he kept his head covered anyway.
It took an hour to complete all the etiquette.
After that, the officials all went to the main hall to drink wedding wine.
At this time, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty came to Wang Yun and said: "Situ Ai Qing, I want to go to the main hall to toast you all."
"This...is not in line with etiquette, Your Majesty. How can you, your great dignity, accompany us to drink?"
Emperor Xian of Han shook his head.
Wang Yun thought about it and understood the emperor's little thoughts in front of him.
These are extraordinary times, and the emperor is trying to win people over by drinking.
This was a good thing. After all, Wang Yun only wanted to be the prime minister and not a powerful minister, so under his arrangement, the emperor came to the main hall.
"Your Majesty is down!"
Including Yuan Tan and Cao Cao, all the officials were shocked and excited. This is an honor.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty picked up the wine glass and said: "Everyone, now the court finally has a new atmosphere, thanks to you all. Especially General Cao and General Yuan. I have nothing to repay, so I will drink this wine to respect you!"
"Your Majesty is serious, this is what we should do."
Wang Yun took the lead.
After drinking this glass, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty walked down the dragon platform and asked each of them to toast individually.
Wang Yun followed behind and said: "Your Majesty, please be wary of Yuan Tan. Let's take action tonight and leave incognito."
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty nodded slightly, and suddenly his heart moved, and he said: "Why not make him drunk, so that we can move more easily."