Where is the goblin in quick time travel

Chapter 379 Teacher He, don’t eat people (18)

Chapter 379 Teacher He, don’t eat people (18)

Although Heya is not a slender race, but the natal sorcery of the fox clan who can't stand it is indeed for all ages. At least Mr. Peng (Note 1), who was brainwashed by "Mein Teil" behind the door, has already Completely obedient and fell asleep.

Based on the principle that one thing more is worse than one thing less, Mo Xiaoyao did not wake up Miss Liu Yan who was beside her, but instead sent Liu Yan back to the bed in the downstairs room after warning Heya.

Going back upstairs, what I saw was He Guzheng standing in front of Mr. Peng's refrigerator with a troubled expression on his face.

"What are you looking at? A tangled look?"

Mo Xiaoyao asked in a low voice beside He Gu, but he jumped. Fortunately, he was just standing in front of the refrigerator in a tangled state, without touching anything in his hand, and the only thing that could show shock was a shiver all over his body. .

"Will a monster scare a monster to death, okay?"

He Gu muttered something in a low voice, then pointed to the refrigerator and said, "Have you read those human novels? Teacher Liu said just now that this guy has a split personality.

Did you listen to the music with the lyrics that he listened to?I was thinking, wouldn't there be a series of human thighs and forearms in his refrigerator? "

Mo Xiaoyao raised her eyebrows when she saw his look of disgust and entanglement, and asked frankly:

"Even if it is, you don't have to look entangled, right? You, a man-eating monster, are afraid of seeing human stumps and arms?

Don't tell me that you are a vegetarian goblin, you have eaten a lot of mutton slices and beef slices this afternoon!

Besides, even if I take care of the elderly with poor memory, I have to remind you that the person standing in front of you is a victim who has seen you plan to eat people. "

She spoke this long series of words quickly, accurately and urgently, which made He Gu's old face turn red. He stroked his hair with a little embarrassment, and after covering up the uneasiness flashing in his eyes at this time, he went on. argued strongly:

"I always eat fresh ones when I eat people. This kind of food is stored in the refrigerator. I will gag when I smell it, okay?"

"I didn't expect that Mr. He is also a fellow."

As soon as He Gu's words fell to the ground, a deep voice came from behind the two of them.Mo Xiaoyao was startled, and completely understood the extent of the psychological damage she had caused to He Gu by her sudden utterance just now.

On the contrary, He Gu, who was injured twice, turned his head like a normal person at this time, and saw Mr. Peng who had a smoky face and woke up at some point, and was using lipstick to make up his own lip makeup. .

"Ahem, what do you think we should do now? Do I eat him, or eat him, or eat him?"

He Gu looked helplessly at Mr. Peng whose eyes were shining with excitement. His right hand behind his back had turned into a long sickle.

Seeing He Gu's eyes pretending to be helpless, and seeing the murder weapon hidden behind him, Mo Xiaoyao looked at He Gu in front of him with almost an idiot's eyes, and extinguished his enthusiasm for wanting to eat people with one sentence :

"Hey, are you really stupid or fake?! We are now entering a civilized modern human world. Do you want me to tell you that the current human society is a society ruled by law?!

Do I want to tell you again that there is no way for this human society to die in the wilderness like in ancient times? You can just cover up and pretend that nothing happened, and go home and have sweet dreams in the middle of the night!

Even if you eat this person today, what will happen afterwards? !Do you believe that tomorrow will be the day after tomorrow, and the disappearance of this person will bring us endless troubles? !How will you report for the fruit business in the future? !The rules of humanity in this world are different from ours!

Can you talk about your love in this world, teach you Chinese, eat your boiled mutton, and don't cause trouble for me, okay? ! "

　Note 1: "Mein Teil" is a rock song by the band German Tank.It is about the cannibalism incident that happened in Germany at Christmas in 2001.The title of the song means that you are a part of me (well, of course there are other meanings, please ignore it if you are serious).This... well... imagine it as a horror movie...

(End of this chapter)