Weird Taoism: I became a god in a strange world

Chapter 170



Chapter 170

Maybe Zhao Tou and Jun Shan had just output too much in the Passion Fairy Meeting.

A table of fine wine and delicacies came up, and Zhao Jun Shan was very anxious.

But Zhao Tou had his own rules.

If he didn't say anything, Zhao Jun Shan would not dare to pick up his chopsticks even if he was starving to death.

"Jun Shan, pour the wine."

Zhao Tou was very satisfied with his son's tutoring.

Lin Hun smiled and "watched", drinking tea and waiting.

Zhao Jun Shan quickly filled the three people with wine in order.

When the wine jar was opened, a stream of fragrant wine aroma came out.

"Uncle Zhao, this is what I bought for you in Wuyangwei. Try the century-old osmanthus wine."

"Not bad, not bad, Lin Hun, you are thoughtful. This wine is really good, Jun Shan, you should drink some too."

Zhao Tou ordered three drops of wine, respecting the sky, the earth, and the ancestors.

He picked up the wine cup.

Lin Hun and Jun Shan quickly picked it up and clinked it with him.

The three drank it all in one gulp.

The fragrance of osmanthus spread throughout the body through the taste buds.

"Osmanthus wine! The famous osmanthus wine of Wuyangwei, today I, Old Zhao, finally drank it."

Lin Hun noticed that Zhao's temples were already gray.

After three years of not seeing him, he obviously looked old.

Lin Hun knew that there was nothing he could do about it.

White soldiers are very ominous.

There are too many corpses, aliens, and deaths that they come into contact with.

First, the damp, dead air and other environments are very harmful to the body.

Second, there are many cases of death on the job.

Their lifespan is generally not too long, and being in their forties to fifty is already very good.

So white soldiers are called "short-lived species".

Uncle Zhao would have died long ago if Lin Hun hadn't given him a strange crystal before.

Those who survive a great disaster will have good fortune in the future.

In three years, Uncle Zhao has already shown signs of old age.

Age spots that only people in their seventies and eighties have appeared on his face.

The wrinkles on his face became many.

"Lin Hun, I am so happy to see you so lively in front of me."

"Come, fill up your Uncle Zhao's glass. Junshan and I have been so worried about you these days."

Uncle Zhao was very happy and drank one bowl after another.

Zhao Junshan drank the wine in small sips and ate the signature dishes here in big mouthfuls.

He ate a roasted pig in three mouthfuls, and his mouth was full of oil.

Hearing his father's words, he nodded quickly and said:

"That's right, I'm really afraid that you, Brother Lin Hun, will encounter an accident. Then there will be one less person to attend my wedding."

Lin Hun accurately filled a bowl of wine for Uncle Zhao.

He asked with a smile:

"Why, Junshan, did Uncle Zhao buy you a wife?"

Zhao Junshan's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he even blushed with embarrassment.

"Hehe, Brother Lin Hun, I won't hide it from you. My father bought me a wild wife last month.

Hey, it was exactly the woman of my dreams. I'm so happy."

"Hehehe... My father said that we'll have the wedding when you come back, Brother Lin Hun!"

Lin Hun was happy for him after hearing that.

He smiled and said, "Uncle Zhao, you spent a lot of money, didn't you?"

Uncle Zhao was already a little drunk at this moment. His face was red and his eyes began to become hazy.

He looked at Lin Hun and said with emotion:

"Lin Hun, it would be great if your father were still alive. You are now a strange cultivator and respected wherever you go, no longer a lowly soldier of nine generations."

"What a pity, my old brother can't see all this."

"Hmph, Junshan, that stinky boy, insisted on pestering me to go to the broker to make a request. I couldn't pester him, so I had to go to the broker and tell him what Junshan wanted."

"Buying a wife always chooses a ready-made one, but he asked for what he wanted. But it cost me a lot of money, hmph, stinky boy!"

Zhao Tou slapped Zhao Junshan on the head who was eating roasted pig.

"Dad, I will give you a grandson as soon as possible, and we will be even. Hehe..."

Lin Hun saw that Zhao Junshan was still as pure and simple as before.

Uncle Zhao still treated him as his own son as before.

This time, he even brought Junshan all the way to find him.

Lin Hun felt warm for no reason.

He filled a bowl of wine for Uncle Zhao and himself, held the bowl with both hands and said:

"Uncle Zhao, I toast you a bowl. Everything is in the wine, no more words."

Uncle Zhao smiled and patted Lin Hun on the shoulder and said:

"Lin Hun, you are great, you didn't bring shame to your parents and me, Old Zhao!"

"My whole family's lives were saved by you!"

Uncle Zhao clinked his bowls with Lin Hun, and they both drank it all.

Lin Hun was also happy today, and he drank a lot of wine.

"Strange, I didn't get drunk after drinking two catties in the past, why did I get drunk after drinking a few bowls today."

"I feel a little dizzy and weak, as if I had fought for three days and three nights, I'm really old."

Uncle Zhao murmured.

Even Zhao Junshan next to him had a red face.

Lying on the tablesaid:

"Me too, Dad. Why do I feel so weak? I have to sleep after drinking so little..."

Lin Hun smiled.

He would not tell the two that they were almost sucked dry by the Happy Ghost Mother not long ago.

Weakness is for sure.

Lin Hun called the waiter to settle the meal bill.

He also asked the waiter to open two upper rooms in Tianzi.

He carried the drunk Zhao Tou and Jun Shan back to the upper room in Tianzi, one in each hand.

He gently put the two people who were completely drunk because of Taixu on the bed.

He covered the cups for them and quietly left the room.

"Pi Nang, guard them here. Disappear before they wake up and don't let them see you."

Before leaving, Lin Hun left Pi Nang to guard the two.

These two people are like father and brother to Lin Hun, and he has an extraordinary relationship with them.

"Yes, master, Pi Nang will guard here every step of the way."

Pi Nang likes this guarding task very much.

His back was straight, standing at the door like a door god.

Serving the master is the greatest honor of the skin bag.

Lin Hun nodded, returned to his room and slept in his clothes.

Three years passed in a flash.

Uncle Zhao had obviously aged.

Five old men from the Baizu in the Gui District of Tianlao died.

Zhao Junshan was about to get married.

And the plump figure that Lin Hun could not forget was now accompanying the ancient Buddha with the green lamp.

Break away from the world.

It's not that easy.

There are always some people in this world that make you dream.

There are always some things in this world that make you feel uneasy.

It took Lin Hun a long time to fall asleep.

At noon the next day, the skin bag saw that the two woke up and disappeared immediately and notified Lin Hun.

Lin Hun then opened the door of the Zhao father and son.

"Oh, Lin Hun, what happened to me? I woke up when the sun was shining on my butt. I felt like my body was hollowed out, it's weird."

Uncle Zhao kicked Zhao Junshan, who was lying on him, off the bed.

He held his head and sat up.

"Uncle Zhao, maybe you are worried about my safety. I caught a cold after traveling all the way, so I drank some wine and took a good nap."

Lin Hun opened the window to let the sun and wind in.

"Oh, Dad, why did you kick me?"

Zhao Junshan turned over and fell asleep again.

"Get up, let's go. I have to go back to Zhenguisi tomorrow to cancel my leave!"

"Uncle Zhao, let's go, it's not too late for us to have lunch first."

When Zhao Junshan heard that there was food to eat, he stood up straight and laughed:

"I want three mouthfuls and a pig, hehehe..."

After a sumptuous lunch, Uncle Zhao refused to drink at the table.

After settling the meal and room fees and giving them an extra coin, the three of them left Shunfu Inn amid the waiter's many thanks.

They rented three horses and rushed back to Yudu.

It had been three years.

Lin Hun finally returned to Yudu, the city he had always longed for.


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