Are the insects who raise little trash in their home male insects?

Chapter 11 Barbecue



Chapter 11 Barbecue

Otto, who was unaware that he was the focus of attention, was taking Qi Shan to choose things.

"This one and this one are popular models. They are durable and can be used even when the insect cubs grow up. This one has low sales, but it looks good. This one..."

The salesperson kept talking, and Otto was tired of listening to him. He simply put Qi Shan on the ground and asked, "Which one do you like?"

Qi Shan pointed at himself.

Otto nodded: "Choose for yourself"

Encouraged by the shopping guide, he took a few steps.

There were rows of steel images in front of him, and he couldn't tell which one was better. The entities did exist, but he was standing on the ground and couldn't see what kind of shape was assembled.

(Can you see it, Xiaoxi?)

The system tries to distinguish: (a bit blurry, it seems similar)

Suddenly his eyes lit up and he pointed at the largest billboard, a semi-enclosed sphere that looked safe, and the furry interior reminded him of fur that had been thrown into the forest.

If it wasn't difficult to carry, he really wanted to take the whole skin away.

"Like this?"

The chicks in Qishan are pecking at rice.

“Is this soft thing also a bed? Will it not sink into you when you sleep? It looks easy to tear, where is the real thing?”

The salesperson didn't expect that he would like this one. "Sir, this one is a limited edition. It can only be shipped after you place an order. Hmm... do you want to take a look at other ones? This one is more expensive..."

Otto looked at Qi Shan: "You like this"

Qi Shan nodded.

Otto took out the card: "This is it"

Salesperson: “Are you sure?”

Otto's dark grey eyes turned to him.

"OK, sir, please wait a moment." The salesperson immediately withdrew his few good intentions, took out the machine, and looked at the long string of numbers that made Chong wonder if the machine was broken. The salesperson's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

A big customer is coming.

He checked everything quickly and efficiently. The amount he crossed out was half a year's salary, but it was insignificant compared to a string of numbers.

Suppressing his excitement, the allure of money was enough for him to ignore his fear of military females and recommend the product with all his might.

After choosing the latter, Qi Shan felt embarrassed to continue buying, but Otto was like a ruthless ATM.

"This is a slide that the kids love"

"purchase"

“A bottle with a wonderful taste”

"purchase"

“The bumper car that can’t be broken no matter how hard you hit it”

"Buy it. Wait, this one won't do. It's too dangerous." Otto thought of the little thing's physique that would swell up if touched, and its head would hit the foot of the bed when walking on flat ground. It would be better for the little thing to play with this kind of toy when he grows up.

"Okay, please sign here and we will deliver the item within 24 hours."

Qi Shan hugged the golden thigh and raised his head and said "Ah"

Otto coughed lightly and picked up the kid. "Okay, hug me. You are really good at acting like a spoiled child. Your father will take you to buy comic books."

"hold head high--"

After politely seeing off the big customer, the shopping guide covered her chest and said, "Honey, I think I'm in love"

"You are in love with Wormcoin" a colleague passed by, "If you have nothing to do, fill in the address for me"

"No, I think I fell in love with his tall body. Otherwise, there are so many rich guys, but I only fell in love with him."

Colleague packing goods: "Because they don't have enough money? Calm down, he is a military woman"

The salesperson calmed down for a second and said, "You are right, I am attracted by the bug coins. The military female is so rich."

"Of course you earn more by risking your life"

The foreman following behind pressed the intercom: "Cancel the alert? It seems I was overthinking it."

It seems that the military female has a lot of money and doesn't mind the price. Even the shopping guide pushes all kinds of high-quality and reasonably priced things to her. She shouldn't be a pervert who would abuse the insect cubs.

It's he who thinks too much.

But it's rare to find a female soldier who even finds bumper cars dangerous.

The foreman didn't think that it was not that Otto felt it was dangerous, but that Qi Shan was too fragile. For him, the danger factor of ordinary toys would increase by two levels.

When Omon returned home and looked at the pile of things, he was dumbfounded.

"Father, I bought these..."

“All withdrawn”

"what?"

"What?" Otto looked up impatiently as he held Qi Shan in his arms and read the comic book. "Look at what you bought, a bouncy ball, a simulated gun, and that bed. How dangerous!"

“But” But I played these when I was a kid.

Otto glared and said, "Return it. I'll buy the goods. A bug that has never laid eggs is too light."

Qi Shan, who had just finished reading the comic book in his arms, patted his hands. Otto put away his fierceness and said, "Have you finished reading? Let's go catch the little dinosaur with the female father, okay?"

"Oh!" Qi Shan raised his hand excitedly, (Xiao Xi, dinosaurs, I can actually see living dinosaurs)

The system is also excited (yes, the database can be improved again)

Omon looked dazed as he watched the two insects, one big and one small, leave.

I am the biological child of the female father.

The morning sun poured into the room. Omon ejected from the bed and squinted his eyes as he put on his clothes. "It's ten o'clock. I'm going to get up right away. Don't use the laser—"

After I finished shouting, I realized that there were no bugs in the room. There was no sound in the whole house. The only sound came from the courtyard.

Look out the window.

Who is that bug with a bright smile? !

"Cub, jump down, the mother will catch you."

A small ball jumped down from the tied pterosaur. Otto caught it, unbuttoned his safety jacket, and said with a loving look, "How is it? Are you not afraid anymore?"

Qi Shan, who hadn't experienced bungee jumping for a long time, laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth. "Ah——"

"Female father?" Omon was so scared that his voice was out of tune.

The two bugs turned their heads at the same time. Otto touched Qi Shan's little head and said, "Be good, let's go eat some fruit. The silly brother who got up late is not here."

"hold head high--"

Omon is petrified. What should he eat? Fruit? What fruit? Father, didn’t you teach me that brave insects must eat meat?

Female father, you have changed. Give me back the hard-hearted female father who always keeps his word to male insects.

Lunch was eaten by the pond, with Omon holding a knife as tall as his worm, cutting up a mountain of dinosaur meat.

"Huh? Father, why is there a piece of meat missing?" Omon cut off the meat from the tip of the heart and looked at the empty place curiously.

"In my case," Otto polished a one-meter-long bamboo skewer, cut the tenderest tenderloin into small pieces, strung them on the skewer, then strung a piece of meat, a piece of fruit, and then another piece of meat, and after that, roasted them on an iron stove.

"Baby, even if you like to eat fruit, you also need to eat meat. Only by eating more meat can you grow strong."

Omon was stunned. His female father specially cut off the most tender meat to coax her cubs, and even divided it into small pieces and paired it with fruits?

In his memory, the most patient thing his dam showed was the year he just hatched from his egg. Even when Otto was the busiest, he would still make milk powder for him by hand, even though the temperature was high enough to make it.

But thinking about what would happen if the female father grilled meat for him so considerately, Omon shuddered. Forget it. He didn't want to eat the grilled meat with anti-poison, so he decided to grill it himself.

I was cutting the meat all alone, the aroma of meat lingering in the distance and my stomach rumbling like thunder.

A small hand pulled his trousers, Aomeng lowered his head, and Qi Shan handed him a skewer of meat.

Ao Meng was moved and hugged him: "Did you roast this, baby?"

Qi Shan: “Ang Ang”

Omon: "I'm touched, but my brother doesn't like eating fruit..." Before he finished speaking, he saw Otto biting the skewer of meat with fruit with an expressionless face, his eyes full of threats.

Otto: Do ​​you want to eat?

Omon took the skewer and said, "Haha, I'm just kidding. My brother likes barbecued fruits the most."

After saying that, he stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it a few times and swallowed the tasteless flesh.

Qi Shan ate his barbecue with peace of mind, the fragrance of the fruit in his mouth made him squint his eyes.

(Xiao Xi, why do they have such strange expressions?)

The taste synchronization system is also strange. Why do these two insects feel like they are being tortured when eating barbecue?

(Who knows, maybe I was just too moved?)

Qi Shan squinted his eyes and savored the delicious food in his mouth. The Zerg were really strange.


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