Dressed as a peasant girl, full of happiness

Chapter 285: Farting

The little white bird was like a mysterious messenger. It carefully took out a snow-white pill and gently put it into the tea on Xu Meili's table...

After finishing everything, the little white bird and the little squirrel left the house and headed home.

After arriving home, they instantly turned back into six-year-old Song'er and three-year-old Bai'er.

Not long after, bursts of light snoring were heard in the room.

In another room, Wei Yuchen lowered his voice and said to Geng Changshuo:

"See, I told you a long time ago that they are always very sensible in what they do, but you just don't believe me!"

Geng Changshuo tightened his grip around Wei Yuchen's waist and said:

"Having said that, they are only a few years old after all. They can't tell the difference between the important and the minor. They should be more careful in their future actions. If they act recklessly and recklessly, they will get into trouble sooner or later."

Xu Meili is an ordinary person. You are teasing her, but she may be completely unaware.

What if they encounter someone of the same kind as them? How will they deal with it then? "

Wei Yuchen knew very well that these two little brats were playful and active by nature and had no ill intentions, but what Geng Changshuo said was not without reason.

Especially the last few sentences, like a wake-up call, made her suddenly wake up. It is indeed time to teach these two children to be careful with their words and actions.

As the saying goes, there is always someone stronger than you, and there is always a mountain higher than the other. Even if the possibility is only one in ten thousand, you must never take it lightly!

It seems that it is time to focus on these two children.

Xu Meili came to the military compound this time to temporarily stay at her brother Xu Jincheng's home.

The military family compound is divided into two areas, east and west. The east area is mostly occupied by regimental-level cadres, and the yard is correspondingly larger, with an extra house and a toilet. Xu Jincheng lived in the east yard.

After Xu Meili woke up, she began to look for clothes at the bedside. After careful selection, she finally chose a pink lotus collar slim shirt as the upper body and a pair of light gray straight trousers as the lower body.

After getting her clothes matched properly, she picked up the kettle beside her, filled a glass with water, and drank it in big gulps.

She has forgotten who said it, but drinking a glass of water after getting up in the morning can flush out all the toxins in the body, making the skin firmer and more translucent, and the whole person will become more beautiful and attractive, and it can even effectively prevent constipation problems.

She didn't really explore the truth of this statement. After all, as someone who pays great attention to her appearance and loves beautiful things, she would not hesitate to try it if there was a chance of becoming more beautiful.

Since that day on, the woman named Xu Meili has kept the habit of drinking water in the morning, and gave it a name that appeals to all women who love beauty - "Beauty Water".

After taking a short break after drinking some water, Xu Meili prepared to go to the bathroom to take care of her personal problems as usual. However, at this moment, she suddenly felt something strange in her body, as if she was itching.

So, she subconsciously reached out her hand and scratched it gently a few times, but she didn't expect that this not only failed to solve the problem, but instead caused an even more intense itching sensation.

Faced with this situation, Xu Meili could not help but increase the strength of her hands, trying to relieve the discomfort by scratching vigorously, but the result was counterproductive:

The harder she scratched, the more intense the unbearable itching became, as if there would never be an end.

Just as she was in agony, her stomach began to make a rumbling sound. Then, she was hit by a cramping pain that made her almost unable to straighten her back.

Without caring about anything else, she could only hold her abdomen tightly and rushed to the toilet.

At the same time, she felt more and more gas accumulating in her abdomen. The moment she ran to the toilet, her body completely lost control of the gas and she let out several loud farts in succession and the stench spread.

Her face flushed with shame and she was furious, but she could do nothing about it. She could only squat in the toilet silently, enduring the loud fart sounds that came one after another.

At this moment, her face was so hot that it seemed like blood would drip out.

At the same time, an indescribable itchy sensation came from all over the body, as if millions of small insects were gnawing at it.

She scratched desperately, trying to relieve the unbearable itch, but it was all in vain. The itching became more and more intense, and even red rashes began to appear on her body.

She was at a loss, not knowing what was wrong with her and couldn't find anyone to ask.

An ominous premonition came to her mind. Could it be that she had some terminal illness? Thinking of this, her mood became heavier.

After finally solving her physiological problem, she pulled up her pants, endured the itchiness all over her body, stood up with difficulty, and was about to return to the room when her stomach suddenly swelled again.

After a burst of uncontrollable bowel sounds, there was another series of earth-shattering fart sounds. Along with these sounds, a foul odor quickly spread in the air, filling the entire space.

Fortunately, she was at home at the moment. If she was outdoors, she would be too ashamed to face anyone again and would just want to go buy a piece of tofu and hit her head against it until it bleeds.

At this time, Liu Xiaowan had already prepared breakfast and was about to call her sister-in-law to eat.

As Xu Jincheng's wife and Xu Meili's elder sister-in-law, Liu Xiaowan keenly sensed a strange smell in the yard. She frowned, pinched her nose, and asked Xu Jincheng suspiciously:

"Old Xu, did you hear anything? Also, why did our yard suddenly become so smelly?"

Xu Jincheng was also alert, and he was thinking to himself. His son was sent to his parents' care, and only the couple and their younger sister were left at home.

Now that both of them are here, isn't the only one missing the younger sister? Could it be...

Xu Jincheng didn't dare to think any further. He was so anxious that he didn't care about the so-called gender barrier and walked straight to the toilet. When he was near the toilet, he shouted anxiously: "Little sister! Are you in there? What happened?"

Before she finished her words, a cry of "Wow" was heard from the toilet. It was Xu Meili's voice.

She could no longer suppress her inner fear and grievance, and completely forgot that she was in an awkward situation - fart sounds came one after another, and her body was itchy and unbearable.

She rushed out of the toilet without hesitation and pounced on Xu Jincheng like a frightened bird: "Brother!"

Xu Jincheng was caught off guard and was frightened by his sister's sudden action. He instinctively dodged to the side.