N-A-A Chapter 322
Chapter 322
"Am I looking bad? Do you have any vision?
"Is there a problem with a peerless handsome guy like me, who is handsome and dashing?"
"Listen to brother, go to the hospital in a while to register, check your eyes well, if there is really something wrong, I will pay for the medical expenses, and I must cure your faulty eyes for me!"
Xu Yu just casually opened the live broadcast room.
Before I could say hello to my netizens, I noticed their comments.
Xu Yu rolled his eyes angrily.
While reaching out and touching his face, he opened his mouth narcissistically.
[Lying groove, is it so generous?] 】
【I'm sorry Teacher Xu, I admit that my voice to you before was a little louder, please don't care about the villain, forgive me, I swear, I will correct it]
[Don't say it, go to the appointment immediately, where are the physical examination eyes? Teacher Xu, direct point, give us
a full physical examination, I think I have problems all over my body] [I am too, these problems have seriously affected my brain's thinking and judgment, in order to avoid making misjudgments later, I think I need to do a full physical examination
] [Seconded, please Teacher Xu approve] [
And me, and me! ] 】
【Cough, Teacher Xu, don't hide from you, my family is all your fans, you know what I mean】
[Upstairs, it's so coincidental, my family is also all fans of Teacher Xu] [
Good guy, don't say it, the hospital team up in a wave]
"Hey, don't go too far, okay? The first time I saw you going to the hospital and forming a team, how about you go to the toilet?
"Why don't you bring your colleagues and children and classmates together?" Damn it.
Xu Yu gritted his teeth and spoke.
Just by looking at the number of people who commented, he felt his heart dripping blood.
That's a lot of zeros!
No way.
If it goes on like this, he will go bankrupt.
Xu Yu's brain raced and he tried to think of a remedy.
The next moment.
He looked up thoughtfully and spoke with a straight face.
"Cough, I can see that everyone is very interested in my proposal, but after all, I only have one and can't care about so many people at the same time, so I decided to select five of my fans to give away a full set of tests, and those who didn't win the lottery will wait for the next time."
【？ Xu Delirium, do you want to listen to what you are saying]
[Poor is poor, what excuse do you make for yourself? ] [
That's it, make me happy in vain, it's not interesting]
[No, my luxurious physical examination is so gone? I made a appointment! Grass, I was actually pitted by Teacher Xu again... Nima, how many times the hell am I going to fall in this pit?! My thousands of dollars! [
Upstairs, calm, heart like water, want to reach Zeda]
[Da a fart ah da, I was pitted last time! ] 】
【Lying groove, I remembered, buddy, were you tricked into going to the desert last time?】 】
【I'll go, I'll say why is this brother's ID so familiar, it's like this for a long time】
【Buddy, I really wronged you, I really didn't see that you are still Mr. Xu's iron fan, you rush up whatever he says, are you stupid? 【
That is, you have been tricked into going to the desert once, what do you want to do?】 Why don't you always remember it for a long time]
[... Don't say it, my heart is already hurting, I promise, I will definitely remember it this time, and then believe him, I will follow his surname!
"Yo, with my last name? So, I'm going to be a daddy soon?
Xu Yu looked at the comments in the live broadcast room and spoke excitedly.
Netizen: ......
No.
Is Xidang Dad so happy?
It seems that Xu Yu is very suitable for being a takeover man.
[I'm sorry Teacher Xu, I'm older than you, I'm special 29! ]
"What's wrong with 29? Age is not a problem, people with a difference of more than ten years can fall in love, why is there a difference of four or five years, I can't be your father? [
Lying groove, this impeccable logic, I can only say a word
] [What to do?] This man's nonsense looks really handsome]
[... Upstairs, you sober up! This man wants to be the father of a 29-year-old uncle! 】
【...... No, an uncle at 29? What international joke are you kidding
] [Uncle, there is no way, who let us be only eighteen or nine years old, a full ten years old age difference, believe we call you brother, you are embarrassed to agree
] [No, I am embarrassed, I am very embarrassed
] [Good, I am sorry for you] [
Hahahahaha, as the saying goes, people don't want to face the world is invincible! ] [
No, according to your generation, don't we have to be called Uncle Xu?] 【
Hello Uncle Xu! 】【Hello Uncle Xu! 】 】
【Uncle Xu, can you give me the opportunity for a physical examination, I'm a primary school student! 】 Xu
Delirium: ......
"Look at you one by one, how can you be so unscrupulous?"
"In view of your performance, I decided to cancel this benefit, I want a medical examination, right? Spend your own money.
Xu Yu simply dropped this sentence, and then put the mobile phone on the screen.
Yang Mi on the side was stunned.
It took a long time to recover from the shock.
She looked at Xu Yu stupidly and spoke blankly.
"Is this the legendary fishing?"
Xu Delirium: ......
"Cough, that's pretty much what it means, you know Honey very well."
"Are you really not afraid of being beaten?"
Yang Mi's expression was complicated.
No.
Is there really no one who can care about him?
"Afraid of what? I can't beat to death.
"It's not dead, but you will be drowned by the saliva of fans, I advise you to practice swimming in the car while there is still time, otherwise you will get off the car in a while, and no one will save you."
Hua Chenyu turned his head and dropped a sentence lightly.
Hearing this, Xu Yu was in a trance.
In a daze, the sky full of spit stars flew towards him, mercilessly drowning him.
The picture that flashed in his mind made Xu Yu shiver in horror.
He swallowed his spit and slowly stood up.
"Director Zhou, are there life jackets, swimming rings and the like in the car? Give me the whole one.
"Big brother, we're a bus, not a yacht, where the can I find you a life jacket and swimming ring?" Are you sick?
Director Zhou rolled his eyes angrily.
I have never heard such an unreasonable request.
Does he dare to be a little more outrageous?
Hearing this, Xu Yu looked at Director Zhou with a dissatisfied look and complained: "What a broken car, nothing." "
Director Zhou: ......
"I have a hammer here, do you believe Lao Tzu gave you a mallet?"
"Sit down! Day by day, it's just you!
Director Zhou unceremoniously took out a hammer from the toolbox.
He shook at Xu Yu with a smile.
The silvery-white hammer shone metallic in the light, and the cold glowed.
Seeing this, Xu Yu's smile froze.
He smiled awkwardly and sat down sensibly.
·“ Oops, what's there to say, it's all adults, so what's so cranky for? "