N-A-A Chapter 357
Chapter 357
"You, be honest, don't blame me for not reminding you, you can't exercise vigorously in the plateau area, be careful of lack of oxygen."
"Don't worry, honey, I don't have anything, just high oxygen content."
Xu Yu patted his chest and spoke with an excited face.
Yang Mi: ...
Is this a generation gap between people?
She didn't joke, she had no way to keep up with Xu Delirium's thinking.
This gap is really too disparity.
[The first time I've seen someone describe themselves like this]
[Is high oxygen content serious? Oxygen cylinder
] [Hahahahahaha, brothers and sisters, there is teacher Xu, you don't have to worry about lack of oxygen, just suck him uncomfortably, hahahahahaha
] [This is a bottle of oxygen with a taste
] [Hahahahaha, no, how can oxygen still have second-hand
] [Good, scalpers have new business
] [Hahahahahaha, scalpers: can't make enough, this money can't be earned] [
I decided, in the future, Teacher Xu will be called oxygen cylinder]
[Hahahahahaha, hey, oxygen cylinder? I'm carbon dioxide
] [Help, hahahahahaha]
"What is that, oxygen, come and let me take two breaths, I feel a little hypoxia in my head now."
Director Zhou on the side heard what Xu Yu said and waved at him.
Hearing this, Xu Yu turned his head with a confused expression.
"Dear Director Zhou, are you calling me?"
"I'm not calling you, who else can I call?" Hurry, I need oxygen now!
"Director Zhou, I think you misunderstood something, I'm just simply high in oxygen."
What the hell is oxygen?
He can't afford this nickname.
Hearing what Xu Yu said, Director Zhou rolled his eyes angrily.
"As far as I know, only oxygen cylinders with high oxygen content, since it is an oxygen cylinder, you should shoulder the responsibility that an oxygen cylinder should have, such as saving me."
Xu Delirium: ......
That being the case....
"Okay, Director Zhou, since you said so, then I won't shirk."
"Here, I'll give you artificial respiration."
Saying that, Xu Yu closed his eyes and slowly pouted.
[Hahahahaha
, artificial respiration by God] [Teacher Xu, you seem to have misunderstood something, Director Zhou just needs to inhale the oxygen on your body, and you don't need to do artificial respiration for him]
[No, it should be carbon dioxide that comes out of your mouth, right? Our Director Zhou is pitiful enough, you don't make any more mess for him
] [Hahahahaha, oxygen cylinder: It is impossible to snatch my oxygen, you still die this heart] [Hahahahaha,
Director Zhou, don't be stunned, hurry up
, the mouth of the oxygen cylinder is almost sour] [No, I have no way to look directly
at the oxygen cylinder] [I look at Mr. Xu's mouth now, how to see how it feels like the parts on the oxygen cylinder]
[Hahahahaha, are there any merchants selling oxygen cylinders in our live broadcast room? ] Hurry up and see your wild spokesperson, don't miss it, where to find such a suitable one? 【That
is, such an excellent spokesperson, a rare occasion in a century, you must seize the opportunity and give it to me! 】 】【
Don't hide from everyone, I work in the oxygen cylinder company, don't say, I will immediately write a plan and hand it over, if it goes well, Teacher Xu can become the spokesperson of our company, if
it is not smooth, then it will not be smooth] [Hahahahahaha, upstairs, what the hell is this sentence behind you] [Upstairs
: Don't say much, I'm on the swing]
"What I need is oxygen, not artificial respiration."
Director Zhou simply slapped Xu Yu's face aside.
Seriously, he doesn't have a special hobby in this area.
Hearing this, Xu Yu looked at Director Zhou with a sad expression.
"Director Zhou, is there any difference between the two?"
"All the oxygen inhaled is oxygen, and all the carbon dioxide that comes into my mouth by artificial respiration is carbon dioxide, do you say there is a difference?"
Zhou Daopi looked at Xu Yu with a smile.
That expression is like looking at a retardation.
Hearing this, Xu Yu nodded thoughtfully.
Director Zhou's words seem to make some sense?
Thinking of this, Xu Yu silently withdrew his mouth and licked his chapped lips.
"Okay, since Director Zhou said so, then I won't give you artificial respiration."
"I gave you a chance, ha, you can't take it yourself."
Director Zhou: ......
"Thank you for giving me the opportunity."
"You're welcome, that's all I should do."
Director Zhou: ?
No, this kid has a problem with his ears, right?
His obvious cynicism, can't he hear it?
[Hahahahaha
, Teacher Xu, Teacher Xu, you can really answer anything] [Teacher Xu: My principle as a person is to never let a word fall to the ground
] [I really admire Teacher Xu's kung fu in answering the phone, blocking people's roads in minutes
] [Hahahahaha, Director Zhou's current expression is really, so wonderful]
[I really admire Teacher Xu's mentality, no matter what others say, He can live in his own world
] [I also admire Teacher Xu, I am a very sensitive person, not to mention that others really have any opinions about me, even if others have no opinion on me, I see his eyes, I will mistakenly think that he has an opinion on
me] [Hahahahaha, upstairs I understand your feelings, many times I walk on the road, I will feel that the people next to me are looking at me inexplicably, that feeling is really, don't be too terrible] [
] So are those people looking at you? 【
What do you say?】 There are so many people coming and going on the road every day, where do so many people pay attention to me, I am not good enough
to that point] [I understand, the other party is likely to just glance at it in a hurry, but you just put that look in your heart]
[That's right, it's such a situation! 】
【Let's just say, although we can't care too much about other people's gazes, but we can't care too much about other people's gazes, such as Teacher Xu, Director Zhou's eyes that want to kill him are about to overflow the screen, and this product can't be seen]
[Hahahahaha, Teacher Xu: You think I don't understand? No, I just don't want to pay attention to him]
Director Zhou glanced at Xu Yu speechlessly, and finally said nothing more.
After 10 minutes, Peng Peng and the others who had cleaned up came out of the toilet.
"Long wait, we can go."
"How can you guys stay in the toilet for so long?" I thought you fell in and were just going to find a swimming ring to get in and save you.
Xu Yu looked at the few people in front of him angrily.
Hearing this, Peng Peng reached out and straightened his hair.
"What do you understand? As male celebrities, we also need to dress up, don't you think my hair looks very refreshing now?
"I really don't think, no, didn't you like bathing before?"
"yes, so I just washed my hair."