N-A-A Chapter 346
Chapter 346
Lu Zhe let out a long breath: "Something big is going to happen!"
"What do you mean?"
"This is oily fish!"
"Squid?" Jiang Yao picked it up and looked at it carefully: "Lu Zhe, you are wrong, this is obviously a parrot."
"Yaoyao, don't talk nonsense! I heard that squid can disguise, maybe pretend to be an ordinary fish, pull it and see if it is legs together and disguised as fins?! Saying
that, Ning Shu seriously pulled for a while, no: "Hey, Lu Zhe, this is not ah!"
Lu Zhe said with a solemn face: "Dear sisters, it's not the squid next to the fish word, but the oil in the three points of water!"
Shallow and softly said: "Do you have fake words?"
"What kind of fake words, it's not the same thing at all!"
The four girls looked at each other, not realizing how terrifying this was, while Shen Bing on the side turned pale, only his oily mouth appeared a little red.
"Sister Bing, what's wrong with you?"
"Sisters, don't ask, come with me to vomit!"
Saying that, he pulled up Ning Shuhe and ran to the canal, picking his throat and vomiting.
Tang Xiaoguo looked at the fish: "It's nothing to look at, is it highly toxic?"
"It's not!"
Lu Zhe said: "This fish has extremely high fat content and is extremely indigestible, and after eating it, the fat will flow out with the intestines, and it cannot be controlled at all."
Tang Xiaoguo was puzzled: "Can't control it? What does it mean?
Jiang Yao's brain made up for the appearance when the oil well erupted, and said in horror: "It's terrible!"
"Good thing you two didn't eat."
"Will I die if I take two bites?"
"Not really, it's better if you spit too."
"I take a bite, no wonder it's a little greasy."
"You go and spit too!"
One or four young five girls lay on their stomachs in the canal and began to vomit, the scene was extremely spectacular.
"Hey, why are you two here?"
"We ate too, I ate two."
"I'll take a bite!"
"One or two questions shouldn't be a problem."
"Who knows? Lu Zhe said it was best to spit out.
"That's embarrassing!"
"It feels like the five of us are pregnant together..."
"Girls, don't... Don't say it's useless, the most important thing now is to talk to my sister... Vomiting with my sister, vomiting
..." "Vomiting
..." "Wow..." "Woo-la-la
..." "Hey yo..."
Each girl vomited a different voice, which sounded colorful and very pleasant.
Lu Zhe couldn't spit it out when he saw them, and he wanted to make some poop?
But after thinking about it, I gave up.
Oil fish can't kill people if they eat it, but the side effects are obvious, and the risk factor is much lower than eating pufferfish.
Because eating this and using real poop is too cruel.
Besides, what about the little mouths that still have kisses, can you feed that casually?
So, it's like the first time I met Sister Bing to lie to her?
Well, this one can have!
Lu Zhe is looking for sea urchins nearby, but which is so easy to find!
So make one?
Well!
Lu Zhe made some sago flour, bananas and boiled egg yolks, stirred with some honey, and finally packed it in a plastic bag, made a small hole, and squeezed it out like a cake.
A super big lump?
At a glance, it really looks like fresh.
Not bad!
Take a broad leaf and carefully hold it over.
"Hey concubines, I've found a way for you!"
The five girls raised their heads and saw Lu Zhe walking over with an Ollie in his hand, and they were all fried.
"Aaaa
"Go away!"
"We'd rather spill oil than use such a thing!"
"It's disgusting!"
"Lu Zhe, did you pull it? How is it so big?
"I picked it up!"
"Can you bear to let us eat something so filthy and disgusting?"
"Yes!" Lu Zhe nodded: "It really can't!"
Then he dragged a sleeping brother next to him.
The Malay bear rubbed his eyes and yawned.
"So lazy, sleeping during the day and stealing food at night, can't you have a normal routine?"
The Malay bear "whimpered" and responded annoyingly.
"Here, I have something good for you!"
Lu Zhe put the broad-leaf poop in front of the Malay bear.
And at this time, several girls couldn't stand it.
"Lu Zhe, what are you doing!"
"Grab bamboo shoots, feed the bear poop, it doesn't eat that!"
"Don't eat the bear, don't eat the bear!"
"Don't make me look at this kind of thing!"
The Malay bear was first startled when he saw the "poop", and then sniffed curiously, his expression extremely puzzled.
It looked at Lu Zhe, then at the thing, then at Lu Zhe, and then at the thing, turning over and over four or five times.
Lu Zhe nodded towards it.
It let out a long sigh of relief, stuck out its long tongue, and carefully touched the thing.
Suddenly, the body was excited, and the expression changed significantly, seemingly from doubt to surprise.
Several girls shouted in horror.
Then something even more terrible happened!
It actually ate happily, and it was called a gobbling up!
The five girls BJJ were all dumbfounded, and in the next scene, they really vomited.
Lu Zhe patted the head of the Malay bear: "Although you can't hit monkeys, you are still quite useful at certain times." The
Malay bear was praised, opened its mouth, and gasped as if it were laughing.
A few minutes later, several girls rinsed their mouths, wiped their mouths, and walked back one by one.
"Lu Zhe, let this bear leave our camp, the farther you go, the better!"
"You are not allowed to touch it either!"
"We can't stand the creatures that eat poop live in our territory!"
"Why train it to do such a thing?"
"Did you all throw up?"
All five girls nodded?
"Actually, it's not poop at all!"
"Huh?"
"Fake?"
"Impossible!"
"The fake won't be so similar!"
"I mixed bananas, sago, egg yolks, honey and other things and squeezed them out in plastic bags."
"Really?"
"Really, I don't believe you heard about it?"
Lu Zhe tried to get some residue on the leaves, but was licked clean by the Malay bear.
I had to take out a plastic bag, scrape a little out of it and pass it over.
Jiang Yaoguoer shouted: "Take it quickly!"
Shallow covered his mouth without saying a word.
Still Sister Bing and Ning Shu looked at each other and leaned over to smell it.
Indeed, it is the taste of banana honey!
Ning Shu hugged his fist: "Lu Zhe, you can think of this idea, you are really a talent!" Admire, admire!
Shen Bing said: "It stands to reason that I have also participated in the relevant training of survival in the wild, and the instructors are all survival experts, but they all told us to build a camp by making fires and finding water, and no one taught us how to make fake excrement in the wild!"
"Now you know!" Lu Zhe touched the head of the Malay bear: "Making simulated excrement is also an indispensable means of survival, learn from me, and when you return to the motherland one day, you will find that those who once taught you survival skills are all scum in front of you!" "