Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

Chapter 308: Are you so depressed?

Amidst the discussions, Chao Xi's face turned red and his hair stood on end with anger.

He looked at Su Ming hatefully and wanted to say something but could only turn around and leave unwillingly.

Su Ming raised his head slightly, watching the man walk away, with an unclear smile in his eyes, "Alas... the world is going downhill, people's hearts are not as they used to be... I didn't want to say so much, but..."

Ying'er grabbed a small handkerchief to cover half of her face, so as not to be seen by others because of her bright smile, "Mr. Su, you are really too kind..."

Onlookers:...

The woman at the nearby fruit stand glanced at the two people in front of her who were pretending to be serious, rolled her eyes and flicked her handkerchief, "Alright, alright, everyone's gone."

Stop pretending. You come here every other day, and make others think that Liyue Harbor is full of scumbags.

The onlookers seemed to have rehearsed it once again. They picked up the melon seed shells and small stools, turned around and did their own things. It was obvious that they had become proficient at it.

Ying was stunned.

Paimon scratched his head in confusion, "This..."

Good guy, are you guys here to scold the scumbag? She is doubting that this tide will never come ashore again...

"You didn't suffer any loss, did you?" Su Ming glanced at Ying'er and tilted his head, "Don't tell me you fed the tiger with your own body..."

"Hmph..." Ying'er said coquettishly, smoothing down her wrinkled sleeves, and said, "Not everyone is lucky enough to marry me... You still think..."

At this point, Ying'er smiled slightly, "Do you still think that everyone is an ungrateful enemy like you?"

After saying that, Ying'er turned and left gracefully.

Su Ming rolled his eyes silently in his heart, sat next to Zhongli and picked up half a watermelon, "Hey... there are so many girls who have been deceived by Liyue sailors..."

Ying didn't know what to say for a moment and could only look at Su Ming blankly.

How many sea kings did Su Ming and Ying'er catch when he was a child to make the whole street habitually follow him in acting?

"So?" Paimeng was ignorant of the ways of the world. He looked at Su Ming innocently and tilted his head. "What are you going to do?"

Su Ming dug into the middle of the watermelon and said, "I am so kind-hearted, I must bring all those girls to Liyue..."

It’s just a boat ticket, and the thing that Qiuqiu Express has the most is boat tickets.

On the side, Zhongli was eating the watermelon heart last and sighed helplessly when he heard this.

I thought Su Ming wasn't going to use the crematorium to bury Aquaman this time, but who would have thought that Su Ming was planning to use a big one.

Zhongli turned his head to glance at Su Ming, his eyes flickering.

When his students were young, they colluded with Ying'er and went out to find random parents. Which of Xiangling's children was not carried in a backpack and treated as a little actor?

The two children kept calling for their dad and mom all the way, and were throwing tantrums and rolling around on their way to the crematorium.

Now... now that I've grown up, I can get along better.

Ying came back to her senses and asked doubtfully, "But if you do this... won't it be hard for you to get married and have children?"

Isn’t it the custom in Liyue to get married and start a family?

Hearing this, Su Ming said nonchalantly, "Who would dare to marry their daughter to me? If something bad happens on the wedding day, the couple will be buried with my parents, right?"

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Zhongli:……

Paimon:...

The three of them had the same indescribable expression on their faces, and they looked at Su Ming with strange eyes.

They are all people who know each other well. Is he too immersed in the role or is he really extremely filial?

After a while, Ying came back to her senses and smashed her half watermelon into pieces in a daze.

Zhongli looked at Su Ming with deep eyes, and said with a meaningful tone, "As your teacher, I now..."

I also feel that it's a bit dangerous, the kind that people will curse at me all the time.

"Sir, don't compare yourself to those two people who betrayed their sons." Su Ming quickly took out the heart of the watermelon and dug all the way to the outside. He lowered his voice and said, "Backstabbing each other is a fine tradition of us Fatui."

Zhongli:……

I'm talking to you about blood ties and family relationships, and you're talking to me about the workplace?

At the side, Paimeng threw away his watermelon rind, came over and considerately divided Su Ming's watermelon flesh, and asked blankly: "But why did Zhudianfang want to poach you?"

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming raised his head and looked at Paimon with puffy cheeks. "We Fatui have another tradition."

"Ah?" Paimon tilted his head, looking serious, "What?"

Su Ming smiled and said, "I'm going to catch the white floating spirit that talks too much and cut it into 180 pieces for the doctor!"

Paimon: ...!

"Don't scare Paimeng..." Ying pulled Paimeng over and looked at Su Ming curiously, saying, "I'm also curious about what happened between you and Zhudian Fang."

Didn’t Su Ming say that he had never been there when he was a child?

Su Ming remained silent and focused on eating.

Ying waited for a long time, and couldn't help but turn her gaze to Zhongli, "Mr. Zhongli, do you know?"

Want to eat melon.

Zhongli glanced at Su Ming and nodded, "Of course, the Zhudian Boat acts in secret, but it has been floating in the waters of Liyue Harbor for many years. Rumor has it..."

"What's the rumor?" Paimon poked his head out, looking curious.

What rumor could make Su Ming keep silent?

"It is rumored that Zhudianfang loves beauties the most and likes to poach people from Liyue Harbor." Zhongli sighed slightly and said, "When Su Ming was young, he was invited to sink eight small boats that carried people back and forth. When he boarded the Zhudianfang..."

There was a big hole in the Zhudian Boat and Su Ming happened to fall in.

If he hadn't been idle and gone fishing, the grass on Su Ming's grave would be three meters high by now.

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Ying glanced at Su Ming and sighed after a long while, "Why is Zhudian Fang... so depressed?"

Don’t you do a background check before poaching someone?

Or are you too confident that the Zhudian Fang ship won't break down?

Su Ming looked a little depressed as he slowly hollowed out half of the watermelon.

After a while, Su Ming sighed, patted his belly and said helplessly: "I thought I was going to go to the sea, but I didn't expect that I really went to the sea."

His cheap parents even goaded him into going into the sea as a prostitute, but they didn't expect that he would actually fall into the sea of ​​Liyue Harbor.

"Hey..." Su Ming leaned against the back of the chair, slid down, and put his head on the back of the chair, saying: "They don't even think about whether I am someone they can easily poach from them?"

"Why?" Piaofu Ling didn't know anything about the Zhudian Boat and going to the sea, so he asked blankly, "Why can't I dig it?"

Zhudian Fang looks very luxurious and grand. Although it is a bit mysterious, it should not be so luxurious that it cannot afford Su Ming, right?

On the side, Ying frowned.

The origin of the Zhudian Boat is a mystery, and there are many secrets on the boat. If Su Ming goes there...

Thinking of the handsome men and beautiful women on the Zhudian Boat, Ying suddenly realized.

Su Ming narrowed his eyes and looked at the clouds in the sky, chuckling, "Who is so desperate to turn over my sign? Are you afraid that you won't see the King of Hell sooner?"

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Paimeng sighed helplessly at Su Ming, then turned to look at Zhongli, "Zhongli is also very good-looking, has he been poached?"

Zhongli raised his eyebrows slightly, but felt a little confused.

Did Paimeng lose his mind, or did Su Ming's imagination influence Paimeng?

"No." Su Ming reached out and tapped Paimeng's head, saying, "Zhudianfang can't afford to support Mr. Zhongli."

If anyone dares to dig Zhongli up from the Zhudian Boat, Hu Tao will first go to the Zhudian Boat and pretend to be a ghost to scare them.

This guest official is already very good at slacking off, and now that he has a part-time job he's even less likely to be seen.

Besides...

Su Ming turned his head to look at Zhongli and raised his eyebrows.

Zhongli is an ancestor who needs to be worshipped. In the final analysis, he and the young master are now working for Zhongli.

I work hard every day to make money, but there is a hole in my wallet.