Disqualification between tweets

Chapter 103

The coolness on his head seemed to remind him of what happened just now.

Osamu Dazai stared blankly at Hong Jiujiu, who was a little smaller than him. Although the opponent was small in stature, he had an astonishing aura, and his hair was still clutched in his paws.

Raised his hair!

Raised! ! !

Osamu Dazai tidied up his hair at the speed of light, and under the cold eyes of Hong Jiujiu, he quickly braided a wig and put it on his head, which was not obvious from the appearance!

"Hahahahaha!" Bai Lan was happy, and his decision to make the red boss box weapon against all opinions was indeed correct!Look at how good his red Jiujiu is, the first one to beat the plastic sister Osamu Dazai, cool!

"Good job, I'll reward you with cotton candy~" Bai Lan smiled and stretched out her hand to Hong Jiujiu who was crouching on the ground, "Come back, my..."

Before the words "Red Jiujiu" could be uttered, Hong Jiujiu jumped up from the ground, and precisely grabbed his finger in mid-air!

"Pain Pain!"

Next, no matter how Bailan shook his hand, Hong Jiujiu stubbornly held his finger. It looked like a small one, but the strength of the small sharp beak was astonishing.Osamu Dazai, who was covering his wig, looked at Bai Lan's miserable situation, and smiled happily, but he didn't laugh for a long time, and his laughter was thought by Hong Jiujiu to be laughing at himself.

Dazai Osamu started running with his long legs, and Hong Jiujiu followed him closely like a small bomber, diving and attacking from time to time.Osamu Dazai called Boss Red several times but it didn't work. Now he is a fool if he doesn't know that Boss Red is not in the right state.

"Open the door! Let Boss Hong fight Kamui!" Osamu Dazai made a decisive decision, "Otherwise we will lose both of our hair...Bai Lanjiu, cheer up!"

Bai Lan, who was not very good at physical skills and was approached, had already rushed to the street. He always thought that the red chirp was his own box weapon. At first, he was completely defenseless, but now he was pushed to the ground and pulled his hair.Osamu Dazai was going to open the door where Tong Mo's screams sounded from time to time, but when he saw this scene, he quietly walked to the corner and stood aside.

Squeeze him bald!Squeeze more!

Bai Lan: "..."

Bai Lan chose to be self-reliant, he struggled to hold Hong Jiujiu in his palm, Hong Jiujiu struggled hard, the soft fluff rubbed against his palm, which made him feel a little warm in his heart, and the scenes that happened at Yan Moting played back in his mind , This is definitely a very important experience in his life.

Then in the next second, Bai Lan, who was full of tenderness, was bald with her bangs.

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!" Osamu Dazai laughed like a duck, the fake hair on his head was laughing up and down, his gloating feeling was beyond words.

He is so happy, Yan Moting is definitely a very important experience in his life, he is so happy every day.

Bai Lan managed to save himself in the end. He threw Hong Jiujiu into the room with all his strength. He breathed a sigh of relief, glued his bangs together at the speed of light, and looked at Osamu Dazai.

This is all right, in the future they don't have to tear each other's wigs, they can tear each other's wigs.

After looking at each other for a short while, the two put their ears on the door at the same time, trying to hear the voices inside. It would be great if they could hear the sound of both Shenwei and Tong Mo being beaten.

However, it was unexpectedly quiet inside. Except for the excitement at first, even Tong Mo's screams could not be heard now.

"Boss Hong must have something wrong." Bai Lan said, he was not talking to himself, but was communicating with Osamu Dazai, "I feel very emotional, and... specially plucked my hair."

"Hey!" It was too late to say it, and when Bai Lan mentioned the word "hair", Osamu Dazai stretched out his claws at the speed of light, trying to replicate the action of Hong Jiujiu pulling his hair off just now.However, after fighting with him for so long, Bai Lan was keenly aware of his plan, and quickly reached out to Osamu Dazai's hair with one hand.

In the end, both of them grabbed each other's wigs and smirked.

"You let go first."

"You loosen up first."

"Oh, if I loosen you will definitely tear off my fake bangs."

"Aren't you the same? After thinking about it, let go and rip off my hair."

The two of them stood in a stalemate by the door until the door slowly opened.One person and one chiu stopped their hands in an instant, looking at the humanoid Kamui and Tong Mo coming out of the door.

"Yo, there's a quarrel." Shenwei greeted them with a smile on his face, and then spread his hands, inside was Hong Jiujiu who was still angry, "The boss is here."

Although Hong Jiujiu was full of anger, it was incredible that he didn't have the hair of Shenwei!Other tweeters are expressing jealousy!

"Why doesn't Boss Hong pluck your hair?" Osamu Dazai looked suspicious.

Kamui paused suspiciously, but still smiled brightly.

"Of course it's because I have a good relationship with the boss."

fart! ! !

Other Jiujiu expressed dissatisfaction, Dazai Osamu said abruptly.

"Shenweijiu, your braid has fallen off."

As soon as Shenwei's face changed, he immediately went to touch his little braid, and almost pulled off the little braid that had been put back with great difficulty.He soon realized that he was being tempted by Osamu Dazai, he smiled coldly, and pointed out mercilessly.

"Tong Mo has also been bald. It's on the top of his head, the Mediterranean Sea. He just covered it with a Pilu hat."

Very good, now everyone is being squeezed equally, and each other's emotions are stable, so we can discuss what happened to Boss Red.

"I'll contact the technical department immediately." Bai Lan dialed the communication, "There is a high probability that something went wrong when making the box weapon, but he didn't report it to me, and let the real red boss get in. It seems that there is something wrong with my men. moths."

When the communication was connected, he smiled coldly.

"Spanna, it really is you. I treat you well, even the automatic mopping device is entrusted to you to develop, what else do you want?"

Spana on the other end: "..."

Tweeters; "..."

This is not called "not thin" at all, is it? !Bai Lan, do you have any points in your heart, is it a lifetime honor to develop an automatic mopping device?If they were the ones assigned the task, they would have to make Bai Lan into a mop!

"What? You have objections because of such a great honor?" Bai Lan looked incredulous, "I have already decided to award the annual scientific research 'Golden Mop Award' to you, and you are treating me like this!"

Spana: "Now there are two bad news, one big and one small, and I need to inform you, Lord Brand. The small bad news is that I quit."

Spana: "The big news is..."

Spana: "Be prepared, a big wave of red tweets is coming."

Everyone & Chirp: "???"

It was indeed a problem in the production process of the box weapon. After the plan was determined, Hong Yanmo took control of the entire technical department, and then Spana led the finishing work on the production of the box weapon.Spana stated that this is not an area he is very good at, and he may only be able to make a one-time box, but the one-time box is the most suitable for Hong Yanmo, and it will be destroyed after use, which will not leave any future troubles.

Because Hong Yanmo wanted to integrate himself into it, Spana asked him to empty his mind and not have any strong emotions, otherwise he would be easily dominated by such emotions when he turned into a weapon.At the same time, they are also preparing to make a batch of relatively basic boxes, the main raw material of which is the feathers of Hong Yanmo. This is also a preparation for Bailan to resist desperately if she still refuses to give up ruling the world.

When Hong Yanmo was emptying out, his eyes fell on a gleaming golden trophy.

"What is that chirp?"

The shape of this trophy is... supernatural, with a huge mop as the main body, and there is a bucket next to it. There is something vaguely pressed under the mop. Hong Yanmo has amazing eyesight, so he can easily see it——

Press down and chirp.

Bai Lan wants to rebel? ! !

Hong Yanmo's anger suddenly rose in his heart, and Spana quickly let him stabilize his emotions while cutting feathers from him.Hong Yanmo's eyelids twitched, looking at the nearly ten feathers that had been cut off, he suddenly felt.

"Is Hong going to be cut bald?"

"Ah, please don't think about it! Otherwise..."

late.

Hong Yanmo, who has been transformed into a box weapon for a short time, has completely taken on strong emotions (anger) and inexplicable worries (becoming bald). These traits will all be reflected in the box weapon, and it has become violent Chirp.

Those box weapons that were incidentally produced also failed to escape the catastrophe, and now they are just about to move in the box.

Spana and Qi Mujiu looked at each other silently, then put on their helmets.Next, Bai Lan called, and Spana informed with his last conscience, and then squatted in a corner with Qi Mujiu, watching the pile of weapons made of red boss feathers start to vibrate.

After today, how many more bald men will there be?

Spana let out a long sigh. At this moment, he found two chirps and opened the door of the technical department.

"Ah! Don't come in!"

Sanri Yuejiu & Zunjiu who pushed the door open: "???"

Mirufiore on this day was completely dark.Bai Lan huddled in a corner, watching a large group of red sparrows nibble on the hair like locusts crossing the border, no hairs grew anywhere they went, and sad voices were everywhere.

He felt that the scene in front of him was very absurd. It was supposed to be a grand drama like conquering the world. When Bai Lan in this parallel world came, it seemed to suddenly turn into a comedy, full of a nonsense and happy atmosphere that bored him.

It's time, he has a premonition, as long as the other party has the idea of ​​leaving the body, they can exchange it back.

He saw his body, which was being pressed to the ground by seven or eight red tweets, trying to pluck off more hair.He moved over lightly, and sure enough, as soon as he got close, he felt a slight pull.However, before he moved forward again, a red jiujiu had already spotted him, and Bai Lan held his breath, no matter what he wanted to do, the other party would not...

The red chirp flew over, looked at him left and right, stretched out its claws, and carefully pulled out one of the two short whiskers that were on the mosquito's head. flew away.

Bai Lan hums: "..."

Is it too much to not even let off the mosquitoes!

But it didn't affect him, he got close to his original body.

With a sound of "bang", the magic of becoming a mosquito was invalidated by the impact of the exchange. Bai Lan on the ground stroked her hair and stood up, with one side of her eyes, just in time to see the white fluffy Chirp beside her, and she frowned slightly.

"you……"

Before he could finish speaking, the white fluffy Jiujiu had already flapped his wings and flew out. In that direction, Hong Yanmo, who had returned to normal, was coming all the way to catch Hong Jiujiu.

"Boss Red! Boss Red!"

Seeing the white fluffy chirp flying towards him, with a piece of bald hair on his head, Hong Yan Mo felt very guilty.

"I'm sorry Chiu, it's all Hong's fault, I'll cook sesame paste for you later..."

Hong Yanmo suddenly stopped, and he slowly opened his rouge-colored red pupils, which reflected white chirping.

"...Who are you Chirp?"

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This parallel world is coming to an end soon, hey, the first one to leave is Bai Lanjiu.