Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

Chapter 528 Dirty Position

"Are you serious about that?"

Shit Wuchang nodded and said calmly: "As the saying goes, those involved are often confused, while those who are on the sidelines can see things more clearly. The old Taoist priest, as a bystander, is trying to enlighten me."

"According to the records on the Yunji Seven Lots, the upper corpse of a person controls wealth, fame and fortune, the middle corpse controls the appetite, and the lower corpse controls the sexual desire of men and women. My love for Yu Yu comes from an impulse deep in my heart. Maybe this is the calamity caused by my cultivation body. Think about it, if I really killed the three corpses, I would be the first person in hundreds of years. God will not tolerate me."

After listening to his explanation, I put down my teacup and said, "My little aunt is not a corpse-destroying worm. Fortunately, she is still unconscious. If she heard you say that she was transformed from a worm, she would definitely not let you go."

"When the crazy Taoist priest first met Xiaoxuan two years ago, he said that Xiaoxuan was a fox spirit in disguise. Some of his words can be believed, but some cannot be believed."

"Don't think about it in mysterious ways. She admires strong men, and you are a strong man. You have been in a closed place like a mental hospital for a long time, and you have never seen a woman like her. Things between men and women are so simple. It's just that you are in the right place at the right time and meet the right person."

Shit Wuchang laughed and said, "You are only in your early twenties, but you speak as if you know a lot."

"Don't tell me. I admit that I am a little behind you in martial arts, but I know more about love than you! You must know Yu Kelong, right? He is known as the love saint of Jiangxi, and he has to ask me for advice on this issue. It was my matchmaking that allowed him to be with Xianshui Sao."

"Yes, they didn't get a marriage certificate, so Sister Xianshui has no status! But she is living happily in Langzhong now. With Master Yu's physical strength, maybe she will have a child next year. By the way...can the young lady still give birth?"

"I take back what I said before."

"You have to work hard in that direction. You are over 40 years old and not young anymore. If you have a son, with your position in the Changchun Society, your son will definitely be the crown prince of the Changchun Society in the future! Second only to the emperor, above everyone else!"

"Hahaha! I've never thought about it in that direction!" Shit Wuchang threw his head back and laughed.

The next second, his laughter stopped abruptly because the sound of a wine bottle breaking was suddenly heard in the house.

"what happened?"

He said, "The old Taoist priest is enjoying his drink, let's not disturb him."

I nodded and sat with him at the millstone for more than an hour. We chatted with each other about a lot of trivial matters. As the time of midnight was getting closer, there was no movement in the west room where the crazy Taoist priest was.

I couldn't help it, so I walked over and carefully opened the door.

The room was dark and filled with the smell of alcohol.

I turned on the light and was shocked to see the crazy Taoist priest lying on the ground with his arms and legs spread out, motionless, as if he was drunk and asleep.

"Master, it's almost midnight. We have to hold a ceremony to burn paper figures later."

"Taoist priest?"

I shook him.

He still lay on the ground motionless.

Seeing that his face looked a little strange, I reached out and tried to smell his breath.

"Master! Master!"

"What's wrong?" asked Shit Wuchang with a frown.

I immediately said anxiously: "No...no breathing! No air!"

After saying that, I quickly took the crazy Taoist priest's pulse.

I can’t feel it.....there is no heartbeat at all!

The crazy Taoist priest has no body temperature and feels cold!

"Master! Wake up! Master!"

Shit Wuchang immediately sniffed the crazy Taoist's breath and frowned, saying, "The man is dead."

"How is this possible! How could he be dead? He was fine just a few hours ago!"

Shit Wuchang said with an unpleasant expression: "Could it be because of the wine? The medicinal wine is very nutritious and very toxic, and he drank too much."

I collapsed to the ground instantly.

This happened so suddenly! So suddenly that I don't know how to accept it!

After a brief brain blank, I immediately started first aid.

No matter how I press it, there is no response!

I was so scared that I was sweating all over and called him over and over again, because according to the agreement, I would take him to Dongshan Dragon Island after finishing the work here. How could this happen...

"wrong!"

I turned my head sharply and looked at Shit Wuchang standing beside me.

Shi Wu didn't seem to be in a hurry, he just frowned.

I looked at him, and he subconsciously avoided my gaze.

"No! Later you gave him those three bottles of wine!"

"Look into my eyes and tell me! This has nothing to do with you!"

Shit Wuchang stood there, head down, and said nothing.

"Speak the fuck up! Speak! Does this have anything to do with you?"

Shit Wuchang raised his head, looked at me and said, "That's what the association meant. I can't change it."

"You...how the hell could you do that!"

"Are you still a fucking human?!"

"He saved your woman's life! He did you a great favor! You said you would repay him! This is how you repay him!"

Shit Wuchang clenched his fists, his eyes faintly red, and looked at me and said, "This person is difficult to control and cannot be dealt with. He is not good for the entire martial arts world. The Changchun Association will not allow such a powerful person to exist in the world. This is Zhuge Qing's original words, and it is also the intention of the president. As the head of the Changchun Association's gatekeepers, I naturally have to support all decisions made by the association."

"You support your mother!"

"The guild told you to die! Go ahead! The guild told you to kill your woman, will you? The guild told you to eat shit, will you?!"

"Oh right! I forgot! You're a shit eater!"

"You grew up eating shit! You are a loyal dog raised by the Changchun Society! Because a dog will always eat shit! You will listen to whatever the society says!"

"Now that I know the secret, what do you think? Are you going to kill me too to silence me?"

"Boy, stop talking..."

"I'm going to say it! If you want to kill me, just kill me! I won't move! I can't beat you! I won't fucking fight back!"

"But I'm telling you! This isn't the way your little aunt likes you! If she wakes up and finds out you did this! Just imagine how she'll look at you!"

Shit Wuchang took a deep breath and said, "So I ask you not to tell Yuyu about this and keep it a secret for me. Changchun Association made this decision after careful consideration. I hope you can think about it seriously from my perspective. This old Taoist priest has great skills and profound abilities. If we let him go now, it will be difficult to find him. Once he joins the Old Martial Arts Association or the Puppet Association one day in the future, Changchun Association's position as the number one in the martial arts world will be lost. Putting aside personal reasons, what Zhuge Qing said is right. This kind of uncontrollable unstable factor should be dealt with as soon as possible to avoid affecting the future."

"Hahahaha! You're just fucking funny when you say that!"

"What do you mean by unstable factors? What do you mean by uncontrollable in the future? Can Xie Qirong, Zhuge Qing, control it? If he could, there wouldn't be the current Old Martial Arts Association!"

"Kid... You only know one side of the story. Do you really think that Zhuge Qing missed Xie Qirong? Do you really think I couldn't kill him? If I had used the Xiaobing Jie, no one would have been able to escape from the mental illness alive."

"The Old Martial Arts Association was secretly established by Zhuge Qing. Xie Qirong is still under our control, but this person is different!"

Shit Wuchang pointed at the crazy Taoist priest who was lying on the ground without breathing and whose body was already cold, and said excitedly: "This person does not belong to any party! From the perspective of interests, either win him over or destroy him, there are only two results! If you want to blame someone, blame him for not showing up in the world and being noticed by the Changchun Society."

"I don't want to kill you, and the president doesn't want to kill you either, so you must keep all the secrets and don't make it too difficult for me."

I looked at him and asked, "Did you have this plan all along? You were just waiting for the crazy Taoist priest to heal your woman first, and then you killed her. What a good plan... How did he die?"

"The wine was mixed with medicine, which was colorless and tasteless. He died without pain."

"Ah...."

"I don't know whether I should say you are loyal or despicable. Anyway, I'm telling you, it's impossible for me to keep a secret for you!"

"It's true that I, Xiang Yunfeng, am a low-level tomb robber, but I have known since the day I started traveling the world what it means to be grateful and what it means to be ruthless! As soon as my little girl wakes up, I will tell her what you did! Not only will I tell her, I will also tell everyone in the world that I don't want to be your shitty ambassador!"

After hearing this, Shit Wuchang looked at me with indifference and said, "Boy... don't do that... I'll say it one last time, help us keep the secret. This is something that only God and the earth know about. We can transfer you a hush money of five million."

After hearing this, I clenched my teeth and clenched my fists.