Rebirth: If the school beauty is not sweet, why should I lick her?

Chapter 234

"Wow, so beautiful."

"Hurry up, let's go swing."

"Hehe, look at that boy, he wants to look at you but doesn't dare to, so have fun."

...

Zhou Jiangnan's ears were filled with laughter.

He turned his head and looked around. The girls in the School of Media all knew how to dress up.

With lip gloss and peach blossom eyes, they were more charming than flowers.

In comparison, the five golden flowers in Class 1 were eclipsed.

Except for Cheng Luoyi who could still stand out, the other four girls were horrible.

All of them wore down jackets, and they didn't even dare to wear tight jeans. They were totally incomparable.

Look at the opposite side, they were all wearing skirts, stockings, big waves and long legs, and their waists and hips were eye-catching.

It can only be said that grades are worthless in front of sexiness.

The performance of a group of idiots in the School of Accounting proved everything.

In the past, everyone was eloquent and talked about everything, but now they all became restrained.

He walked with his buttocks tucked in, fearing that his recklessness would offend the beauty.

Especially Su Yunche, that dog, who looked calm and composed, and had the temperament of a scholarly family perfectly controlled, he was really good at pretending.

Zhou Jiangnan sighed helplessly.

They had just met, and had not yet entered the stage of getting to know each other. With this performance, how could he control this group of beautiful women?

"Well... ahem, um, classmate Zhang Wei, you take your class in first, I have something to tell the people in our class."

"Loy, you and Gao Ninglu should go in first, there are dessert tables, fruits and the like inside, eat whatever you want."

Zhou Jiangnan signaled Cheng Luoyi with his eyes to take the girls away.

Zhang Wei on the other side didn't understand, so she could only smile and take the students from the media department into the room first.

"Come here!"

After there was no more girl in the venue, Zhou Jiangnan walked to the corner with a dark face.

"What are you arguing about? You're all squinting, howling like ghosts and wolves. Why are you so shy just now?"

When the scene calmed down, he said angrily:

"Everyone, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but can you show some of the spirit of a top student from Linda University? What's a beauty? Aren't they just two legs and two eyes..."

"Class monitor, that's different. Their legs are white and long. I really want to..."

"Huang Xiaoqiang, shut up. If you keep talking nonsense, take a taxi and get back to school!"

Zhou Jiangnan angrily scolded the little follower, and then saw that others seemed to agree with his words, and he was even more angry at him for not fighting back.

"I'm not saying that except for Su Yunche, everyone here is a loser in handling relationships between men and women."

"Women are also human beings. Don't they have to eat, sleep and go to the toilet? What's so unattainable about them?"

"Good-looking? Good-looking can't be eaten. You must adjust your mentality and look at them at eye level, not up to them."

"You should get along with them in an equal and casual manner, instead of being a licking dog. If you stick out your tongue and lick someone before you get to know them well, everyone will be afraid."

"Some girls are not afraid, that's because they are used to being licked. If you don't have good tongue skills for such girls, they will not be attracted to you."

...

Zhou Jiangnan, like teaching a group of younger brothers, put his hands on his waist and imparted life experience.

A group of people who were holding their hair in their mouths were enlightened and wanted to take out their little notebooks to write it down.

Su Yunche wanted to lift his tail to the sky because of the praise, and kept winking and making gestures.

Colonel Guo in the crowd had originally scoffed at these theories, but after hearing what he said, he had to admit that Zhou Jiangnan was really good at picking up girls.

No wonder Xu Zhiyu couldn't compete with him, he was almost a master of gender relations.

Damn, what a beast.

The whole lecture lasted for a few minutes, and Zhou Jiangnan had only one core point:

Men have to pretend!

Inconspicuous, casual and casual.

Su Yunche, who had mastered the essence of this, took the lead after he gave the order.

Push open the door and enter the room.

Everyone sat down in a big circle, and the social activity officially began.

When meeting for the first time, you must first introduce yourself.

Your name, height and hobbies are required questions.

You can choose to answer the rest of your family background and specialties.

Everyone took turns to speak in the order of jumping one by one.

"Liu Xing, from Northeast China, his parents are teachers."

"Guo Tai, from Shandong Province, top scorer in science in the college entrance examination in Quancheng..."

...

"Qi Xue Ning, from Huijing, likes dancing, singing, baking, and traveling..."

"Zhang Wei, from Pengcheng, likes writing and painting, singing is her major, not a hobby."

...

The boys from the School of Design are looking at the girls from the media, and the media are also looking at and analyzing the boys who are speaking here.

Zhou Jiangnan has lived two lives, and he has long seen the code in his eyes and not the code in his heart, you can basically tell the personalities of these girls.

For example, Qi Xue Ning, she looks pretty, but she must be very good at tea art.

Girls who like to travel are not easy for most people to handle.

Among the more than 40 girls from the media, there are two who are particularly beautiful, tall and charming, and they are twins.

In terms of appearance alone, they are at the level of Fang Xin, and their voices are particularly coquettish.

Even though he has seen many beautiful women, he couldn't help but take a few more glances.

Seeing him look at them, the twin sisters had no expression on their faces.

When their eyes met, Zhou Jiangnan smiled and nodded.

The other party smiled politely.

"Chen Zijin, Chen Zipei, the names are good."

Zhou Jiangnan thought to himself, and when it was his turn to introduce himself, he was not vague:

"Zhou Jiangnan, from Sichuan Province."

Short and direct, the main point is to be low-key.

But he wants to be low-key, and some people will not let him go easily in order to raise their own value.

When it was Su Yunche's turn to introduce himself, this guy showed his signature spring breeze smile, with steady breath and clear pronunciation.

"I am Su Yunche, from Huijing, my parents are university teachers, my grandfather is a professor... I like to start a business to make money, and I have done some small things with Zhou Jiangnan..."

Seeing Zhou Jiangnan staring at him, he got excited and betrayed his teammates:

"To add, my good brother Zhou Jiangnan is not honest. He is actually the monitor of our class. He has been able to ride a panda since he was a child. He can ride a horse and drive like me. His nickname is Ji Bochang..."

When Cheng Luoyi heard him say this, he felt a thump in his heart and thought to himself, this is bad, isn't this deliberately attracting bees and butterflies for the monitor?

Originally, he and Zhou Jiangnan were the most eye-catching among the boys, especially Zhou Jiangnan who was tall and handsome. He was betrayed by Su Yunche, which was dangerous.

Invisible flirting is the most deadly.

Sure enough, as Su Yunche spoke, the eyes of the girls opposite changed.

Especially the twin sisters' eyes lit up, and they couldn't help but look at Zhou Jiangnan seriously.

Class monitor?

It means that he has strong personality charm.

Starting a business?

It means that he has strong business ability.

Riding a horse and driving a car?

It means that he has a good family and strong financial resources.

As for Ji Bochang...

What does it mean?

After thinking about it carefully, I suddenly couldn't help blushing.

Yes, it is also an advantage.

A man who plays with homophonic puns.