Rebirth: If the school beauty is not sweet, why should I lick her?

Chapter 441

"Wait a minute, Brother Nan, did you use the wrong words? You know Fang Xin very well at most, but you haven't touched the other three goddesses, so how can you describe her like that?"

"Stupid, what do you think is the difference between a rumored girlfriend and a girlfriend? I also heard Yun Shang say that she likes Zhou Jiangnan, this idiot, but I'm afraid they are not close, so he is not exaggerating with this word."

Su Yunche was indignant, but he still objectively criticized Li Zhiyuan.

Little Li was dumbfounded and dared not interrupt.

"No, no, I just know a little bit, a little bit about the cultivation of famous flowers and the art of flower arrangement, and I can barely do some work of talking about beauties over wine."

Zhou Jiangnan smiled subtly, pretended to be modest, and then began to talk.

"Li Zi, Da Hong, you three idiots, use your wisdom to think about it. Since Wang Yueran can be called the school belle of the Media College by Feng Jiahui, what difference can there be?"

"Ask yourself, what kind of place is the Media College? It is a place full of beautiful women, and the average beauty is several levels higher than that of Lin'an University. If you can laugh at the world there, won't you kill people in Lin'an University?"

"There was an accident at Lin'an University in our class. Four goddess school beauties appeared at once. Go and ask the previous few classes, when has there been such a grand occasion?"

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"I object, Brother Nan, what you said is not accurate. Compared with our next class Shen Xiaoyu, she is also a pure school beauty goddess."

"Shut up, we are talking about the comparison between the four school beauties of Lin University and the school beauties of the media. Don't drag Shen Xiaoyu into it. If you want to compare with the media, you can also bring out Xu Sisi?"

"No, idiot, what are you talking about? Who is Xu Sisi?"

"Don't care who she is. Do you still want to hear my comments?"

"OK OK, keep talking."

Su Yunche shut up consciously and signaled Zhou Jiangnan to continue pretending.

Force Wang to comment confidently and give his final judgment:

"Only in terms of appearance, Wang Yueran is slightly better, and the rest are Zhao Wanwan, Jiang Xinyue, Fang Xin, and Yun Shang."

"Only in terms of temperament, the five people have different temperaments and are comparable, but Wang Yueran is the most clever and changeable, and can satisfy any fantasy of a boy about a girlfriend."

"Only in terms of figure, Yun Shang is slightly better, and the other four are in the same level."

"Only in terms of talent, Fang Xin is a recognized talented woman, in a class of her own, and the remaining four have their own characteristics, in the same class."

"If we continue to judge, we have to start with family background. Fang Xin is in a class of her own, Jiang Xinyue and Zhao Wanwan are in the second class, Yun Shang's family is not bad, and Wang Yueran may be the most ordinary."

"But in terms of age, Wang Yueran is younger than the others. He and his four friends are about three years older than me, which is a disadvantage..."

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"I don't accept it! A woman who is three years older than me can hold a golden brick, and a woman who is thirty years older than me can give her a kingdom. This is a mature woman, the kind who knows how to change positions after patting her butt, I like it..."

This time it was Zheng Dahong who jumped out to interrupt, and Zhou Jiangnan directly scolded: "You also shut up, I haven't finished talking yet, are you rebelling?"

"Ahem, I'm excited, excited, sorry, brother Nan, please continue."

"Yun Che and Dahong have both interrupted, Li Zi, you are the only one left, if you interrupt I will fucking beat you to death!"

"Oh, how can that be, I don't want them to be so ignorant, godfather, please continue!"

Li Zhiyuan raised his hands calmly and quickly expressed his attitude.

Zhou Jiangnan was interrupted twice in a row and was already very unhappy. He sorted out his thoughts and continued speaking:

"From the perspective of appearance, figure, talent, family background, age and other aspects, any of the five of them is a man's dream. If I were to choose, I would not let any of them go, I would want all of them..."

"No, Yi..."

Li Zhiyuan finally couldn't help but interrupt. Zhou Jiangnan glared fiercely, and he quickly covered his mouth.

Su Yunche and Zheng Dahong had already stuffed their fists into their mouths, otherwise they would have jumped up to argue.

"Don't look at me like that. It's normal for men to like beauty. If I were to make the choice, I would let Fang Xin be my queen, Wang Yueran be my concubine, and Jiang Xinyue, Zhao Wanwan, and Yun Shang all be taken into the harem to be concubines..."

Before he finished speaking, Su Yunche jumped up first: "Damn, you are such a beast, I really can't help it!"

Zheng Dahong's face also turned red: "That's right, Brother Nan, you think too much, you can't take all the good things by yourself."

Li Zhiyuan cursed even more: "You dog thief is so whimsical, it's simply too much, will you give us a way out?"

Zhou Jiangnan's shameless words aroused the anger of the 502 dormitory. Su Yunche took the lead, and the three dogs united to rebel and suppress him.

"Fengxian, my son, why are you rebelling against me?"

"Old thief, you want to take all the beauties in the world, how can you tolerate it!""Everything in the world is up to me! Who dares not to follow me now? Do you think my sword is not sharp?"

"Your sword is sharp, but mine is not!"

Li Zhiyuan, the most robust of the three dogs, tried his best to suppress Zhou Jiangnan. Su Yunche and Zheng Dahong also tried their best to suppress him. For the first time, Zhou Jiangnan was tightly controlled.

"Damn it, it's useless for you to suppress me. If you have the ability, go after them!"

"Fuck, it's better if you don't say anything. The more you say, the angrier we get. If we had your handsome face, we would have been warming the bed with the school belle."

"No, Li Zi, I'm different from you. I'm still very handsome."

"How handsome are you? If you are handsome, why didn't you win a school belle? Don't flatter yourself."

"Fuck, you deny my appearance, which is an insult to my personality... Brother Nan, don't be surprised, I'll help you!"

Su Yunche is worthy of being a senior rebel, and he turned against them on the spot.

As one side gained strength while the other lost strength, Zhou Jiangnan overturned Li Zhiyuan and rode on him, causing Li Zhiyuan to burst into tears.

Zheng Dahong pretended to be dead.

The first civil strife in dormitory 502 was counterattacked by Zhou Jiangnan, further establishing his authority as the dormitory head.

Afterwards, Su Yunche pointed at the photo on the computer and shouted, "I don't care. I want this woman's contact number within three minutes!"

Zhou Jiangnan sneered and dialed Wang Yueran's number.

"Hey, little traitor, do you miss me? I just happened to miss you too, we are so in tune with each other."

"Ran Ran baby, let's not talk about this for now. I have a roommate who wants your phone number. What do you say?"

"Hahaha, it's your roommate. You can give it to him if you're not jealous."

"I'm not jealous! I'll give him the phone number."

Zhou Jiangnan handed the phone to Su Yunche and looked down at him: "If you want the phone number, ask for it yourself!"

Su Yunche knew that the voice on the other end was the real singer of "Bubble". For a moment, he felt like he was hit on the head with a club, and like he was poured with a basin of ice water in the middle of winter. He was completely confused.

"Hello? Is this Jiangnan's roommate? Hello, I'm Wang Yueran."

"Hello? Why aren't you talking? My number is 13..."

Before Wang Yueran finished speaking, Su Yunche had already hung up the phone. He looked at Zhou Jiangnan miserably and muttered to himself:

"I'm so stupid, really. You can analyze them as a whole, but you didn't realize why you know Wang Yueran so well..."

"I'm so stupid, really..."