Rebirth: If the school beauty is not sweet, why should I lick her?

Chapter 460

On the way home, Wu Xiaojun drove Zhou Jiangnan's Mercedes Benz off-road vehicle, Wu Luoluo sat in the passenger seat, and Zhou Jiangnan and Li Pengfei sat in the back seat.

The fat guy would occasionally sneak a glance at Zhou Jiangnan's face, looking as if he wanted to say something but hesitated.

"Look if you want to, just say what you want to say. Is there something on my face?"

"Well, let me remind you, it's not clean."

"Oh, so what, a real man is fearless."

"You are awesome, I really admire you, what woman in the world can't you handle?"

"I told you not to call me a jerk, call me a pretty boy!"

Zhou Jiangnan wiped his face calmly and said distressedly: "Good brother, you know me, I often suffer pain that I shouldn't suffer at this age because I am too handsome."

Li Pengfei showed disgust on his face and sneered: "Bah, I want to help you bear it, are you willing?"

"You want to seduce your sister-in-law?"

"Look, isn't it said that good brothers are like hands and feet, and wives are like clothes?"

"Have you seen people without hands and feet on the street, and have you seen people running naked without clothes?"

"I can't argue with you..."

Fatty Li was furious, and heard Wu Luoluo in the front row giggling.

"Brother Fat Fei, I sympathize with you. Have you always lived under the shadow of Brother Jiangnan?"

"Yes, this guy used to blush when he saw a girl. I was worried that he would die suddenly when I said a word to him. I don't know how he got smart in the second semester of senior year. You don't know his embarrassing things in the past..."

"Hmm..."

Zhou Jiangnan reminded him, but Li Pengfei turned a deaf ear to him.

"Jiangnan was very shy in front of girls when he was a child. When he was in the second grade of elementary school, the school organized a performance. Our class was a dance with boys and girls. There was a move to hold hands and turn around. He didn't hold the little girl's hand, nor did he let the other party hold her hand. The little girl was very angry and finally pulled his sleeve to complete the performance..."

"Hahaha, Brother Jiangnan is so cute."

"???"

Li Pengfei was speechless. How could this be cute? This is fucking misogyny.

"You see, he is such a shy guy. When he met a girl in high school, he actually learned to fold paper cranes and wrote love letters in them. He didn't dare to send them to her, and asked me to help him send them. As a result, I was looked down upon every time..."

"Enough, Fatty, shut up!"

"Hey, you see, he got mad when I said that to him. How could such a pure boy become so coquettish and slutty?"

"Damn, you just want to be beaten up today, daddy will satisfy you..."

Zhou Jiangnan choked and fought with Li Pengfei in the back seat.

Wu Xiaojun was full of black lines, watching through the rearview mirror this billionaire boss and his childhood friend fighting each other, occasionally playing tricks like monkeys picking peaches.

Speechless, he even couldn't help but want to teach some techniques of choking and poking eyes.

The influence of the environment is really terrible. How could he, a professional retired special forces soldier, think of these despicable means at the first time?

Following a funny boss is so painful.

It seems that we must find time to teach Zhou Jiangnan some basic fighting skills, otherwise, the anal grabbing and throat locking are too eye-catching.

Only Wu Luoluo clapped and cheered in front, fearing that the car was not chaotic enough.

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Grandpa Gou from the cement factory has seen the two little brats grow up, so when he saw Zhou Jiangnan and Li Pengfei getting off the car with messy hair, he knew that they must have fought again.

"Grandpa Gou, want one?"

Zhou Jiangnan handed over a cigarette, and threw one to Li Pengfei and Wu Xiaojun.

Wu Luoluo went upstairs without saying a word, and soon Luo Xiaoying came down with a spatula.

"Zhou Jiangnan! Are you a bit more of a second-rate? You look so arrogant with a cigarette in your mouth, don't you? You don't learn good things, but learn bad things. I will punish you..."

Wu Xiaojun was quick-witted and stepped on the cigarette, and Luo Xiaoying didn't notice it at all.

She roared angrily: "And little fat kid, you are also a second-rate person. Did you lead Jiangnan astray? You two look at Xiaojun, his living habits are so good..."

"No, Aunt Luo, you are wronging me, it's Jiangnan... woo..."

Zhou Jiangnan threw the cigarette away, quickly covered Li Pangzi's mouth, and echoed his mother's words: "It's Fatty Li's fault, he taught me to smoke."

"No, you... woo... woo Xiaojun is also... woo..."

Li Pengfei struggled desperately, and Wu Xiaojun also lent a hand when he saw this, and the fat man's voice was completely suppressed.

Sometimes life is like this, suddenly it is inexplicably left and right.

Hearing Luo Xiaoying say that she would tell Li Jianguo and his wife, Li Pengfei, a fat man of 150 kilograms, was aggrieved like a child.

The sturdy mother raised the spatula to scare, and then went upstairs.

Zhou Jiangnan and Wu Xiaojun saw Wu Luoluo lying on the railing upstairs and laughing, and looked at each other and sighed in frustration.

Li Pengfei finally broke free and cursed and wanted to break off his relationship with Zhou Jiangnan.

"Alas, I was going to Hai Tian Sheng Yan in the spring, but it seems that some people don't have this opportunity..."

"Brother, you are my brother, please forgive me for speaking too loudly just now. Tomorrow I will steal my old man's treasured cigars, and you will give me a chance to study and make progress?"

"Haha, who will give out the cigarettes in the future?"

"I will, I will!"

"Where's the fire, who will light it?"

"I will light it!"

"Who will take the blame?"

"I will!"

Li Pengfei gritted his teeth and said decisively: "It's still like when we were kids, you did all the good things, and I did all the bad things, and I will never be lazy when I do things with a trash brother!"

"Very good, being brothers is in our hearts!"

Zhou Jiangnan patted Li Pengfei's shoulder with satisfaction, and was about to go upstairs first.

Li Pengfei made a sliding tackle and sneaked, and the two fought again.

"Godmother, come and see, Brother Jiangnan and Brother Pangfei are fighting again."

Luo Xiaoying held up a spatula and looked over, and said calmly: "It's okay, you'll get used to it, call your brother up, wait for them to fight, and they will come back when they're done."

Wu Luoluo waved to Wu Xiaojun, who shook his head and went upstairs with his hands behind his back.

Only Uncle Gou moved a small stool and sat on the side, smoking and watching the show with a smile.

"Xiao Jiangnan, go around and lock his throat!"

"Xiao Pengfei, have you forgotten the monkey stealing peaches?"

...

Wu Xiaojun stumbled and almost fell down while walking in the stairwell. It turned out that the boss's dirty tricks were all learned from this old Bidden with yellow teeth.

Damn, this old Yinbi is really a dog.

No wonder he's called Uncle Dog.

Zhou Jiangnan and Li Pengfei were fighting hard, and Li Jianguo and his wife drove back.

As a result, the couple glanced at each other calmly, and went upstairs hand in hand without saying anything.

The conversation between the couple was heard in the stairwell.

"Which room is this kid from? It's so embarrassing."

"That's right, it must not be ours. How could I give birth to such a second-rate child."

"Why don't we just have another one?"

"..."