Rebirth: If the school beauty is not sweet, why should I lick her?

Chapter 478

Zhou Jiangnan climbed out of the hot spring pool, wrapped himself in a bath towel and ran to the next door. When he passed by, he just saw a white figure running away in the distance.

Li Pengfei was covering his face, looking confused and aggrieved. Seeing him come in, he couldn't help but grin in embarrassment.

"What's wrong, Fatty? Did you force yourself on me?"

"No, how could I do that? Brother, you have underestimated me for so many years. Even if I die, die outside, go out to eat fast food, I will not do that to a girl I just met here, not to mention that she is the niece of County Magistrate Zheng..."

It seems that being misunderstood by Zhou Jiangnan made him very uncomfortable. Li Pengfei said a lot of nonsense, and to sum it up: I am not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!

Zhou Jiangnan became even more curious. He looked around but didn't see any messy scene, so he asked again:

"Why did you get slapped?"

"I don't know either. Maybe she's sick."

"Do you really not know or are you pretending not to know?"

"No, what's with your eyes? Am I that kind of person?"

Li Pengfei and Zhou Jiangnan looked at each other for a few seconds and said in a frustrated tone: "Well, actually I was teaching her how to swim, and she misunderstood that I wanted to take advantage of her."

Zhou Jiangnan was happy. He was teaching Lin Yu to swim next door, and this guy was teaching Zheng Jingwen to swim here. They were really good brothers with the same interests.

"Hey, smile a few times. I really didn't do anything wrong."

Zhou Jiangnan didn't believe it.

Li Pengfei was so anxious that he slapped a splash of water directly, and Zhou Jiangnan dodged flexibly.

"Okay, tell me the whole story, so I can find a way to persuade Fang Xin and others. Otherwise, it will be troublesome if things get out of hand. You will definitely be hung up and beaten by Uncle Li when you go home!"

Li Pengfei shuddered. The blacksmith Li at home was capable of such a thing.

"Well, actually, it's like this..."

It took a minute or two for Li Pengfei to tell the whole story. Basically, he heard Zhou Jiangnan teaching Lin Yu to swim next door, and seeing that Zheng Jingwen couldn't swim, he thought of learning and applying it to improve their relationship.

This idea was not wrong, and Zheng Jingwen agreed very readily. At the beginning, they taught well, but an accident made things take a strange direction.

Zheng Jingwen was trying to swim a few meters by herself, and Li Pengfei also put his hand under her abdomen, ready to support her in time if there was any danger.

This action did not involve physical contact at the beginning, but who knew that Zheng Jingwen suddenly ran out of strength while swimming, and then fell into the water.

Li Pengfei was eager to save her, so he immediately lifted her up. After she stood firmly on her feet, Zheng Jingwen not only did not thank him, but slapped him in the face.

"This is what happened. I am more wronged than Dou E. How can these women beat people without knowing the truth?"

The fat man kept talking about his grievances.

Zhou Jiangnan naturally would not believe it completely. According to his understanding, Li Pengfei was the type who would make a fuss without reason and make a fuss when he was right.

If he was really wronged like this without any fault, this dog-day idiot would shout his throat out.

"Tell me the truth, where did you put your hand when you were helping someone?"

"My lower abdomen, I really didn't lie to you."

"You said Erhuo."

"Erhuo!"

The fat man swore solemnly.

Zhou Jiangnan nodded and asked again: "What about your fingers? What was the formation of your fingers at that time?"

"Huh?"

Li Pengfei looked at him in shock with dilated pupils, as if he had seen a ghost in broad daylight.

"Wow, you can guess this? You are too good."

"Haha, swimming is normal, some friction accidents are normal, but you are better than me to make people run wild."

"Well, at that time, my middle finger and ring finger happened to be bent upward habitually. I was eager to save people and didn't think so much. I can only say that the angle was too coincidental..."

"Didn't miss the target?"

"No, ten rings."

"Fuck, you deserve it, you must be misunderstood... By the way, did you think of retracting your fingers immediately after contact?"

"Yeah, you are really fucking amazing, you guessed it, if you weren't next door, I would suspect you were peeking at me."

"This is the root of the problem, I guess your action of clenching your fingers into a fist completely angered her, right?"

"Oh, isn't it, I am such an idiot."

Li Pengfei finally stopped struggling, sighed as if resigned to his fate, leaned against the edge of the pool with his eyes blank, and sighed.

Zhou Jiangnan shook his head and sighed: "With your movements, normal people would think you were dunking. Forget it, there's no hope, go home and wait for death!"

"It shouldn't be like this, why? Why is it okay for you to teach swimming? I also teachSwimming..."

Li Pengfei was still wailing, really not knowing what to do next?

Go and apologize, it will only make things worse.

If I don't apologize, I'm afraid that this is the end of our relationship and we will become strangers.

It's okay to be strangers, but the key is that Lao Deng at home is always paying attention to the progress of the relationship. If he knew that things were like this, he would probably really hang him up and beat him.

Zhou Jiangnan turned around and was about to leave. Fatty cried and screamed: "Jiangnan, you can't just leave like this. I said that being a brother is in the heart, you have to help me."

"I want to help you... Let me think about it first."

Zhou Jiangnan simply jumped into the pool and thought hard.

The fat man handed over some nuts from time to time, looking forward to this smartest good brother.

After a while, Zhou Jiangnan opened his eyes and said suddenly: "I got it. For now, I have three strategies: the best, the middle and the worst. Which one do you want?"

"What about the worst strategy? ”

“The worst option is to kneel down in front of Zheng Jingwen and beg her for forgiveness. If she doesn’t forgive you, you should keep kneeling down and pester her. This is the way of a strong woman who is afraid of a pestering man.”

“Will this method work?”

“It should work for other women, but I can’t guarantee it for Zheng Jingwen. The Queen of the Sea has many ways to change. Although this method is likely to work for you, you will lose your status in the future and will definitely become a bootlicker.”

“Then let’s talk about the middle option.”

“The middle option is to ask Fang Xin and others to lobby and persuade, and use a middleman to mediate the relationship. For Fang Xin’s sake, Zheng Jingwen will definitely treat it as nothing happened, but the hidden danger of doing so is that you will leave a stereotype of a lecher in her heart, which is not conducive to future development...”

“What the hell, just tell me the best option!”

“Okay, considering that you are eager to learn, I will teach you my unique skills. The core is four words: cure all diseases! "

"What what what?"

Li Pengfei's eyes widened, suspecting that he had heard wrongly.

Zhou Jiangnan glanced at him sideways and said lightly: "Have you forgotten what I praised you last time? Things that can be solved with money are not a problem."

"Damn, she is the niece of County Magistrate Zheng, how could she be short of money?"

"Hehe, don't you do background checks before chasing women? I have already checked. County Magistrate Zheng used to be Fang Xuchu's subordinate. How could he have the opportunity to make money?

After Fang Xuchu was promoted, he set up his own business for only one or two years. Even if he wanted to make money, his family couldn't even eat enough. Why should it be his niece's turn?

Zheng Jingwen's family belongs to the well-off level. It is true that they are richer than ordinary people, but it is impossible to say that they spend money without blinking an eye. You spend tens of thousands to buy a brand-name bag, and it will definitely work. "

"I... Shit, is this the best strategy you said? I thought you must have a profound theory when you talk about it, but it turns out to be like this? ”

“That’s it.”