Chapter 128 Banner: Tony’S Pants Are So Tight, Is It Because He Is Too Small?
Chapter 128 Banner: Tony’S Pants Are So Tight, Is It Because He Is Too Small?
[ Banner activates the aircraft. 】
【He is actually the strongest Avenger!】
[Thor was stunned on the spot. 】
[He doubted Tony's vision and there was a big problem. 】
Asgard.
Thor's eyelids twitched.
"Tony is a bastard."
"He actually thinks Hulk is the strongest Avenger?"
"Is he blind?"
In terms of blood.
Thor is a god with extremely noble blood.
In terms of status, he is the prince of Asgard.
In terms of strength, if you use all your strength, you can crush Hulk.
So powerful, but Tony doesn't admit that he is the strongest?
Stark Industries.
Tony watched the video thoughtfully.
"It seems that the future me has really restrained myself."
"Otherwise, I will definitely assume that I am the strongest Avenger."
"How can Hulk be called the strongest?"
Little Pepper:………………
This is true.
With Tony's flamboyant character.
I definitely think that I am the strongest.
What's more, he has a fighting chance against Hulk in the future.
In theory, very powerful.
Hulk is no match at all.
However, Little Pepper also discovered it.
Tony versus Hulk.
There is a kind of doting preference.
This is something that other Avengers cannot enjoy.
Probably, it's the mutual sympathy among science geeks.
At the moment, Tony looked a little confused.
"But, why hasn't Thor's changed face been shown yet?"
[The Grandmaster issued a wanted order. 】
[Hulk is his most powerful warrior. 】
[The result is now missing. 】
【The Grandmaster will definitely not let it go!】
[The entire planet, Hulk and Thor are wanted for the game. 】
[Thor finds Tony's clothes on the plane. 】
[Let Banner wear it. 】
[Then he takes Banner and leaves. 】
[The two of them sit on the steps. 】
[Thor: The sun has set, the sun has set
【Banner: Can you shut up?】
[Thor: I just want you to calm down. 】
Today’s Banner is like a powder keg.
Once the breaking point is exceeded.
Will transform into Hulk again.
Then it will get out of control again.
Therefore, Banner must be calmed down.
[Banner: How do you ask me to calm down? I'm on another planet!]
[Thor: It's just a planet. 】
[ Banner: Oh my god, my nervous system is operating at a speed that exceeds the limit of brain analysis. 】
[Banner feels very scared. 】
[He feels that Hulk took too long to transform this time. 】
[If I transform again next time. 】
[Maybe it will never change again. 】
[Thor: Calm down, I will take you home. 】
[ Banner: Thank you so much. 】
[Thor: Not going back to your home, but going back to mine. 】
【Banner:???】
[Good guy, what the hell is this human talk?]
[Thor: My people's lives hang on a thread, and you have to work with me to deal with my sister. 】
[ Banner: I don’t want to deal with your sister, that’s your family matter. 】
[Thor: But I gathered a team, Hulk is fire, the fire that starts a prairie fire...]
[ Banner: Wait, you're just using me to get close to Hulk? That's disgusting. You don't deserve to be my friend. 】
[Thor: What? No, I hate Hulk. He just smashes and smashes and smashes. I like you more. 】
[This is not what Thor said before. 】
[In front of Hulk, he said he liked Hulk more. 】
【In front of Banner, say that I like Banner more. 】
[Completely two-faced, a wallflower. 】
[Thor: Definitely, IMHO, if you are fighting evil, you need Hulk even more. 】
【Banner: But Banner is just as powerful!】
【Thor: Is it.........?】
[Banner: How many doctorates has Hulk received? None, but I have seven!]
[Obviously, these words confirm what Thor said before. 】
[Banner really mentions knowledge all the time. 】
Asgard.
Thor facepalmed.
He finally knew how to change his appearance.
In front of Hulk and Banner.
Same rhetoric.
But the names have changed slightly.
Typical of talking to people when meeting them.
Damn it.
Total duplicity.
Definitely, what makes Thor collapse the most is...
He was in the group just now.
I said you don’t need Banner at all!
As a result, now, slap in the face
Thor looked awkwardly for a crack in the ground.
Loki patted him on the shoulder.
"Brother, if you need anything"
“I can make you a floor seam.
"You'll love it."
VR:......
Corvo Labs.
Banner looked gloomy.
He really wants to transform into Hulk now.
Then he tossed Thor back and forth.
"Look at her ugly and vulgar face!"
"He should be given a good beating."
"This traitor!"
This kind of useless behavior.
Very suitable for beating to death, shooting, and sentencing to death.
Banner wished he could do it himself.
Chat group.
【Banner: Thor, you are really tough!】
[Thor: This, that, hahaha. 】
[Nick Fury: It can be seen that Mr. Thor is embarrassed now. 】
[ Tony: What a pity. It would definitely be interesting if Hulk’s consciousness could also join the chat group. 】
Everyone chatting.
It made Thor blush.
I simply don’t have the nerve to look at it anymore.
Just then, the video changes.
[Famous Scene 9: Pants are too tight]
As soon as this title appeared.
The moment makes people think wildly.
When do you notice your pants are tight?
When you take off the other person's pants.
FFFLX......
The next scene.
It's hard not to be excited.
Asgard.
Thor's face immediately turned red.
Somewhat embarrassed.
"I, what is this going to do?"
"Hahaha, I feel so embarrassed.
"I hope the video will definitely hit that horse."
Thor was very embarrassed.
Loki said quietly:
"Maybe it's you and Hulk competing."
"Let's see who is stronger."
"But you will definitely lose miserably."
*:......
Don't be cold.
Captain America had a weird smile on his face.
Why do I feel my pants are tight?
He also has a lot of experience.
Everyone thinks that Captain America is a baby.
But actually, as early as 1943.
On the way to the march.
Captain America ended his career as a boy.
During the process, he noticed that the other party's pants were very tight.
Therefore, Captain America at this moment subconsciously thinks...
Thor wants to do that, too.
"Is this kind of video suitable for showing in a famous scene?"
A strange smile appeared on Captain America's lips.
Stark Industries.
Tony looked even weirder.
Smile on face.
Extremely obscene.
Pepper stood aside.
Raise your eyebrows slightly.
"Did you think of your previous experiences?"
Tony shuddered.
"No, no, I haven't experienced anything."
"Are your pants tight?"
"I don't understand it at all."
Chili Pepper is really awesome.
don't know?
"If you say Captain America doesn't understand, I can still believe it.
"But if you say you don't understand."
"I wouldn't believe it even if you beat me to death!"
Tony:…………
All right.
He has been a playboy for so many years.
Actually something like this.
Experienced a lot.
So later on, he will be selective.
Choose more dresses.
At this moment, he was being stared at by Little Pepper.
Tony felt sick to his stomach.
He quickly said:
“Let’s continue watching the video.
"Look at our God of Thunder."
"Who exactly are you entangled with?"
"I hope the other party is a good-looking girl..."
[On the steps. 】
[Thor persuaded him for a long time. 】
[I found that Banner was indifferent. 】
[Thor: Let's get out of here first, it's too dangerous here. 】
[Then he stood up and found a piece of cloth to put on his body. 】
【Banner:What are you doing?】
[Thor: Disguise, after all, I am a fugitive. 】
[ Banner: Then I’ll pretend too. 】
[He took out a pair of glasses from his pocket. 】
[ Banner: I'm pretending to be Tony Stark. 】
[I have to say, he put on glasses and Tony's suit. 】
[They really have some similar meanings. 】
[Thor: You are the best disguise. 】
[ Banner ignored it. 】
[He bowed slightly and adjusted his pants. 】
[Thor: What are you doing? What kind of action is this? It's so inappropriate. 】
[ Banner: Sorry, Tony's pants are too tight. 】
[This outfit was taken from the plane. 】
[It's all Tony's suits. 】
[Wearing it on Banner at the moment. 】
[The pants are really tight. 】
Stark Industries.
Tony's expression.
It solidified immediately!
The same pants fit him well.
But on Banner.
The pants are so tight in the crotch...
What does this mean?
It shows that the File sizes of the two are different.
size.
Tony might be worse.
Tony's mentality collapsed on the spot!
Men are very sensitive in this regard!
Tony felt an inexplicable feeling of inferiority.
The most important thing is that it would be okay if only I saw this scene.
B.......
Everyone in the Avengers Alliance has seen it!
How the hell do you have the face to meet people like this?
As expected, everyone laughed at him.
Late but arrived!
[ Banner: Tony, don’t feel inferior. In fact, it’s not that your pants are tight, it’s that my body is too big. 】
[Captain America: I think we should ask the female reporter, she knows Tony’s situation best. 】
[Sister Widow: This is really interesting. Who would have thought that a billionaire would look like this under his clothes!]
[Hawkeye: I'm sorry, but at least you are older than Ant-Man. 】
[Ant-Man: But I can use the battle suit to make myself bigger. 】
[Thor: Tony doesn’t need to feel inferior!]
【Tony: Stop talking, please stop talking!】
Tony just wants to crawl into the cracks of the earth.
A man's face.
Being completely trampled underfoot.
Pepper looked at Tony who was ashamed.
Couldn't help but laugh.
"There are times when you are so embarrassed."
Tony
In fact, he just likes some slim-fitting clothes.
Therefore, it will be tighter when worn on the body.
For slightly larger people.
This kind of clothes is really not suitable to wear.
At this moment, the video changed.
[Famous Scene 10: The Avengers Alliance is established!]
this title.
Instantly sparked a lively discussion.
[Tony: Avengers? Is this modeled after Avengers?]
[Captain America: No need to think about it, it must have been organized by Thor. 】
[ Banner: What a weird name, I will definitely not join it. 】
[valkyrie: Who is this genius who came up with this strange name? 】
This paragraph is in original English.
Avengers use avenger.
The revenger uses revenger.
The words avenge and revenge both mean revenge and revenge.
But the word avenge is usually used to express righteous behavior.
Use this word when justice is done.
The word "revenge" is more personal.
It refers more to avenging personal hatred, and is best translated as a derogatory word like revenge.
I have an inexplicable feeling that English knowledge is invading my brain!
The video begins.
[The valkyrie found Thor and Banner. 】
[She thought it over carefully. 】
[Decided to help Thor fight. 】
[valkyrie: I want to use a knife to pierce Hela's heart with my own hands!]
【Thor:Great!】
【valkyrie: I decided to join your team, do you have a team name?】
[Thor made up one on the spot: The team name is...Avengers. 】
[ Banner echoes with a confused expression. 】
[Valkyrie looks disgusted: Avengers Alliance?]
【Thor: Yes, I want revenge, and you also want revenge...】
[ Valkyrie nodded speechlessly. 】
[Thor looks at Banner: What about you? Do you have anything to take revenge on? 】
【Banner was like a confused baby throughout the whole process. 】
[ Banner: I haven’t... thought about it yet. 】
For Thor.
Come up with a name for the Avengers.
In fact, it is not against the law.
He wanted to protect Asgard.
He even wanted to kill Hela, which was a personal vendetta.
That's why it's called Avengers.
Nothing wrong with it.
Thor breathed a sigh of relief.
"."Fortunately, no one was embarrassed in this scene.
Loki also nodded happily.
"Yeah, it's really great."
Stark Industries.
Tony shook his head.
"No intention (Wang Li Zhao) thinking."
“A video that doesn’t make people die is not a good video.
"If I had a remote control, I would have changed the channel long ago."
Pepper glanced at him.
I thought it would be nice to see some.
"Who do you want to die?"
"Isn't it enough that the pants were too tight just now?"
"What else do you want to see?"
Tony:………………
Well, actually there is no need to let people die.
[The Avengers Alliance is officially established. 】
[ valkyrie: I also brought a greeting gift. 】
[After saying that, lead the way to the front. 】
[A door opens slowly. 】
[ Loki was tied up and locked inside. 】
【Loki: Are you surprised? Are you surprised?】
[ Thor picks up something casually. 】
[Hit Loki on the head. 】
[He just wants to confirm whether this is true or false. 】
[Things hit Loki. 】
[Confirmed to be true. 】
[ Banner walks in shortly after. 】
[He still feels uncomfortable. 】
[I have been adjusting my pants. 】
【Loki: Stark's pants are tight, right?】
[Banner nodded...]
Stark Industries.
Tony's eyelids twitched.
Good guy, it’s not like no one is dead...
But it’s not my turn!
The most important thing is…………
The one who died was actually himself!
Tony slowly turned his head.
As expected, Little Pepper looked at him with a teasing expression.
"The social death scene you wanted to see has appeared."
Tony scratched his head awkwardly.
"Actually, those clothes are really small.
“It doesn’t fit my body type well.”
"Really, you must believe me."
"If you don't believe it, I can prove it to you."
Pepper's face turned red.
"I believe you, but what's the use?"
"They don't believe you either."
"Can you still prove it to them?"
FEB:......
At this moment, the video changes
[Famous Scene 11: Banner descends like a god, Hulk turns the tide!].
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