N-A-A Chapter 137
Chapter 137
The internal inventory of S.H.I.E.L.D. is in full swing, each agent racks his brains to fill out the self-assessment form, and Nick is the first to submit himself to his evaluation form.
And Nick specially paid a lot of money to invite an expert in mind-reading, and S.H.I.E.L.D. members from all over the world are coming here in batches to face this trial.
Yi Kai, wearing a white coat, walked into the counseling room with his head held high, and Coulson, who was sitting on the small bench, smiled stiffly and said, "I have never heard of it, the expert invited this time is you."
Yi Kai smiled calmly, let go, Strange with his head held high walked in with his handbag, sat on his toes behind the table in the consultation room, and Yi Kai sat behind him and said: "I am actually a third-party judge to notarize the authenticity of this trial."
"Coulson, may I call you that?" Strange had a faint pride in his tone, and his eyes looked slightly at Coulson.
"Of course, Dr. Strange, if I'm not mistaken, you're supposed to be a neurosurgeon, and I once had members of the team who operated on you. Coulson stole another sneak glance, and Yi Kai, who was sitting in the back, was writing down the text in a serious way.
Strange smiled and said, "Everyone who comes here won't be ordinary, will they?" Opening
the file and the review form, Strange looked stunned and asked in a loud voice: "Agent Coulson, in the evaluation form for psychological problems, you write hair loss..."
"That's right~" Coulson spread his hands and said: "Hair loss is my biggest psychological problem."
Strange glanced at Coulson's hairline, nodded in approval, then opened his handbag and took out a helmet-like device and placed it on the table.
Coulson looked at the tech-savvy helmet and asked, "Is this a psychic detection device?" Strange
nodded and said, "Then let's get started!"
Coulson picked up the helmet with a serious expression and wanted to put it on his head, this must be a more advanced lie detector, but he has already been trained, can this thing work?
"What are you doing!" Strange quickly stopped Coulson's movement, grabbed the helmet, put it on his head, then closed his eyes with his hands together, and opened it two seconds later: "Okay, next one." "
Is that all right?" Coulson looked at Strange a little dumbfounded.
"Why, do you still want me to get you a certificate? Frame you again? Hurry out, our workload today is very large, there is no effort to waste time with you. Strange waved away.
After Coulson left, Natasha walked in, glanced at the small bench, strolled to Strange, lifted the chair on the other side of him, walked to the small bench, gently hooked it aside, and then sat on the chair, very naturally cocked Erlang's legs, put her right hand on the armrest, looked at Strange with a helmet and said, "Are you pretending that you are Professor X?"
Strange picked up the file, scanned the text on it very professionally, put it on the table, and asked: "Agent Natasha, you have insomnia, anxiety, nervousness, fear, after the destruction of the Soviet Union, your whole person fell into inexplicable emotional barriers, all the time no longer worried about what will happen in the future, are you missing her?"
Natasha's face became worse and worse in Strange's words, but she still maintained her professionalism and elegance, and she glanced at the file in Strange's hand and said, "I believe that my file will not have such words written in it."
Strange put down the file, showed the paper in his hand, and said, "Of course, because I wrote it."
He looked at Natasha and smiled: "You are indeed not Hydra, but you were once the KGB that has been eliminated by history, you are nostalgic for her former glory and greatness, you have always lived in the past and never come out."
Natasha straightened her waist, lowered her legs, stared straight at Strange for a long time, and then looked at Yi Kai, who pretended to record, and said: "The Soviet Union is already in the past, no one will stop in place, either worse or worse." Watching
Natasha leave, Yi Kai casually threw out the record sheet and pen, an inexplicable strange wind blew through the room, the record book fell neatly on the file, and the pen also fell into the pen holder.
Barton walked into the room, nodded solemnly to the two, and then walked step by step to the chair, and sat down.
Strange twirled the atom pen and said, "Hawkeye, sing children's songs? "
What?" Barton looked at Strange inexplicably, singing children's songs, this is your scientific mind-reading test?
Strange explains: "We found that when singing children's songs, everyone is more relaxed about their body and mind, and those weaknesses and the past that they don't want to be known are exposed, and Hydra agents are even more so, no one wants to expose their vulnerable side, especially the lurking hydra."
Barton was slightly silent, and then opened his throat and roared out a song: "Croak, croak, this little green frog starts the day, croak, croak, this little green frog begins, at the beginning of his eyes, croak, croak."
Then he said expressionlessly: "I'm done singing, doctor, now tell me, am I an agent of Hydra?"
The corner of Strange's mouth twitched and applauded: "You sing very well, after my telepathic test, you are indeed not Hydra, I hope you continue to work hard in the future." Yi
Kai picked up his mobile phone and sent the video he had just shot into the group, and the sender of the previous one was Jarvis.
Then Stark made a smiley face and brought Natasha, Steve, Coulson, Barton, Nick, and Hill closer to the group.
"Didi Didi..." Several text messages popped up, and after Sterk had just finished pulling people, Deadpool did not hesitate to send a photo of Stark's bunny girl, a photo of him kissing Stark's face, and a picture of Stark's sleeping face.
Shortly after Barton left, Hill walked in, and she sat down in her chair very calmly, singing: "Croak, croak, this little green frog starts the day, croak, croak, this little green frog begins, at the beginning of his eyes, croak, croak."
Then calmly asked: "Doctor, have I passed the test?"
Yi Kai nodded, put down the mobile phone and said: "You did a good job, and we just need a case as a demonstration to tell everyone that the most correct thing to do, no one is more suitable than you."
Without waiting for Hill to refute, she sent her video to Nick, who did not hesitate to release it to all the big screens of S.H.I.E.L.D.