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Chapter 143 Thor: That fat man can't be me!

Chapter 143 Thor: That fat man can't be me!

"I think what the captain said makes sense." Bruce Banner also said, "Thor, you don't look like a person who would let your beard grow like that. There must be a big change. And this kind of big change is now seen. Let’s see clearly, it’s Hela.”

"Hela invaded Asgard and almost slaughtered Asgard. Thor, you suffered a heavy blow, and you became a walking dead." Tony Stark also said, "So Thor, this fat man may be really It's you."

"Impossible, I won't become that kind of fat man." Thor said in a deep voice, "Hella, I will definitely stop her!"

"T'Challa, Rhodes, the answer space is that the two of you haven't answered it." Steve Rogers said to Black Panther T'Challa and War Machine James Rhodes, "This time, it's up to you to answer the question." Answer."

"Rhodes, please." T'Challa said to James Rhodes.

"Then I won't be polite." James Rhodes nodded at the Panther, "I choose A!"

【correct answer!Rewards issued! 】

With a thought, James Rhodes immediately floated up. Of course, it was only suspended by one centimeter, and it would not be obvious unless you looked carefully.

"What's the use of this ability?" Thor was speechless, "It's only suspended by one centimeter?"

"At least it is impossible for me to fall to my death." James Rhodes said, "Even if I fall from a height of [-] meters, as long as I am suspended when I am about to land."

"It sounds like this is also a life-saving method," Thor said.

"No, it's not just that." James Rhodes said, "Levitation can levitate one centimeter above the surface of objects, which means I can levitate on the surface of water, even if God sends a big flood to this world one day, I will also be submerged. Don't kill me."

"It sounds like this is a good skill for stealing things." Tony Stark's eyes lit up, "You won't leave footprints at all, and you won't trigger the gravity sensor. Rhodes, you should just be a thief , just like in the movie."

"Did you ignore the friction force?" Bruce Banner said suddenly, "It can be suspended, which means that the friction force between him and the object is equivalent to non-existence."

"So, what does it matter?" James Rhodes asked.

"Wonderful!" Tony Stark slapped his hands after being reminded, and thought of a brilliant idea.

"What's so wonderful?" James Rhodes didn't understand at all.

"Rhodes, do you know what is the key to restricting speed? It's friction! No friction means no restriction on speed!" Tony Stark looked very excited, "If I install a jet device on you , if you levitate, it means that you will be the fastest vehicle on the ground!"

"What's the point of this?" James Rhodes asked back, "I now have a set of armor, I can use the armor to fly, why should I slide on the ground?"

"I'm just offering a way of thinking, a theory." James Rhodes' words can be said to have poured cold water on his head, making the enthusiastic Tony Stark no longer interested in talking about it.

The light comes on and the space starts playing a video.

As soon as the scene started, everyone was taken aback, seeing the Hulk sitting in the back of a truck with a clothed raccoon, driving down a country road.

It's nothing unusual for Hulk to ride a truck, the key is that this Hulk is actually wearing clothes and sitting there quietly!

"Really?" Tony Stark rubbed his eyes, some couldn't believe his eyes, "Hulk is wearing clothes? Is that Hulk? Is that really Hulk?"

"Could it be that Hulk has twin brothers?" Thor was also surprised, and turned to Bruce Banner, "Dr. Banner, do you have a brother?"

"Thor, do you dare to be a little more ignorant?" Bruce Banner didn't speak, and Tony Stark said contemptuously, "Hulk's birth is not genetic, it is because of gamma ray radiation, even if Dr. Banner really has a twin brother, and there is only one more Dr. Banner. There will be no second Hulk, unless the other Banner is also irradiated. But the birth of the Hulk was an accident, and the radiation will not produce the second Hulk. Two."

"Stark was right." Bruce Banner said, "There will be no second Hulk."

"Dr. Banner, how did the Hulk do it in that state in the video?" Steve Rogers asked, "Hulk's form and Banner's sanity are actually perfectly combined!"

"Captain, I want to know too." Bruce Banner said, "I have no clue now."

"Hulk's strength can be said to be almost invincible, but his shortcomings are also fatal, but the Hulk in the video seems to have no shortcomings." Tony Stark said to Bruce Banner, "Dr. Banner, Honestly, I'm looking forward to seeing the Hulk like that in the video."

"It's not just the Hulk wearing clothes, even the raccoon is wearing clothes." T'Challa said, "The raccoon shouldn't be just Hulk's pet, right?"

"No way?" Sam Wilson said, "There are still a lot of people who dress pets. You can't feel that there is something just because the raccoon wears clothes?"

"Wait, what's that?" James Rhodes suddenly called out, "Welcome to Asgard, please drive slowly?"

It turned out that at this time, the truck in the video passed a road sign with the words "Welcome to Asgard, please drive slowly" written on it.

"Is there a place called Asgard on Earth?" Tony Stark found this video more and more weird, "It looks like it's still in a small country town?"

"Isn't this Asgard related to the Asgard that Thor came from?" Steve Rogers said.

"It should be related." Sam Wilson said, "If it's just a small town called Asgard, maybe it can't explain anything, but Hulk, who is the same Avenger as Thor, rushed to this place, there must be Something to do with Thor's Asgard."

"We also know that Hela invaded Asgard before, so, did Hela succeed?" Steve Rogers said, "Thor had to abandon his homeland and rebuild another Asgard on the earth. Germany."

"No, definitely not!" Thor's face became extremely ugly, and he denied it loudly.

The truck ends up in a small fishing village by the sea, and Hulk and Rocket jump out of the truck.

"Compared to the magnificent palace and the magic hammer, this place is far behind." Rocket Raccoon said.

"What the hell!" Rocket Raccoon opened his mouth, and everyone in the answer space lost his composure. Tony Stark said with wide-eyed eyes, "I thought that the raccoon might not be simple, but I thought it was just running fast. Or even worse, it can actually talk!"

"Animals are talking, and the world is getting crazy," said Steve Rogers.

"Thor, is this raccoon some kind of alien race?" Bruce Banner asked Thor.

"I've never heard of such an alien race." Thor looked depressed.

"Have some empathy, man." Hulk said in the video, "They lost Asgard first, and then lost half of the people. They probably have a home and are very happy."

Just this sentence made Thor's little heart jump wildly. The previous guess was actually true. They really had to leave their original hometown and come to the earth to rebuild Asgard!

Is the future really so dire?

Hella, is it really invincible?

"You shouldn't be here," said the Valkyrie, holding a bundle of fishing nets.

"Valkyrie!" Hulk turned around and walked towards the Valkyrie with a smile, "It's nice to see you, angry girl."

"I think your other two forms are better than this one," the Valkyrie said.

"This is Rocket." Hulk introduced Rocket Raccoon to Valkyrie.

"He won't see you." Valkyrie said to Hulk.

"Is it that bad?" Hulk asked.

"We only see him once a month, when he comes for 'supply'." The Valkyrie's eyes fell on the beer to the side.

"It's really bad," Hulk said.

"Yes." The Valkyrie said.

Everything in the camera, Rocket Raccoon knocked on the door "bang bang bang".

That place was really shabby, just a low wooden house by the sea, and everyone was a little embarrassed to see that the dignified Prince of Asgard was reduced to such a state.

Rocket Raccoon knocked twice and found that the door was open, so he pushed it open and walked in.

"What's the matter..." The smell inside made Rocket Raccoon feel sick at the time, "It smells rancid inside."

"Is anyone there, Thor?" Rocket Raccoon called as he walked inside.

"Are you here to fix the TV?" Thor's voice rang out, and then Thor came out with a long beard, unkempt and shirtless, "The movie channel was unavailable two weeks ago, the sports channel Also vague."

"Fake!"

"Shet!"

"What the hell!"

As soon as Thor showed up, everyone in the answering space exclaimed in unison, and couldn't believe their eyes at all.

That man with a belly as big as a pregnancy, is that really the majestic Thor?

In the previous video, Thor also appeared topless. At that time, Thor had eight-pack abs and obvious mermaid lines. That figure really made men drool.

Is that really the same person as the "pregnant husband" now?

"Thor, I have thought about how fat you look, but are you exaggerating?" Tony Stark's eyes widened, looking like hell, "That lump of belly, are you serious? ?”

"Yeah, Thor, I think I'm going blind." Bruce Banner said, "Really, if one day you get really fat like that, don't tell me you know me."

"That's not me! That's definitely not me!" Thor shouted as if he had been stimulated, "No! No!!!"

"Thor, accept your fate, it's you." Tony Stark patted Thor's shoulder, "But don't worry, I won't pretend that I don't know you, at most I will cover my face when I'm with you. "

"Stark, that's not me!" Thor pointed at the video, his hands trembling with excitement, "That can't be me!"

In the video, Thor took a bottle of beer with a big belly, turned around, and only then did he see who was coming.

"Guys! Oh my God!" Thor put on a bright smile on his face, and gave Hulk a bear hug when he went up, "It's great to see you!"

"Come here, you cute little bastard." Thor hugged Rocket Raccoon again and rubbed his head hard.

It can be seen that Thor and Rocket Raccoon also know each other.

"Hulk, do you know my friends Mick and Korg?" Thor introduced the two aliens who were sitting on the sofa and playing games to the Hulk.

"The beer is in the barrel, there is a wireless network, log in by yourself, there is no password." The stone man said very sweetly, then he put on his earphones, pointed to the computer screen and said to Thor, "Thor, he is here again , that bastard kid on TV called me an idiot again."

"Master Novice." Thor turned his head, looked at the screen, and an invisible murderous aura began to condense on the 200-jin body.

"Yes, novice master 69." The stone man said.

"Master Novice, it's still Thor, you know, Thor." Thor was not afraid of moving his tires, and came to the computer with a murderous look, picked up the earphones, and his voice was as cold as the wind in the twelfth lunar month, "Listen Dude, if you don't log off, I'll fly to your house, run into the basement where you're hiding, rip your arm off and stuff it up your ass!"

This scene once again stunned everyone in the answering space.

Using the identity of Thor to threaten a kid who plays games, can you be a little more unscrupulous?

"Really?" Tony Stark couldn't help but said, "Thor, you are also a strong man in the universe, the Thor of Asgard, and a game player?"

"Because I played games, I didn't hesitate to use my identity as Thor..." Steve Rogers also looked at Thor with a rare commodity, "Thor, what do you think?"

"I've said it all, it's not me." Thor's face turned hot, and he wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

Damn it, the person who made the question must have a grudge against him, otherwise why do he always play such social death scenes?

In the video, Thor must have scolded the other party to tears. Although the voice on the phone could not be heard, it could be guessed from what Thor said next.

"Go to your father and cry, you little bastard!" Thor handed the headset to the stone man, and said in a big brother's tone, "If he dares to bully you again, tell me, you know?"

"Thank you very much, I will." The stone man put on his earphones.

"Do you want something to drink?" Thor asked Hulk after cursing and crying majestically about a child playing games, "I have beer, tequila, everything."

As he spoke, he took a bottle of wine himself, touched the Storm Axe, opened the bottle cap, and began to drink.

"That weapon, is that the ax that was used in the war against Thanos?" Tony Stark saw the Storm Axe at a glance, and he looked at Thor speechlessly, "No, Thor, such an ax An artifact, you actually use it to open the bottle cap?"

"Thor, I don't want to criticize you, but this ax is following you, I really feel wronged." Steve Rogers also said, "From the day it followed you, I'm afraid it never thought that one day it would be killed. As a corkscrew?"

"If the ax could sing, it would probably send you a song of Majafalk," said Tony Stark.

The video continued to play, and Hulk asked with concern, "buddy, are you okay?"

"Of course, I'm fine, what's the matter?" Thor asked, "Do I look bad?"

"You look like melted ice cream," Rocket said.

"Haha!" Thor smiled, "Why, are you here to play?"

"We need your help." Hulk said, "We may have a chance to fix everything."

"What? TV?" Thor said. "It's been bugging me for weeks."

"It's Thanos," Hulk said.

Then, Thor's face changed, and tears almost flowed down on the spot. He grabbed Hulk's clothes and said word by word, "Don't mention that name."

"It's Thanos? How could it be Thanos?" The name surprised people, and Steve Rogers couldn't help but said, "Isn't Hela the one who went to Asgard? Why is the name of Thanos mentioned in the video? "

"It seems that not only Hela went to Asgard, but Thanos also went." Bruce Banner said, "Thanos not only attacked the earth, but also attacked Asgard."

"Asgard was lost, and half of the people were lost. It was the combination of Hela and Thanos that led to this result." Thor clenched his fists tightly, "I will definitely stop them!"

"Thor, don't worry too much. Since we have known the result in advance, we can definitely stop it." Steve Rogers said.

The video continued to play, the stone man stood up, and he said, "Yeah, we don't mention that name here."

"Please take your hand away." Hulk gently grabbed Thor's hand and put it aside, "I know that guy may scare you..."

"How could it be?" Thor took a step forward, and his voice became louder, "Why would I be afraid of that guy, I killed that guy, remember? Did anyone else kill him here?"

"Kog, tell everyone, who cut off Thanos' head?" Thor said to the stone man.

"Storm Axe," said the stone man.

"Then who wielded the Storm Axe?" Thor raised his head and poured his beer again.

"Thor killed Thanos, and finally saw good news!" Seeing this, Tony Stark couldn't help saying, "That big purple guy is not invincible."

"Yeah, I knew I would definitely defeat him." Thor gritted his teeth and said, "Since I can defeat him, then this matter, I will not let it happen!"

"I would like to know how Thor will cut off the head of Thanos in the future." Steve Rogers said, "Everyone has seen the strength of Thanos. It is very strong, far surpassing any of us. Thor, I don't want to be ambitious, but I think that with your strength, you can't defeat Thanos at all. So how Thanos lost, I really want to know."

The video continues to play.

"I know, you are sad, I have experienced it too, do you know who helped me get out?" Hulk enlightened Thor on the side.

Hulk, who has always only known about smashing and smashing, actually played the big brother who is a close friend. This scene is also quite novel.

"Natasha?" Thor asked.

"It's you." Hulk said an answer that no one expected, "You helped me."

"Then why don't you ask the Asgardians below how much my help is worth?" Thor pointed out the window, "At least the ones that are left."

"I think I can bring them back," Hulk said.

"Shut up." Thor sat there, grabbing a handful of snacks on the side, "Stop it, okay? I know you think I'm sitting here wallowing in self-pity and waiting for someone to save me. But I'm fine , okay? We're all fine."

"We're fine, man," said the Stone Man.

"So, whatever you suggest, we're not interested," Thor said. "Don't care, don't care at all. Goodbye."

"We need you, buddy," Hulk said.

Thor drank there and didn't answer Hulk again.

"There's beer on board," said Rocket Raccoon, who had been silent for a long time.

"What kind?" Thor finally got some interest.

As soon as the space goes dark, the video ends here.

"Thor, your future is really depressed. It takes that raccoon to coax you away with beer." Steve Rogers said.

"I completely understand." Bruce Banner said, "Anyone who has the same thing will be depressed, Captain, and it will be the same for you."

"But Hulk's last sentence is worth noting." Tony Stark said, "He said he could bring them back, bring them back, what does that mean?"

"Banner said earlier that half of the people were lost. I thought they were killed, but they were caught in the end." Steve Rogers said, "This is also good news, I mean, compared to being killed , at least they are still alive, there is still hope to rescue them, isn't it?"

"Where did Hulk go?" Sam Wilson said suddenly.

"Sam, what are you talking about?" Steve Rogers asked.

"Hulk came here specifically to ask Thor to deal with Thanos, but when he fought Thanos later, there were only Stark, Thor, and you, the captain." Sam Wilson said, "Hulk's powerful combat power, in He was actually absent during the battle against Thanos."

"Maybe on an alien planet. Didn't Hulk go to the planet called Saka before and fought with Thor." Steve Rogers said.

"Thor is also on Saka, but Thor was there when he fought Thanos."

"That's less clear," said Steve Rogers. "There's just too little information to analyze."

[The seventh question begins, please be prepared. 】

[Please watch the following video first. 】

The video begins in a room where Tony Stark's hands are handcuffed on an iron frame, and there are two big men guarding him next to him, one with a cropped head and the other with a ponytail.

Drip!

Drip!

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound, like the sound of a clock.

It was indeed a watch ringing, and it was a very cartoony pink watch, the same watch that the potato gun boy gave Tony Stark.

The inch-cut man reached out and picked up Didi Ring's watch.

"Be careful, it's a limited edition." Tony Stark, who was chained, reminded, and then he asked the ponytail man, "I said ponytail, how far is Tennessee from Miami?"

"832 miles," said the man with the ponytail, pointing a gun at Tony Stark.

"Not bad." Tony Stark said.

"I'm pretty good." The man with the ponytail pointed at the cartoon watch in the man's hand with a gun and said, "Can you turn it off?"

"It's your fault!" Tony Stark said to the cropped man.

The inch-cut man threw the cartoon watch on the ground and crushed it with one foot.

"Well, to tell you the truth, it belonged to my friend's sister," Tony Stark said to the crop-headed man, "so, I'll kill you first."

(End of this chapter)