Chapter 522 The Return of the Jade Emperor, the Calm Before the Storm
Chapter 522 The Return of the Jade Emperor, the Calm Before the Storm
Facing the boring work, Qin Yi gradually felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, because during this period, no matter whether it was the two worlds of immortals and Buddhas or the Great Desolate Continent, they were very stable and peaceful, and the League of Killing Gods seemed to have completely disappeared and never appeared!
This afternoon, when Qin Yi was sitting on the throne of the Lingxiao Palace and discussing the "God Killing Alliance" with the immortals, a majestic Nine Dragon True Qi came from outside the palace!
This smell is still familiar, and it is still the original formula.
The next moment, a golden dragon with brilliant light all over its body flew into the Lingxiao Palace, causing the immortals to gasp in amazement.
Immediately, the golden dragon fell to the ground and turned into a human form, which was the extremely crazy Jade Emperor.
"My dear friends, I'm back, are you happy or unexpected, hahaha!"
All the immortals were stunned for a moment, and then there was a roar of mountains and tsunamis, they rushed forward, lifted the Jade Emperor up, and repeatedly threw them into the air, each one of them looked like elementary school students who lacked titles!
"I'm going, this is unscientific, and quantum mechanics can't explain it!"
Seeing this, Qin Yi was stupefied, the Jade Emperor had returned from such a catastrophe, but the Heavenly Demon Patriarch didn't do anything!
That is to say, the patriarch Tianmo didn't intend to "take advantage of the fire" at all, which made Qin Yi frown, and Monk Zhanger couldn't figure it out.
"General Qin, aren't you happy that I'm back? We haven't seen each other for a long time, come on, give me a hug!"
"Hold a yarn, don't force me to beat you!"
Qin Yi took the position of Emperor Xiu, escaped from the Jade Emperor's bear hug, and said, "Since you are all back, I can finally be free~"
Taking away the title of representing the Jade Emperor, Qin Yi felt that the burden on his shoulders was much lighter, but the anxiety and uneasiness in his heart became more and more intense.
The Jade Emperor sat back on the throne, and all the immortals returned to their positions one after another, and the Lingxiao Palace resumed its previous scene.
"Hey~General Qin, I finally came back from the calamity. Why did you treat me so coldly? You make my heart hurt~" The Jade Emperor looked at Qin Yi, with grievances written all over his bearded face.
Qin Yi's handsome face was filled with a wry smile, "Brother Jade Emperor, don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't welcome you back, what I'm most worried about right now is the next move of the Slaughtering Gods Alliance... By the way, have you ever been attacked by the Slaughtering Gods Alliance during this calamity?"
The Jade Emperor shook his head resolutely, and laughed loudly: "Also~ I have experienced a calamity this time, it was just a calamity of love, and I met a beautiful fairy who was transformed from a thousand-year-old lemon..."
Qin Yi raised his brows, twitched the corner of his mouth, and complained: "Hehe, the goblin transformed from a thousand-year-old lemon? I'm so tired, isn't he just a lemon essence?!"
"That's right, it's a lemon essence, and her figure and appearance are so irresistible that I almost couldn't hold it back. Thanks to my quick wit, I closed my eyes and said your name, General Qin, silently, so I passed the love disaster smoothly."
Qin Yi's Yintang was covered with black lines, and he glared at the Jade Emperor, "Bad old man, don't let him meow and say my name silently in the future, I said why I have been sneezing for the past two days~"
The Jade Emperor beamed with joy, and smiled wretchedly at Qin Yi, "Ho Ho Ho, General Qin, I understand, I will definitely next time~"
It was "next time" again, Qin Yi was speechless, messed up in the wind...
Then the Jade Emperor thought about it, and added: "By the way, General Qin, before I came back, I gave the lemon essence to the Bull Demon King. She will be regarded as an official member of your demon world in the future. Maybe she will be able to help you in the future."
Qin Yi had no objection, but just shrugged.
The Jade Emperor smiled meanly again: "General Qin, I have something to say. This lemon is really beautiful, but its feet are really sour, even more sour than the old altar pickled vegetables and beef noodles. At that time, it was so sour that I couldn't open my eyes. She even asked me to ask you if there is any ointment for beriberi..."
After Qin Yi heard this, he couldn't help sneering, "Hehe, can lemon essence not be sour? Who is sour if she is not sour!"
Then Qin Yi took out his mobile phone, opened the Yaojie group, and found that there was indeed an additional group member, which was the lemon essence mentioned by the Jade Emperor.
Then Qin Yi clicked on Lemon Essence's circle of friends and took a look at the photo album. Qin Yi squinted his eyes and felt that he was just average, incomparable to Chang'e Zixia and his sister-in-law!
"Eh~ Brother Jade Emperor, your aesthetic needs to be improved~"
"Sorry General Qin, no matter how I improve my aesthetics, you will always be the most beautiful person in my eyes."
Seeing the Jade Emperor winking at him again, Qin Yi was speechless for a while.
In short, Qin Yi has been fooling around in the heavens and worlds for so long, if he doesn't show emotions and uses an objective eye to make a ranking list for all the beauties in the world, "the first sister of Guanghan Palace" Fairy Chang'e will be the top of the list!
Of course, Zixia's appearance is also shocking to the world, but perhaps because of her personality, her temperament is really inferior to Fairy Chang'e, so she is ranked second on the list.
But if the first and second list pay close attention to each other, then no one in the live broadcast room can compare with them.
Unknowingly thinking of Chang'e and Zixia, Qin Yi bid farewell to the Jade Emperor, left Lingxiao Palace, and came to Guanghan Palace, intending to take advantage of it while it was still early!
But after entering the palace, Qin Yi found that it was deserted, except for a jade rabbit sleeping soundly lying on the table.
Qin Yi walked over and pinched Jade Rabbit Jing's long ears. Jade Rabbit Jing woke up suddenly. The moment she saw Qin Yi, she was startled.
"Ah~ Qin~ General Qin, why are you here?" Jade Rabbit Jing beeped softly while wiping the saliva from the corner of her mouth.
Qin Yi smiled and asked, "Xiaotu, where are my sister Chang'e?"
The Jade Rabbit answered truthfully: "General Qin, the master and the other two fairies haven't come home for several days."
"Damn it, haven't been home for several days?" Qin Yi felt extremely at a loss, and asked: "If they don't go home, where did they go?"
Jade Rabbit Jing flicked her long ears, with a cute expression on her face, "Reporting to General Qin, the master didn't say anything in detail before he left, but it seems that he went to find medicine with two other fairy sisters, and said it was..."
"They say they want to treat you, General Qin!"
Hearing this, Qin Yi was in a thrilling "disfigurement-like shock", and his jaw almost dislocated.
"God heals illnesses, I am strong and vigorous... These three uneasy women, hey, they are challenging my dignity as a man!"
Qin Yi raised his head to the sky and howled out of nowhere, scaring the Jade Rabbit Spirit into paleness.
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At this moment, in the depths of the Tianshan Mountains on the border of the Heavenly Realm, Chang'e, carrying a long skirt in one hand and a basket in the other, followed behind Qingxia and Zixia, trudging through the rugged woods, seemingly too tired to walk.
"Zi~Sister Zixia, come help me~" Fairy Chang'e was out of breath.
Zixia walked up to Chang'e, and Chang'e leaned directly into Zixia's arms, her beautiful face full of distress.
"Sister Zixia, we've been out for three days and three nights, I really can't stand it anymore, I want to go home~"
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