Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 504

Looking at the shocked expression on the child's face.

Xiao Yang continued: "Little boy, you often have stomachaches recently, right?"

The boy pouted and said with a wronged face: "Yes!!"

"I always have stomachaches these two days. My mother said I ate too much fried chicken."

"But I only ate 2!!"

Xiao Yang smiled: "Go back and ask your mother to give you some anti-worm medicine."

"You have roundworms in your stomach."

Audience:

——"Huh?? Xiao Yang is really good at fortune-telling. He can even predict this stomachache."

——"Brother upstairs, have you lost your memory?? He didn't tell fortunes, he felt the pulse, he knows Chinese medicine!!"

——"6666, but this 10 taels is really not in vain. It's not for fortune-telling, but for diagnosis."

Half a minute later.

The little boy left happily.

Not long after.

A 50-year-old aunt came over with an anxious face.

She sat down in front of Xiao Yang.

Auntie: "Can you really tell fortunes?"

Xiao Yang: "10 taels of silver notes for one time."

The auntie immediately took out a silver note and put it on the table.

Anxiously said: "Help me calculate where my grandson ran off to?"

"He just ran away, and I asked a lot of people but they don't know."

Xiao Yang's eyes carefully observed under sunglasses.

Found that this auntie looked a bit like the child who came to tell fortunes just now, and they seemed to be a family.

Xiao Yang said in a deep voice: "I calculated that your child is a boy, with round and big eyes...?

Is he wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt with a few English letters on it today?

Are you wearing a pair of brown bloomers?"

The auntie in front of him gradually opened her eyes, her face was full of shock, and she nodded continuously.

"Yes, yes, yes..."

"You are a living god, you are really a living god..."

"Calculate quickly, where is my grandson?

This is my only child, if he is lost, how can I live?..."

The auntie became more and more sad, her eyes became redder and redder, and she burst into tears.

After a few words from Xiao Yang, he was basically sure that the little boy who had just been told fortunes was the grandson of this auntie.

He pointed to the direction the boy left.

"Auntie, please walk faster, you should be able to catch up."

The auntie didn't have time to thank him, she raised her butt and ran away in a hurry!

The comments scrolled:

——"666! Is it that amazing?? I need to use the scissors method to find a cat, and put a pair of scissors on the water bowl. How can this be calculated without using anything?"

——"Fuck!! How did Xiao Yang calculate the child's appearance? Can he really do it?!"

——"Big brothers upstairs, are you blind?? Didn't you notice that this aunt is somewhat similar to the little boy who just had his fortune told?? That's why Xiao Yang asked about the style and color of the clothes he wore."

——"Oh, I'm disappointed. I thought it was metaphysics, but it turned out to be science!!"

"..."

After the aunt left.

Xiao Yang leaned against the back of the chair, fanning himself with a folding fan in his hand, and crossed his legs under his robe.

He was humming a little tune leisurely.

After a while.

The aunt pulled the little boy back.

Putting his hands together, he bowed and said, "Thank you, Master. Thank you, Master."

"I found it, I found it!!"

"You are so accurate!"

As he said that, he pulled the pouting little boy beside him and pushed him to the front.

"Quick!"

"Thank you, Master!"

The little boy followed his grandmother's words.

"Thank you, Master."

Xiao Yang was secretly happy.

These two people didn't find the key to the problem and thought he had calculated it.

He waved his fan.

"No thanks, no thanks, it's nothing."

The aunt sat on the bench in front of the table again.

Hold the child to her side.

"Master, you are so accurate, can you continue to help calculate whether my grandson will have a future?"

As he said that, he took out the real Huaxia currency from his bag.

Xiao Yang waved his hand: "Hey~"

"You can't take this, it will be a mistake, just give me the silver note of Qingheyuan."

"Okay~"

The aunt took out a handful of about 10 silver notes from her bag. Anyway, these are of no use to her. They can only be exchanged for small gifts and are not worth much money.

It's worth it to use them to find a "master" to tell fortunes.

Xiao Yang put the 10 silver notes in his pocket,

But he would not take money and not do anything.

He asked the child to give him his arm and put two fingers on the child's arm.

The aunt was stunned. I don't know if this is fortune-telling? Or fortune-telling?

Why does it feel weird.

A minute later, Xiao Yang frowned and raised his head.

When the aunt saw Xiao Yang's expression, she immediately asked anxiously.

"What? My grandson has a rough life. Does the master have any way to resolve it? "

Xiao Yang pondered and spoke slowly.

"Hey~"

"Not only does your child have a stomachache, but you also feed him unclean things every day."

"I'm afraid it will damage the body... Oh, vitality."

Xiao Yang almost spit his mouth, saying vitality makes him look more like a fortune teller.

The barrage rolled:

-"Fuck! ! Does Xiao Yang know how to tell fortunes? Don't talk nonsense. It's like the real thing. "

-"Don't scare people. If you do this again, I will report you. You are playing tricks."

"..."

In fact, Xiao Yang didn't tell bad things.

He just felt the pulse and found out that there was something in the child's stomach and intestines. He felt that there was a blockage.

At such a young age, it will definitely get worse over time.

At this time, the little boy pointed at his grandmother and said loudly.

"Yes, yes, yes! ! ”

“I have a stomachache, and grandma always makes me drink water with dust on it, and won’t let me tell my parents.”

The aunt was stunned, slapping her thigh and yelling.

“Oh, little bastard, it’s all for your own good.”

“I found a great celestial being last time, and he said that there is something dirty in your body, and drinking the talisman water will make it better! !”

Xiao Yang: “…”

Audience:

——“Oh my god, what era is this still there?”

——“Fortunately it’s not my mother-in-law, if she had let the child drink these dirty things behind my back, I would have been mad to death.”

——“I understand, Xiao Yang probably found out by feeling the pulse.”

“…”

The aunt turned her head to look at Xiao Yang, her expression anxious.

Compared to the great celestial being, she now trusts him more.

She hurriedly asked: “Master, what should I do?”

“This child is crying for stomachache every day.

Can you also write a talisman to keep my grandson safe? I’ll give you money, I’ll give you whatever you want. ”

Xiao Yang stroked his beard.

“No, no~”

“You have a stomachache. Just go back and take two anthelmintics.”

“Believe in science.”

Auntie: “Ah?!”

Xiao Yang continued: “Okay, that’s all I can say.

“The secrets of heaven cannot be revealed. Everything is determined by heaven.”

Xiao Yang pointed to the sky while speaking.

Audience:

——“Hahahaha, don’t tell me, Xiao Yang is really good at pretending.”

——“Believe in science?!! A Taoist priest who could fly once told me the same thing!”