One Piece: The Ninja Who Started as a Fisherman.

Chapter 101: Navy Attack, Spider-Man Cafe

Rapeseed Harbor.

On the Swift Swan, one of Mr. 2's men ran over quickly.

"Lord Paddy Dabo, Lord Von Clay, a naval ship has been spotted at the port ahead. Do we need to make a detour to avoid it?"

Xiao Feng frowned as he saw it, "Damn it! They are actually from the navy. Could it be Heiluo Tina? What are they doing here?"

Although Xiao Feng's ship is flying the logo of Baroque Works, he is also a pirate with a bounty, so he will try to avoid the navy if he encounters it.

Von Clay growled, "Pull the boat over there! It'll be a good opportunity to kill her spirit."

The younger brother looked panicked and explained, "It's not just [Black Prison] Tina, there's also the Navy Mad Dog Smoker! This Navy Captain bites anyone he catches."

Qi Kang's mind was full of question marks.

Holy shit! Smoker and Tina?

Wasn't Smoker the only one involved in the Alabasta incident?

At this time, Von Clay also had a constipated expression. He could ignore Tina, but he couldn't ignore the mad dog Smoker. A person's reputation is like the shadow of a tree, and he had to obey it.

However, the words had already been spoken, and it was a bit embarrassing for Fengkelei to change his mind.

At this time, Qi Kang observed the situation and said, "Then let's stop at the lower reaches of the Saint-Do River. There is no point in dealing with such a transsexual who doesn't understand the ways of the transvestite."

Xiao Feng had an expression of "you know me", took the step and waved:

"Since Dabao said so, let's give them some face today. Next time we meet, let them know how powerful transvestites are."

As he spoke, Xiao Feng transformed into a passerby with a pockmarked face, pulled Qi Kang and walked towards the rapeseed flowers.

"Daoyou! Let's go, let's go have a meal."

After hearing this, Qi Kang was unhappy!

"Xiao Feng! How can you just walk? Of course it's the shemale dance! Let everyone understand that shemales are the wave of the times!"

After hearing this, Xiao Feng was extremely excited!

This is a like-minded partner! !

He gave a thumbs up, tears welling in his eyes, and said, "Da Bo! I really like what you said!"

So, a pockmarked man with a big head and a wretched Popeye danced hand in hand towards the port.

"There are both men and women in this world! But transsexuals are neither men nor women!"

The two of them paraded around under the noses of the navy. Tashigi was so angry that she couldn't bear to watch, and the veins on Smoker's head were about to burst.

He is indeed a straight man!

But I just like the way you can't stand it but can't change me.

Qi Kang felt the power of the Demon Dance and felt that his fighting power had increased a lot!

These days, Qi Kang has integrated the human-demon body movements and the fish-man karate, and he has also thought of a name - [Fish-man Devil·Boxing]

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Not long after the two demons left, Tina got off the boat, followed by Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick.

If Qi Kang saw these two people, he would be stunned.

Forget about Iron Fist Hobodi, but how come Zangao became a Marine?

Wasn’t he arrested and taken to Branch 153?

Fortunately, there was no Baiji Klo behind Tina, otherwise Qi Kang would be scared to death!

Because in Qi Kang's mind, Baiji Kro is an absolute potential pirate.

If Clo were to come to the Grand Line, with his intelligence and his cruel and tolerant character, there's no telling what kind of bloody storm he would stir up.

Port side.

At this time, Smoker saw Tina coming and frowned. Although he knew that this was Tina's territory, he didn't expect her to come so soon.

Smoker took a puff of his cigar and said calmly: "Tashigi, order everyone to disperse and look for the Straw Hat Pirates!"

Dashiqi glanced at Colonel Tina who was approaching, but hesitated to give any orders!

Boss, are you so rampant in other people’s territory?

Tina's voice soon came: "Smoker, do you think Tina is air? Tina is very angry! You are overstepping the boundaries of law enforcement!"

Smoker knew he was in the wrong and snorted.

then……

He just stared at his good friend in silence.

I'm looking at you! Do you agree or not?

Tina's chest rose and fell. She probably couldn't stand this sight anymore. She snorted coldly:

"Let's go! It's not too much to treat Tina to a drink, right? Tina is very curious, what are you doing here? Is it for the Buggy Pirates?" After Tina said that, she walked straight towards the city.

"What the hell Buggy, I'm going to arrest the Straw Hat Pirates!" Smoker replied.

Although he was very unhappy, he had no choice but to follow closely.

When Tashigi saw Smoker happily following Colonel Tina, she couldn't help but feel a burning desire for gossip.

Smoker's "scatter" gesture behind him was so messed up that the silly and cute Tashigi didn't even notice it.

"Idiot, Tashigi! I'm going to break your glasses sooner or later!"

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On the west coast.

Bucky climbed up from the beach, seeing the rolling waves, sweat oozing from his forehead, and quickly took a few steps back.

Our future Four Emperors are just one step away from death...

"Damn it! We were bombed into this place!"

"Straw Hat Luffy! Cool·D·Zaikan!! It's all your fault!"

At this time, at the shore where Bucky was, a boat made half of white candle and half of wood had just docked. This kind of boat powered by melted wax could only be that man's boat.

At this time, Mr. 3's voice came from the boat:

"Ms. Golden Week, please take care of these two idiots. I'm going to go to the Spiderman Cafe. Wait for my news."

Mr.3 jumped off the boat. He was wrapped in bandages, but he fixed the digital hairstyle on his head.

His head can be broken and blood can flow, but his hairstyle cannot be messed up.

As soon as Mr.3 got off the boat, he found a man dressed as a red-nosed clown standing on the shore, looking at him with strange eyes.

A wave hit the rocks, splashing water in front of the two people.

Bucky: That guy has a 3 on his head. That’s fucking hilarious.

Mr.3: Red nose? A clown? Wearing a pirate hat, can such an idiot be a pirate?

The two of them passed each other sideways, and then turned back to look at each other at the same time.

"That's hilarious." x2.

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After a nice meal, Qi Kang and Xiao Feng boarded a boat and arrived at the West Island in high spirits.

Their target - Spider-Man Cafe.

"There are both men and women in this world! But transsexuals are neither men nor women!"

Dancing the transvestite dance, Qi Kang and Xiao Feng, a duo of black and white swans, entered the cafe.

They were actually the second to arrive.

The first to arrive at the coffee shop were the "Little Pig Super Fat" group, Mr. 4 and his partner Ms. Merry Christmas.

Ms. Merry Christmas is a user with the ability to eat the Animal-Type Mole Fruit.

The one next to him with a body as big as a bear is Mr. 4.

Mr.4 doesn't know any martial arts, but he was born with supernatural powers.

His pet is named Rasu, a gun dog or dog gun that ate the Dog-Dog Fruit and took the form of a dachshund.

The edible devil fruit is the latest product of Vegapunk's research on bloodline factors. No one knows where Mr. 4 got this pet.

This is the walking 100 million Baileys!!

If I get this...will I be scolded?

Qi Kang looked at Lasu with a very ambiguous look, which made the puppy very uncomfortable and it bared its teeth at Qi Kang.

The Little Pig and Super Fat group seemed to be very familiar with Xiao Feng and started chatting with him.

This group doesn’t care who Qi Kang is!

In their opinion, anyone who can wear the same clothes as Mr. 2 must be a shemale or something else?

Qi Kang secretly glanced at the window of the coffee shop, and saw a guy with a big number 3 on his head shivering in front of the window.

It's fucking thanks to other people who are blind.

The reason why the third brother didn't dare to come in was because Xiao Feng was chasing him.

He came to the Spider-Man Cafe alone and wanted to ask the owner to give them another chance.

The third brother thought that he could convince the boss with his intelligence and eloquence, but he didn't expect that there was no boss here.

What he didn't know was that Xiao Feng was hunting him not because he hadn't completed the mission, but precisely because he had completed the mission and he wanted to kill him to silence him.

I wonder if this guy will shed tears if he knows the truth!

Qi Kang silently ordered a glass of water but did not drink it. He just observed everyone silently.

Soon after, the pointer pointed to 8 o'clock.

At this time, Mr. 1 dragged three dying guys to the cafe.

"Paddy Dabo, Master Von Clay! Save...save us!"

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