Chapter 122 Are you kidding me?
Chapter 122 Are you kidding me?
Smoker and Tashigi were chatting.
Tina's tired figure appeared in the tavern. She had just wiped Smoker's butt.
Cobra, the king of Alabasta, issued an ultimatum, ordering the navy to evacuate Albana before tomorrow.
Tina looked at Smoker and saw that he didn't seem to be planning on moving.
She had a helpless smile on her lips, "Tina thinks Smoker is not far from writing his resignation report."
Then she blew out circles of smoke, and said with a hint of amusement:
"Tina is really curious, what kind of magic do the Straw Hat Pirates have that allows you to ignore the Navy's regulations and act recklessly."
Tina's curiosity is not groundless. Smoker's obsession with the Straw Hat Boy seems to go beyond his duty and reason.
If I didn't know that this guy was straight, I would have thought he was gay. I don't know why this guy wouldn't let go.
Smoker lit his cigar coolly, ignoring his friend's words, looking nonchalant.
Anyway, he is a troublemaker in the navy and has bad relationships with others. The worst that can happen is that he will just quit.
But he just couldn't let go of his obsession with the straw hat.
Smoker himself might not be able to explain it clearly, but after seeing the Straw Hat Boy's iconic smile, he was certain that he was his lifelong enemy.
While the two bosses were talking, Dashiqi inadvertently glanced at Qi Kang not far away, and an inexplicable sense of familiarity came over her.
"Hey! You're not from here, are you? Have we met before somewhere?"
Dashiki's question caught Qi Kang off guard.
Why are you paying attention to me?
I'm still gathering information!
However, Qi Kang thought that his original image had not had much contact with Dashiqi, and now he was not completely bald, and was wearing loose desert clothes.
The woman still had doubts about him.
Women's intuition is really scary.
Qi Kang was eating meat, his mouth was stuffed full, and he puffed his cheeks and said, "Well, I'm just a green man (I'm just a passerby)"
"Really? Why do you look so familiar to me?"
Dashigi pushed up her glasses with a silly look on her face, trying to observe more closely.
After a moment, she smiled apologetically and looked away.
Just as Qi Kang breathed a sigh of relief, two familiar voices were heard outside the shop.
"Nami here!! I smell meat, Qi Kang must be here!"
"Are you an idiot? Stop yelling! Why did you have to follow me?!"
"Mute! Mute!" Murkrow seemed to have discovered something, but did not fly out of Nami's head.
The clever little Luffy quickly came to the seat at the bar and started ordering food next to Smoker.
Qi Kang was just about to lead his men away quietly when he saw this scene and a mouthful of juice spurted out! !
Are you kidding me?
This idiot Luffy!
Done!
Luffy: "Big sis... bring me a bucket of water first!!"
The waiter looked confused: "Are you sure you want to use a bucket?"
Luffy nodded frantically, "Right! The cup is too small, it tastes better when you drink from a bucket!!"
So, Luffy picked up the bucket and started filling it with water, while Smoker next to him didn't even recognize this idiot and was still complaining that Tina was getting in the way.
Luffy's aura is so terrifying.
"Delicious! Delicious! Boss, give us some meat! As much as you can!" Luffy said incoherently.
Nami angrily said, "Idiot Luffy! Our mission is to find Saikan first, then defeat Crocodile!"
These words instantly attracted the guys nearby.
"Luffy?"
"Crocodale?"
Tina and Smoker turned their heads at the same time and looked at the two idiots.
"Puff!" Luffy spurted out a mouthful of water, and the atmosphere suddenly became strangely quiet! !
"Nami! Hurry..."
Luffy turned around to remind Nami, but found that she had disappeared, leaving only the swinging door and a few falling black feathers...
Nami slipped away early.
When it comes to escaping ability, Usopp is first and Nami is definitely second!
"Ah! Nami, why didn't you wait for me!!" Luffy just reacted, swallowed the food in one gulp, and ran away!
"You can't run away! Straw Hat Boy!!"
"Bai Man!"
Smoker turned into smoke and grabbed Luffy directly!
"I don't want to fight with you! Smoky Man!!"
Luffy used "Shave" to run away, but Smoker's smoke turned around and was like a leech!
"Navy Sixth Form?"
Tina was a little surprised, and she also took action. At the point where Luffy appeared, black iron rods were inserted down.
"What is this?" The idiot Luffy looked at the sky with confusion, as if he wanted to test the poison on himself.
"Water Escape·Water Formation Wall!"
At this time, a figure appeared, and water rushed up into the sky, knocking over the black sticks and protecting the idiot Luffy!
"Ninjutsu! Saikan! You are here after all! Awesome!!"
Luffy grabbed Qikang and shook him, and with a "bang", Qikang turned into a fart.
"What? The clone technique!! So powerful!"
Luffy's nonchalant look made Saikan want to run away. How shameful! !
But I'm so happy that you praised me!
Tina's eyes suddenly narrowed, warning of danger.
Just at this moment, an evil hand grabbed her, accompanied by a devilish voice: "Want to run? It's too late!"
"Water Escape·Water Prison Technique!"
A ball of water immediately enveloped Tina!
"Gulu!"
Tina's body was completely wrapped in the water ball, and the weakness of her devil fruit ability was immediately exposed.
Immersing more than 70% of the body in ordinary water can also create the effect of sea water.
In a flash, the captain of the Navy Headquarters——【Black Prison】Tina was charged.
"Tina!"
"Colonel Tina!"
Smoker immediately looked at Qi Kang, his face full of anxiety.
"It's him! The Devil Ninja!" Zangao immediately recognized Qi Kang's identity, and his heart-shaped glasses almost fell to the ground.
"Who is this?" [Iron Fist] Hobodi was confused, he felt that this group of people looked familiar.
Qi Kang held the water ball and kept approaching Luffy, looking around: "Yohoo! Are they all acquaintances? I have a hostage now."
At this moment, Smoker suddenly realized.
"So it's you, [Deceiver] Alrita!! This is your true face!!"
"you guess!"
Do you think Qi Kang is infuriating?
"Let Tina go, otherwise..." Smoker was about to get angry.
"That's enough! I don't have time to argue with you guys anymore. This woman won't last long."
Qi Kang interrupted him directly and said, "I'm telling you, listen! We can have a discussion, otherwise if your old lover dies, don't blame me!"
Just then, the Kingdom Guard arrived.
Qi Kang was stunned!!
Because the leader is the booger-nosed man—Mr. 5!
How could it be Mr. 5? !
Mr. 5 yelled, "Catch the Straw Hat Gang!!"
Luffy panicked and ran away: "Oh no! It's over! We've been discovered! Run! Qikang!!!"
Qi Kang was stunned, and decisively threw Tina away and ran away.
What is going on in this world?
What did I miss?
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