Chapter 137 Sanji vs. Von Clay
Chapter 137 Sanji vs. Von Clay
Qi Kang stood on the top of the clock tower, stepping on Mr. 7 and holding Ms. Father's Day in his hand. The giant bomb behind him had disappeared without a trace.
"I really don't understand Old Sand. Why do you need Pluto if you have more of these bombs? I don't know if he still has it. I still want it."
Qi Kang held a scroll with the "Sealing Seal" in his hand, and on the scroll were written big "explosion" characters.
He looked delighted; this bomb was a powerful weapon in his hands.
After putting away the scroll, Qi Kang looked over the rain curtain and looked at the two people in the square below.
Compared to the battle between Luffy and Crocodile.
The battle between Sanji and Xiao Feng here is more passionate and smooth.
The two of them danced awkwardly, showing how heavy the rain was at the moment.
Qi Kang looked heartbroken, and every time he wanted to say "Stop fighting", he swallowed the words back.
Because - this is a battle of faith!
The two kicked each other in the face, and Sanji and Mr. Von Clay turned into two pig heads and flew backwards.
Sanji stood up, patted his clothes and stretched his arms and legs, "Your Taijutsu is pretty good, you damn demon!"
Mr.2 von Clay also climbed up, jumped lightly and turned into a dancing swan, saying:
"Your kicking skills are actually comparable to my demon boxing skills! And it gives me a sense of déjà vu."
Xiao Feng saw the shadow of Paddy Dabo in Sanji, and he just thought it was an illusion because he missed his friend too much.
"I practiced day and night to finally master this human-demon boxing. How could a small character like you possibly understand it?" Xiao Feng's tone was somewhat provocative.
"Shemale Fist: Dance of Sadness!"
"Shourou!"
"Humph!"
"Shoulder!"
"what!"
"brisket!"
"Who is it~..."
Accompanied by the rhythmic chanting, there is a fierce clash of fists and feet.
Xiao Feng became furious and wanted to kill Sanji with one blow!
"Damn it! Go to hell!"
Sanji didn't say anything and faced the challenge head-on.
At the moment when Xiao Feng and Sanji were facing each other, Sanji stomped the ground with his right foot, used "Shave" to appear behind Xiao Feng and launched a surprise attack.
"Sheep horn attack!"
But Xiao Feng didn't expect Sanji had this trick. He relied on his flexible body to temporarily change his moves, and the straight kick turned into a roundhouse kick.
"Shemale Fist·Friendly Paddy·Rotation Dance!"
What did Sanji hear? Paddy?
The two men fell to the ground again, but this time Xiao Feng was more seriously injured.
"I used the Paddy's Dance on you, bastard!"
Sanji and Xiao Feng's whispers were intertwined and extremely synchronized, almost to the point of sympathy for each other.
It turns out that Sanji has a connection with transsexuals.
But Sanji was very confused at this time, he heard "Paddy" again!
This time Sanji confirmed that he had not heard wrong!
Same name?
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Sanji stood up, with a mocking look on his face: "So? You're not going to use your fruit ability yet?"
Xiao Feng started to get serious, with an expression that said, "I'll use Xiaodao to pull your butt to open your eyes."
"Since you want to see my transformation ability, I will satisfy you!"
When Sanji heard this, smoke came out of his nostrils and he was extremely excited!
It’s finally about to begin!!
As a result, after Xiao Feng's operation, his face turned into a synthetic one, which he called "Sanji so funny that he could make him die of laughter."
Kick!
Sanji felt insulted and raised his leg to kick Feng Clay, causing him to open his eyes on the face.
"Is this what I want to see? Change it!"
Von Clay was deeply shocked, and after standing up, his face turned into Usopp's again, and he said that he used the bond of "friendship" to make Sanji weak.
Kick!
Sanji continued to kick.
"Excuse me! Hitting my companions...I do it every day. Let's do something serious!"
Von Clay hadn't realized what Sanji was asking for yet, so Sanji could only hint at it:
"Human beings! They rely on this pair of... this heart in their chests!! The human heart! It's the soul!"
Von Clay was stunned and almost bowed down to Sanji's designer black suit.
"People rely on their hearts? How touching! I have always been confused by appearances, and I am so ashamed!"
"I understand! You are the first one besides Paddy Dabo who has enlightened me to a deeper understanding of the ways of the shemales."
Von Clay transformed into Weiwei's face and said sternly, "As the one who helped me to sublimate the way of the shemale, I will defeat you with all my strength!"
Sanji was defeated in a second, and the shadow of Paddy was forgotten. He murmured foolishly:
"Welfare! Give me welfare! Hurry up, welfare!!"
Von Clay smiled evilly, stood up and said, "You are such an easy person to understand!"
He has already figured out Sanji's true colors - an old pervert.
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After a beating, Sanji was stepped on by the laughing Vivi, and blood was spurting out.
Despite this, Sanji's face was filled with love.
"Can't stand up anymore? A third-rate chef on the ocean!"
Sanji got angry when he heard his identity as a chef being insulted.
You can insult my body, but you can't insult my profession! !
"You are simply courting death. Don't think I will just take your beating! No matter how much you look like Weiwei, you are still a shemale at heart!"
Sanji burst out with a strong will, which made Feng Clay secretly shocked.
He quickly distanced himself, thinking Sanji was serious this time.
Sanji propped himself up, ready to teach this shemale a lesson.
"You bastard shemale! Stop showing off..."
"Forget yourself~~"
Sanji stood up and saw Vivi's face again. His expression changed instantly, from angry to cute, and even his voice became light.
Von Clay's forehead was covered with sweat...
What's going on?
Even though Sanji was insulted for his job, he couldn't do anything to "her".
So his occupation is - a pervert and a part-time chef for sure.
When facing the old pervert, Mr.2 von Clay can easily win him over!
"Hey, the weather in this country is really hot~~"
"I really want to just take off my clothes~~"
As the collar slowly opened, a deep ravine was revealed, and "Weiwei"'s words were filled with irresistible charm...
Sanji (?▽?): "Do you need my help~~~?"
At this moment, Sanji has one more dream fruit!
Facing Sanji, whose ears were red and nostrils were spitting fire, Von Clay shook his head.
This is the weakness of gender. Genderless transsexuals are the strongest.
"The demon knife cuts!"
The sudden close-range knife attack hit Sanji's eyes hard, almost blinding the blond "chef" in a suit.
This was followed by an even more powerful blow.
“Toe kick!”
This simple and unpretentious kick is unparalleled!
Mr.2 von Clay's hard-trained physical skills are very strong! Qi Kang has also felt it, and Mr.1 who can kick a piece of iron is not inferior, which shows the power.
Sanji's body flew out like a kite with a broken string, rolling continuously until it hit the wall.
"Hahahaha! You're such an idiot!" Xiao Feng danced the swan dance with an expression that showed he was sure of winning.
Sanji has been completely controlled by Xiao Feng.
At this moment, Sanji was feeling both pain and happiness, and the idea of trying again began to arise in his mind!
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