N-A-A Chapter 169
Chapter 169
Outside Uchiha Madara's dilapidated base
"Pork fat bones, bring them to the marinade, and you forgot to wash the eggs~"
"But I cooked a bag of instant noodles~"
Obito hummed a little tune and left triumphantly.
"I give myself 94 points for today's operation, because it's really cool."
First, he established a pretty good relationship with Madara.
Second, he gained more than a year of development time.
Finally, he got a set of legendary ninja tools.
Although he doesn't know how to use them...
But even if he wears them as a fashion, it's cool!
"Actually,……"
Obito chuckled and said to himself
"Even without the mission and Uchiha Madara, I was planning to find a way to obtain the power of the Ten-Tails."
"After all, who knows whether the plot of Boruto will also happen in this world?……"
When I think of the scene in Boruto where Otsutsuki runs around the world and all the members are weakened, Obito's scalp tingles.
"I must get the power of the Six Paths, otherwise I would rather not live to see Boruto!"
After a heart palpitation, Obito said after being hit by twenty kicks.
"I will be the second Sage of Six Paths, and I will be defeated again (the only one existing now)!"
"No, the Six Paths Sage is not as awesome as me. I still have the System Big Brother!"
System:"……Host, it's useless for you to lick me. This system has no money to support you now."
Obito curled his lips when he heard this.
"(ˉ▽￣～) Tsk~~ System, you are such a loser!"
Ignoring the system,
Obito crossed the space with red eyes and came to a vibrant forest.
"I'm so hungry, so hungry, I'm really hungry~"
Obito, who had been hungry for a long time, plunged into the depths of the woods and looked for the lucky little animal tonight.
"……What a cute little wild boar!"
After a while, the cute wild boar in Obito's mouth turned into edible barbecue and entered his mouth.
"Hmm... there are still a lot of them, why not call Brother Nobu over to eat together!"
Obito threw away the bones in his hand, bit his finger and began to make seals.
"The art of psychic communication!"
""Puff!"
A puff of smoke appeared and then slowly dissipated.
And Obito also saw the familiar big toad.
Gama Shin seemed to have grown bigger, and now he was more than two meters tall.
But that was not the point.
The point was that there was a pure white frog under him!
Good fellow.
You are a toad playing with a frog... You are ugly but you are playing with it!
Gama Shin looked around and then looked at Obito in front of him. He instantly understood what happened
……Damn!
I just accidentally responded to the call subconsciously!
Toad Xin smiled awkwardly.
"Long time no see, Obito"
"……Let me introduce you, this is Rice Frog."
Obito nodded in realization.
"Oh, it's the rice frog...wait!"
He suddenly realized something was wrong.
"Rice frog? That's a name?!"
Toad Letter:"……"
Obito:"……"
After leaving the barbecue to Gama Shin and Rice Frog,
Obito didn't intend to be a light bulb, so he got up and left.
He stretched lazily and said
"Now that I have solved my problem, I can go back to Konoha and hang out for a while!"
Obito activated his Kamui and rushed towards Konoha
""Mundo! Marry Gnar if you want!"
(Translation: Oh, Bitto! Go wherever you want!)
……
At the entrance of Konoha Hospital, a handsome guy just came out of the Kamui Space.
The next moment
, a figure flew out from the sixth floor with a whoosh.
Obito was stunned.
……That’s the sixth floor!
""Bang!"
The figure fell in front of Obito, creating a deep pit on the ground.
Then, the figure trembled and climbed up from the ground, grinning and muttering to himself
"Tsunade is still as strong as ever.……"
"But it's still as big as ever, hehe……"
This familiar voice, this lewd smile...
Obito said in surprise:"Master Jiraiya?!" Jiraiya turned around and saw his half-apprentice.
He hurriedly dusted himself off.
As if nothing had happened, he pretended to be indifferent.
""Oh, it's Oh Beto, long time no see."
Obito greeted him with a curious look on his face and asked
"Master Jiraiya, what is going on between you and Master Tsunade?……？"
After a pause,
Obito pointed to the roof of the hospital and continued.
"How did you fly out from such a high place?"
Jiraiya was stunned, his old face fell instantly.
((유∀유|||))
"Just now... did you see everything?"
The leader nodded repeatedly and said
"Not only did I see it, I also heard what you said!"
Jiraiya slapped Obito on the head in anger.
"……You kid!"
Obito laughed and said
"Hahahaha, Master Jiraiya, I didn't expect a playboy like you would suffer the pain of love."
"Come on, let me treat you to a drink. Let's go to... the pub with the most girls in the west!" Jiraiya
's eyes lit up when he heard this.
He immediately put aside the frustration just now.
""Okay, I haven't seen you for a long time, let's go over there and have a drink and chat."
The two came to the tavern in the west.
While admiring the young lady, they drank together.
After three rounds of drinks,
Jiraiya said thoughtfully.
"There has been a lot of commotion in the ninja world recently... It may have something to do with you, kid."
Obito pondered for a moment and said matter-of-factly.
"It does have some connection, but it's not a big deal. I didn't do anything."
I just gathered a few S-rank rebels to help me and make some money.
Jiraiya nodded slightly and said meaningfully.
"You should understand what I want to say to you, right?"
Obito nodded seriously and said
"Don't worry, Master Jiraiya, I will never do anything to harm Konoha!"
Jiraiya laughed with satisfaction.
"Hahahahahaha, okay!"
"Let’s not talk about this anymore, let’s drink!"
After another round of drinking,
Jiraiya’s eyes were blurry, and he began to talk about his life experience.
"Men become stronger after being dumped. Men who have no tolerance and treat this as a joke are incompetent."
"Besides, happiness is not something a man should pursue!"
Obito slapped the table and exclaimed
"Well, you are absolutely right! I toast you again!"
"……"
"……"
As they drank one cup after another, the table and the floor were filled with bottles.
Jiraiya held Obito's hand and asked in a puzzled tone:
"You said Tsunade...why didn't she want to accept me?"
Obito tilted his head and thought for a while, then said uncertainly
"I think it might be because you are... too bohemian!"
"Lady Tsunade cannot tell how much sincerity your confession contains."