if chuya hadn't become king of sheep

Chapter 115 Funny

14 years old

Time slipped by, and before you knew it, it was already October.

Mori has packed his luggage and moved into the U-17 training camp. The latest news is that he and Ice Emperor's Ochi Moonlight formed a doubles and are now playing doubles.

A few days after the chaos at the detective agency that day, Tezuka Kunimitsu visited the detective agency and the Sanada family with gifts.Chitose Chisato also invited Chuya and Yosano Akiko to dinner to thank him before returning to Kansai. He thought this matter would be over like this, but Tachibana Yoshihei from Fudo Peak went to Kamichuya to thank him after two days. Only then did he realize that Chitose's eye was injured by Tachibana Yoshihei.

But now the Tennis Club of Lihai University has received two invitations for practice matches, one from Qingxue and the other from Sitianbaosi.

Qingxue in Tokyo is relatively close, so I picked a random weekend and both sides solved the practice match.

"Echizen, let's compete!" Kirihara shouted.

"I want to..." Echizen looked at Chuya with a look of war

"Okay." Kirihara waved his hand to divert the target and looked at Tezuka with renewed energy, "Then let's fight!"

Tezuka nodded in agreement, and beat Kirihara a "6-0".

"The Tezuka Domain is so difficult to crack." Kirihara sighed in frustration.

In the following match between Echizen and Chuya, Osamu Dazai shouted from the sidelines, "Chuya, avenge Chiya!"

After glaring at Dazai, Nakaya stepped onto the stage, one seamless and the other with supernatural powers, it was like a fight between gods.

"Senior Nioh, don't you try it?" Osamu Dazai suggested, "Same tune versus same tune."

"Puri~" Nioh's eyes lit up, "This is a good idea."

"Synchronization? Have you also mastered the coordination?" Dashi was stunned for a moment,

"It's fun now, meow~" Kikumaru Eiji blinked excitedly, "Let's avenge the Kanto Contest!"

"It will be us who win this time." Liu Sheng pushed his glasses.

After Nioh mastered the one-sided attunement, Yagyu and him tried a few more times and finally got used to the mental oppression of the attunement.

This doubles match was inseparable, but generally speaking, Nioh Yagyu's side was stronger, and finally won the victory with a score of "7-5".

A few days after Qingxue's practice match, invitations to the practice match of Sitenbaoji came, one in Kansai and one in Kanto, and it was finally agreed that Sitenbaoji came to Yokohama.

"So you like growing flowers and plants too." Unexpectedly, Shiraishi and Yukimura got along very well.

"Yes, I am the school's beautification committee member, and the school specially allocated a flower bed on the roof for me to grow plants." Yukimura was very happy when talking about his favorite things.

"I also often raise some flowers and plants, but they are all poisonous flowers and plants." Baishi laughed.

At this time, Toyama Kintaro lay on the ground and started to make a fuss, "I don't want it! Why don't you let me fight him!"

The corner of Baishi's mouth froze, and he walked up to Kintaro Toyama and made a gesture to undo the bandage on his arm, "Xiao Jin, you must be obedient, if you don't behave well, I will punish you."

"No, don't, don't take off the bandage, I will be obedient." Toyama Kintaro hurriedly stood up and nodded obediently.

"Is there anything under his bandage?" Kirihara asked suspiciously.

Toyama Kintaro leaned over and said quietly, "I'll tell you secretly, there is a poisonous hand under Shiraishi's bandage, and it will kill you if you touch it!"

"Huh." Kirihara glanced at Shiraishi, who went back to discuss flowers and plants with Yukimura, shuddered and rubbed his arms, "Could it be that he not only raised poisonous flowers and weeds every day, but also made them into potions and applied them on his arms. With the toxin, you will die if you touch it."

Toyama Kintaro suddenly realized, "You are so smart."

"Hehehe, it's okay." For the first time someone praised him for being smart, Kirihara laughed and patted the back of his head.

On the side, Zhong also turned his head and sighed, these one and the other are not very smart.I want to say that this is impossible no matter how I think about it, but I also think that Shiraishi's poisonous hands are the only way to subdue Toyama Kintaro. For the sake of the future of Shitenbao Temple, it is better not to say it.

After talking about flowers and plants with Yukimura, Shiraishi talked about bandages with Dazai again.

"The quality of your bandage is not very good. Let me recommend you a brand of bandage." Osamu Dazai said.

"Okay, thank you." Baishi nodded with a smile, "This bandage will always fall off, so I have to pay attention to it all the time. It would be great if there is a bandage with better tightness."

Not far away, Jin Xiaochun leaned in front of Sanada, pouted and said, "Xiao Tiantian, you are the type I like~"

Sanada shivered, and shouted with a dark face, "Too slack!"

The golden Xiaochun was not afraid of death and leaned over to poke Sanada's abdominal muscles with his finger, "Oh, it's annoying, don't be aggressive. But, people like you~"

"Xiaoharu, are you going to cheat!" Ichishi Yuji shouted frantically behind the golden Xiaoharu.

Sanada clenched his fists and took a deep breath, "Respect yourself." Then he walked towards the gymnasium, he wanted to vent with the ball machine.

Cai Qianguang took out his mobile phone and kept taking pictures, and Ishida Gin walked up to Nakaya to learn how he managed to be so strong.

"Naturally." Zhongya replied in silence for a while.

"Amitabha, everyone has their own destiny, don't force it." Ishida Yin sighed.

Masaharu Nioh blew the bubbles from Marui and said, "Your Shitenbao Temple is really lively."

"Ahaha." Chitose Qianli smiled awkwardly. As a person who transferred to Sitianbao Temple halfway, he always felt that he was out of place there, not referring to the tennis club but to the whole school.

Shitianbaoji, whose purpose is to be funny, is determined to make the opponent laugh in the game, and the most lively ones are Jin Xiaochun and Ichishi Yuji.

"Yeah, I scored~" Jin Xiaochun raised her orchid fingers and jumped up happily.

"My Haru is the best!" Yuji Ichishi grabbed the golden Xiaoharu's hand, and the two of them were so close that they almost kissed.

"Oh, I hate it." Jin Xiaochun pushed Ichishi Yuji away and turned his head away, "Even I would be shy in public."

Even though he had watched it in the video before, Marui still laughed so hard that he covered his stomach, "No, I don't have the strength anymore."

I thought that Shiraishi, who is a minister, would be more serious, but unexpectedly, in the match between him and Yukimura, Shiraishi hit a good shot, lightly touched his bangs and sighed, "Hmm—Ecstasy!"

I was choked directly while drinking water, and it took a long time to recover from coughing.

"It's funny." Ren Zuqian also introduced, "Our tennis club has recruited many members by relying on Baishi's trick. Baishi is already a star in the school."

"Hmm - Ecstasy!" Shinobu Ken also imitated.

Chuya was speechless for a long time. This is actually a school that chooses clubs based on the level of humor. As expected of Kansai, it is really mysterious.

"What's the funny trick of Senpai Ninja?" Osamu Dazai asked curiously.

Kenya Ninzuzu immediately ran quickly on the spot, "Look, I am the star of Naniwa Kenya Ninzuzu!"

The surrounding air was quiet for a long time, and a gust of cold wind blew past.

Ren Zuqian also stopped in embarrassment and touched the tip of his nose, "It's not funny, I think so too, as expected I'm not funny."

Ishida Silver patted Kenya Ninzuzu on the shoulder and comforted, "Funny cells can be cultivated, and you can definitely do it."

"Then where is Ishida-senpai's sense of humor?" Nakaya couldn't help asking, looking at the serious Ishida Yin.

"Don't you think it's funny for Master to stand there?" Ren Zuqian also blinked and said.

Staring at Ishida Yin for a while, Ishida Yin also looked back at him, the air was quiet for a few minutes, and Zhong couldn't help turning his head away first, the corners of his mouth slightly curved and poured out a smile.

"Look, you're smiling." Ren Zuken also had such an expression.

Osamu Dazai rubbed his apple muscles to calm himself down, "You guys are so funny."

Chuya raised his eyebrows and said, "Dazai, show your song of dying for love."

"Really?" Dazai blinked. This is the first time someone asked him to sing this song.

Coughing twice, Dazai said, "Then I'd rather be respectful than obedient."

"It's impossible to die alone~ die for love~ die for love~ you need two people to die for love~" Dazai sang.

Dazai's singing voice is actually very nice, but I have to say that the tune of this song is very weird, and several people in Sitianbao Temple couldn't help laughing.

"Hahahaha, you are really talented." Ken Azuku laughed and patted Dazai on the shoulder, "You will definitely become a superstar when you come to our Shitenbao Temple."

Osamu Dazai puffed his cheeks, with complex emotions piled up on his face, should he be happy or sad at this moment, obviously he is very serious.

In the end, he chose to hug Zhong Ye and put his head on his shoulder and said coquettishly, "Zhong Ye is really too much~ Obviously I am very serious, but Zhong Ye actually regards me as a comedian."

"Aren't you?" Chuya, who had already regarded Dazai as a bad friend, spoke mercilessly.

"Okay." Dazai was silent for a while, "But comedians usually have partners, right? Chuya and I will make a comedian debut together."

"You go find someone else." Nakaya pushed away Dazai's approaching face, "Isn't Nioh-senpai a good match with you? You can team up with him."

"Puri~" Nioh Masaharu immediately refused, "I'm a fraudster, not a comedian."

The days when Sitianbaosi was there were always hilarious. On the last day, when Sitianbaosi was about to leave, he received a call from his coach.

"Wimbledon in England sent an invitation letter to invite the Tennis Club to participate in the Tennis Open." Said the coach of Sitianbaosi.

"Xiu, is what you said true?" Bai Shi blinked in confusion, "Is it the Wimbledon I thought?"

"I can't believe it, but it's true, but it's not the official one. It's an unofficial competition. The opponents are young players from other countries." Said Osamu Watanabe, who threw Shitenbaoji to Li Haida and went to Yokohama by himself. , "Let's take off directly from Yokohama, no need to go back to Osaka."

After hanging up the phone, Shiraishi talked to Yukimura about it, and Yukimura nodded, "We received it too."

"Then let's go together." Baishi suggested.

Speaking of Kirihara in England, Dazai came to mind and asked, "Dazai, does England have Big Ben and Notre Dame de Paris?"

Dazai was silent for a while and said, "Notre Dame is in France."

"Oh." Kirihara nodded suddenly, "Then the Arc de Triomphe is in England?"

"That's also in France." Zhongya was silent for a while, "Chiye, how did you pass the geography test?"

"Because I can't take an exam with such a simple question." Dazai shrugged and answered for Kirihara.